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I’m going to regret saying this but I’m a bit bored. My homework is done, it’s Sunday night and I’m a bit bored.

See, now I’ve said that something insane is going to happen. A dragon or a Dalek or something is going to suddenly appear in the living room. Or I’m going to find out that I have a long lost sister from Aberdeen who dyes her hair pink and wears a leopard print cat suit.

I’m not sure if those things are worse than being bored or not.

New York City. The big apple....tini. Ooh, that would be nice...a big appletini.









No, I do not want to go swimming in a giant martini glass.

Frick!

I hate moving. Especially across the country. The movers broke one of my lamps and I'm pretty sure I left my favorite sweater in California. I bet that witch Debbie stole it. It just sucks. And my mom has already called me like FOURTEEN times to tell me that now that I'm living in New York I can be cold while I become an old spinster since I was too stupid to marry Keith. Because nobody else is ever going to have me. Did I just put that where anyone can read it? Double frick!

And oh god! Now I'm going to have to settle into a new hospital and that is going to be hell! And with my luck the people are all going to be like Dr. Cox and my patients will hate me and I'll get fired within a month. Frick.

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, why wouldn't you say hello?