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Tweak says, "What is this, a missile launch"

David can be anyone he wants (shiftingromeo) wrote in portland_net,
@ 2014-06-04 20:13:00

Entry tags:

castiel, david lassiter, ianto jones, jody mills, kira yukimura, rebekah mikaelson, river song, sam winchester, skye

Portland. Wow. That's... random. Sort of disappointing too. After all that talk about wormholes and crap, I was sort of expecting to end up on the Millennium Falcon or something.

Anyway, hi. David Lassiter. Where is the nearest Starbucks?

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	hidethedamage 2014-06-05 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Have you tried looking on the nearest corner? Starbucks are everywhere, dear. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shiftingromeo 2014-06-05 12:34 am UTC (link)
	I searched for it on my new shiny tablet and found one. I think I just said that as an excuse for someone to talk to me. Terrible social skills over here. You are right though. You can't spit without hitting a Starbucks these days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hidethedamage 2014-06-05 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm awesome at talking, usually without provocation of any kind. Generally too much, as well. And Starbucks is a blight on society. I'm agreeing with people below. Go to the Half Pint Cafe. You won't be disappointed. I'm River, since I was rude enough to not introduce myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shiftingromeo 2014-06-05 12:47 am UTC (link)
	Starbucks is a quick fix when you're on the run, but I get the feeling this isn't an on-the-run kinda place. I'm on my way there as we speak. I'm apparently a boss at typing and walking. Hi River, you're being perfectly polite actually. I've had worse. Way worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hidethedamage 2014-06-05 01:00 am UTC (link)
	Oh, some of us do run around a bit, but I'd still prefer a good cup of coffee to burn grounds at three times the price. You're doing very well if you're typing and talking all at once. It's a skill I took years to learn. Thank you, darling. I've also had worse. But I try not to be like those people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shiftingromeo 2014-06-05 01:03 am UTC (link)
	You have a very good point. And I grew up in the age of technology. It's pretty much ingrained in my programming. Those people are jerks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hidethedamage 2014-06-05 01:49 am UTC (link)
	I don't actually get why anyone drinks Starbucks at all, but then I'm picky about what I drink, in general. I can type now without even looking, which has gotten me out of some tight spots in the past. They are, but some argue the same thing about me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shiftingromeo 2014-06-05 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Masochism? I dunno. I can type without looking sometimes, but I always have to check to make sure autocorrect doesn't screw me over. Jerks and liars. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hidethedamage 2014-06-05 02:09 am UTC (link)
	Convenience, I suppose. With a touch of masochism involved, I assume, because I can't really see any other reason. I figure if autocorrect changes something I said, I deserve it. At least my intentions usually come through, even if things are strange. Indeed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shiftingromeo 2014-06-05 02:19 am UTC (link)
	I've been guilty of the convenience with a shot of masochism plenty of times, but I can be reformed. Autocorrect is both a blessing and a curse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hidethedamage 2014-06-05 02:27 am UTC (link)
	I lean more toward sadism than masochism any day. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shiftingromeo 2014-06-05 02:32 am UTC (link)
	You should work at Starbucks. :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hidethedamage 2014-06-05 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Instead of the University? No thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shiftingromeo 2014-06-05 02:39 am UTC (link)
	You work at the University? I'm enrolled there apparently. I guess I should pick some classes. Any suggestions? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hidethedamage 2014-06-05 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Well, if you want to watch me make grand sweeping statements at the front of a classroom for a semester or two, Archaeology. Always. Beyond that, what do you like to study? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shiftingromeo 2014-06-05 02:44 am UTC (link)
	I like to study girls. Archaeology it is! But when I'm not studying girls, I do dabble in some philosophy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hidethedamage 2014-06-05 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Well, I started learning archaeology to find a good man, so you using it to study girls is acceptable. ;) Philosophy? Well, there's a whole department for that, darling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shiftingromeo 2014-06-05 03:01 am UTC (link)
	So glad you see things my way. I know. I did a couple of classes back in Chicago. I like to think I was pretty good at it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hidethedamage 2014-06-05 03:10 am UTC (link)
	Of course! I understand completely. Well then, do that. That and Archaeology. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	nosuitnoservice 2014-06-05 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Aaaaaand the new most popular course at university, coming from behind for a surprise lead... (Hi. Ianto Jones, librarian. Welcome to Portland.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hidethedamage 2014-06-05 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Ianto, you charmer. Now if I could just get you to attend a class or two, just so I could get your undivided attention for a few hours a week. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nosuitnoservice 2014-06-05 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Ugh, university. I mean, yeah, a PhD would be nice, but still. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hidethedamage 2014-06-05 03:20 am UTC (link)
	My classes are me, in low cut tops and very high heels, flailing about and flirting. It's not like REAL University! Well, I mean, I do actually teach, it's just with a lot more entertainment involved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	shiftingromeo 2014-06-05 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Hi! Thanks! Seems like a cool place already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nosuitnoservice 2014-06-05 03:15 am UTC (link)
	You're surprisingly lassez-faire about this. Come from some kind of hell-dimension? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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