~ Pimp My Threesome ~
A Harry Potter Threesome Fest With a Twist

User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-13 13:58
Subject: Last pimping post for avalon_queen
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Tags:morgan le fay, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: avalon_queen

Well, well, it seems as though you, my dear readers, are not the only ones who have taken a keen iterest in my work.

Our wonderful friends, the Wizards for Innocence also seem to have quite an interest, as well. In fact, they have set hands on an advance copy, and posted an excerpt. How very kind of them.

I'm sure you are all looking forward to the unvieling, as much as I am. Let us hope it is not too long before you may be able to satisfy your.... senses.

~ Morgan

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-13 05:27
Subject: ONE FINAL PIMPING POST FROM YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT, FLAVIUS BELBY
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Tags:flavius belby, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: flavius_belby45


Three Men. One Secret.



What Price a Man's Soul? )


Sigillum Secreti

by Flavius Belby

Reviewers Say:


"An intense psychological thriller. Also, a quick cure for Erectile Dysfunction." Dr. Muggle (ME)


"Please blind me! I just read about Severus Snape, naked and having sex! With Harry! And Draco Malfoy!! Hell, just let Voldemort win!" N. Longbottom


"I hid behind my hands while reading - more angst than an angsty thingie. With a hopeful ending, though." Ima Romans Reeder

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-13 02:37
Subject: PIMPING POST: [info]newt_scamander
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Tags:newt scamander, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: newt_scamander

So, gentle readers, I'll soon be presenting my scintillating masterpiece of angst and romance, a story of two travelers who meet up with an unsuspecting Muggle. Hmm, I wonder if this might be a Crossover fic…? Its title? Missteps. It seems everyone in the story might have two left feet….

And it's educational as well!

Valuable things you'll learn… )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-12 22:33
Subject: Pimping Post for [info]xavier_rastrick
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Tags:pimpage, week 3, xavier rastrick

Original poster: xavier_rastrick

My final attempt to seduce you all lies beneath this cut. Before you click, allow me to simply say that I have found this contest to be vastly entertaining thus far, and my fellow authors to be clever and innovative opponents. May the best wizard win!


Image and text here. )


Over the Horizon by [info]xavier_rastrick



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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-12 22:23
Subject: Pimping Post for [info]wilfred_elphick
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Tags:pimpage, week 3, wilfred elphick

Original poster: wilfred_elphick

My dearest lovelies,

I know how much it must sadden you to know that this will be our last correspondence prior to the publication of my most excellent work of smut pornography romantic entanglement in written form, but please gather yourselves. For tonight... tonight is the night to examine the form of one Percy Ignatius Weasley.

Wil, on Percy )

Watch Percy slowly come unravelled in

Lay Me Bare
[For Mature Audiences Only]


Until I unravel you, my dears, I remain


The Great and Magnificent Wizard Wil

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-12 15:15
Subject: Further Details regarding Bowman Wright's Summer Reading
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Tags:bowman wright, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: bowmanwright

Let it not be said that the past is always behind us; it is not. Sometimes it is living, there before us.

This one is only a memory, a young eager body at play despite the tense surroundings, so opposite his present sensibility it's hard to imagine reconciliation.

That one is sharper, angrier, and if the memory shows the playful spirit, there is about it a wistful sense of distance as well.

Sometimes the grays blur.

Sometimes they align, crisp and sharp in overlaid lines and perfect glowing soft skin.

Sometimes the slick sounds of sex carry him away, watching the laid-back head that exposes a long lean throat, the grasping grunting thrusts of two men--boys--caught up in the moment, the bouncing breasts and impossible flexibility of the lithe woman between them.

Each month, the tableau is new. He never knows what he'll see, or what she'll have him do, but this is a first, and the surge he can't quite pin down--it might be lust, it might be rage, or it might be the moon, for all he can tell--has him painfully hard and achingly desperate.

Until she allows it, he can't do a damn thing about it.

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-12 18:19
Subject: Pimping Post for Gifford Ollerton
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Original poster: felledneologism

You know, Geoff, life was so much easier before that mess with the giants.

Bugger and blast! )

Next correspondence will be a complete manuscript for your perusal. And I'm expecting real editing this time, not just having the thing be rewritten in Iambic Pentameter.

All Covered In Ink and Things,
Gifford

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-12 07:21
Subject: Pimping post for [info]devils_brooms
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Tags:devlin whitehorn, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: devils_brooms

And so, my friends, we have come to the final preview.  I have quite enjoyed reading everyone's previews, and I look forward to seeing the finished works.

One final snippet of my story. Though I’m sure by now you must have some clue who our mysterious “I” might be. Between friend and lover torn. However can he reconcile himself?


Read on to see just who the mysterious  )

I Do I hope you will follow my story of these three beautiful young and learn how these three come together and discover the true meaning of love in A Silent Voice, soon to be found at all the best bookshops in England and throughout the world.

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-11 16:31
Subject: Pimping - Artemisia Lufkin - Week Three
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Original poster: misia_lufkin

Hermione and Ron have their eyes on the same catch. The lengths she will go to to win are endless, the schemes she plans, convoluted and dangerous, her drive to take what is hers… overpowering.

In an almost shy gesture… )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-11 18:12
Subject: Pimping Post for Oswald Beamish
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Original poster: oswald_beamish

Dear Witches and Wizards,

I have enjoyed these last few weeks and cannot wait to partake in your offerings of fiction divine. Good Luck to you all.

Today, I offer you my last attempt to tease and entice you into enjoying the literary delight I have prepared for your perusal. In each instalment, I have given you a bit of our tale; the participants, a snippet of the fiction to come and now finally, I managed to retrieve a bit of actual evidence from the premises. I tell you, it was difficult to gather this bit to share with you as the Brothers Weasley are cunning and Mister Potter is not without resources. But I persevered and am offering it up for your consideration.

Physical Evidence )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-11 13:35
Subject: Pimping Post for Daisy Dodderidge -- Week 3
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Original poster: daisydotteridge

Well this is the final taste before the full story is revealed.

There is much more to say about the two and three mirror systems of kaleidoscopes and teleidoscopes that I first heard about from Ms Lovegood. The contents of the mysterious package Harry received at the Hog's Head Inn will be reveled as well. But today I thought I'd share a wee bit about how the particular threesome came to be...

Hugs and Kisses )

.

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-11 22:20
Subject: Pimping by Greta Catchlove
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Tags:greta catchlove, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: g_catchlove

A very helpful artist made this for me. I really needed some delicious ad for my campaign to win votes. I do hope this will help to make that happen.



I am looking forward already to all the enticing and enthralling posts of my fellow participants. This has been a wild ride and the lovely part is... that it's not over yet. *winks*

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-11 06:45
Subject: Pimp 3: Ignatia Wildsmith
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Original poster: call_me_ignatia

My darlings,

I have a wonderful treat for you today. After many hours spent negotiating with my baser self, I decided you all deserve the right to see these rather graphic memories I have of our delectable threesome. As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words… )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-11 00:47
Subject: Havelock Sweeting Week 3 pimp
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Tags:havelock sweeting, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: havelocsweeting

Hmm...it's that time of the week again is it? Time to tantalize and entice your senses. I shall work hard to do that and make up for my previous effort last week. A unicorn was peering over my shoulder as I typed and therefore I found myself...distracted. Pimp behind the link ) Oh dear. Hmm...seems I can't give you that nice little snippet of my fic. Ah well. I'll have to just give you some hints instead of what it may have contained. Harry knew these two characters while he was in school. They are male...or are they female? Or both? Blasted memory. Ah well. All sorts of bad luck today. Deleted posts, memory loss...I'm sure it will get better by my posting date. Ta darlings.</font>

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-09 07:53
Subject: Pimpin Post for pimpin_adalbet
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Tags:adalbet waffling, pimpage, week 2

Original poster: pimpin_adalbet

I'm afraid that with all of the travelling that I do, I simply lost track of the time and nearly forgot to tell you about There Are No Marvels in Pannony! I suppose that's the danger of speedy travel when looking for more information about lost and forgotten spells - you forget what time zone you're in!

Snippet )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-08 11:14
Subject: Draco's got a dirty little mouth
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Mood:mischievous
Tags:miranda goshawk, pimpage, week 2

Original poster: goshawkm

Sharing a room with a bored Draco Malfoy turns out to be a dangerous situation for a sexually frustrated Harry. Here's a little taste of what's to come...

 

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-08 08:53
Subject: Pimping Post for the_conjurer
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Tags:cornelius agrippa, pimpage, week 2

Original poster: the_conjurer

I am sorry to note that you still seem to be here. Usually after opening one of my books, most visitors are nothing more than a nasty smear on the rug. You got off very lucky, my young friend, to have been exposed to nothing more than a bit of light humour. Shall we roll the dice again? If we delve deeper into the story, perhaps we can find one of those deeply frightening excerpts which lead to insanity.

Alas. More humour...


Well, perhaps next time we'll have better luck. In fact, I shall make certain that next time, should you dare to continue, your brains will melt out your ears! Mwahahahaha! Oh...is it already time for my medication?

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-08 09:18
Subject: Gaspard Shingleton, Pimpage, Part Deux
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Location:work
Mood:mischievous
Music:none
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Original poster: gaspard_shingle

Ah, welcome back my lovely voters, customers, er, fellow authors for my second delectable tidbit of my as yet untitle epic of love, lust, and self-stirring cauldrons, umm, and chocolate.

Ms. Ginevra Weasley is not one to take her lovers' actions lying down, well, except when they surprise her and bind her to her bed.

Ah, I hear you chortle, a bondage fic?  Not quite, my friends.  Read on

And just how did Luna find herself in this predicament?  More next week!

Remember to stop by my shop, Number 1, Diagon Alley for the finest in self-stirring cauldrons, pots and pans.  And to vote for me!

Owl for your very own catalog!

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-08 07:43
Subject: Pimping Post for Mirabella Plunkett
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Original poster: mirabella_plunk


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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-08 00:53
Subject: Pimping Post for Gondoline Oliphant, Week #2
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Mood:creative
Tags:gondoline oliphant, pimpage, week 2

Original poster: gondoline_o


My pimping this week
unveils the mystery
of the faces who star
in my erotic story.

One witch and two wizards
immersed in jealousy
Aren't you dying to know
their identities?

You haven't guessed yet?
Then it's quite easy.
Just solve the puzzle
And you will see

Which one and one and one
Makes three.


Cliquez ici, s'il vous plait )

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