~ Pimp My Threesome ~
A Harry Potter Threesome Fest With a Twist

User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-05 00:51
Subject: An Addendum to Bowman Wright's Suggested Summer Reading.
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Original poster: bowmanwright

The changes wrought by the bite of an unchanged wolf are many and diverse.

Some of them are small. There is the tickle of the sinuses in certain stormy weather, as though the wolf-instinct seeks to respond in some manner that all but one day a month the mind cannot decipher. There is the dreadful awareness of the moon, despite that no wolf-body will come forth. There is the tendency toward anemia, remediable with careful attention to diet. None of these things are more than a trivial nuisance.

But then, some of them are a great deal larger.

In the throes of the partial change, when there is lust in the air before him, a chain or magical binding might be required to hold him steady, despite that he is lucid through the night, despite that his mind is clear. His body craves and trembles with needs and unreasoning forces that lie outside his control, until he has learned to give over to the control of another. She can hold him without any chain, and in return, their balance is careful. She never directs him but on this night, and on this night, she controls him completely.

He never knows what he might see.

Now, when the world around him exists in shades of grey, there is yet, in the midst of it, color. His own part is muddy red, heated and hard and blurred by morning. Hers is blue, and crisp. The sharp yellow and bright living green are new.

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-09 07:53
Subject: Pimpin Post for pimpin_adalbet
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Original poster: pimpin_adalbet

I'm afraid that with all of the travelling that I do, I simply lost track of the time and nearly forgot to tell you about There Are No Marvels in Pannony! I suppose that's the danger of speedy travel when looking for more information about lost and forgotten spells - you forget what time zone you're in!

Snippet )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-08 11:14
Subject: Draco's got a dirty little mouth
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Tags:miranda goshawk, pimpage, week 2

Original poster: goshawkm

Sharing a room with a bored Draco Malfoy turns out to be a dangerous situation for a sexually frustrated Harry. Here's a little taste of what's to come...

 

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-08 08:53
Subject: Pimping Post for the_conjurer
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Tags:cornelius agrippa, pimpage, week 2

Original poster: the_conjurer

I am sorry to note that you still seem to be here. Usually after opening one of my books, most visitors are nothing more than a nasty smear on the rug. You got off very lucky, my young friend, to have been exposed to nothing more than a bit of light humour. Shall we roll the dice again? If we delve deeper into the story, perhaps we can find one of those deeply frightening excerpts which lead to insanity.

Alas. More humour...


Well, perhaps next time we'll have better luck. In fact, I shall make certain that next time, should you dare to continue, your brains will melt out your ears! Mwahahahaha! Oh...is it already time for my medication?

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-08 09:18
Subject: Gaspard Shingleton, Pimpage, Part Deux
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Location:work
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Original poster: gaspard_shingle

Ah, welcome back my lovely voters, customers, er, fellow authors for my second delectable tidbit of my as yet untitle epic of love, lust, and self-stirring cauldrons, umm, and chocolate.

Ms. Ginevra Weasley is not one to take her lovers' actions lying down, well, except when they surprise her and bind her to her bed.

Ah, I hear you chortle, a bondage fic?  Not quite, my friends.  Read on

And just how did Luna find herself in this predicament?  More next week!

Remember to stop by my shop, Number 1, Diagon Alley for the finest in self-stirring cauldrons, pots and pans.  And to vote for me!

Owl for your very own catalog!

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-08 07:43
Subject: Pimping Post for Mirabella Plunkett
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Original poster: mirabella_plunk


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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-08 00:53
Subject: Pimping Post for Gondoline Oliphant, Week #2
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Original poster: gondoline_o


My pimping this week
unveils the mystery
of the faces who star
in my erotic story.

One witch and two wizards
immersed in jealousy
Aren't you dying to know
their identities?

You haven't guessed yet?
Then it's quite easy.
Just solve the puzzle
And you will see

Which one and one and one
Makes three.


Cliquez ici, s'il vous plait )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-07 23:23
Subject: Pimping for Perpetua Fancourt
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Original poster: perpet_fancourt

Dahhlings! Your comments to my first pimp post gave me such shivers of delight. You were so encouraging, so understanding. So eager....

But for some of you, my tittilating tidbit was something of a disappointment. You wish to read only of muscley and dashing men shagging each other senseless. All those hard, pulsing cocks and treasure trails and flat nipples send you into orgasmic flights of fancy.

Tut, tut, my dahhhling readers. For I have not yet revealed all that is my story. We are writing threesomes, are we not? I only wrote a tiny smidge of what our Harry will experience that moon-filled night.

And so, my impatient pets, read on... )

Nuh-uh-nuh! *wags finger* That's enough for you! For now. I must run off and watch the last bit of my lovely lunar light.

Ta, dahhlings!!

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-08 01:29
Subject: Pimping Post for [info]dymphna_furmage
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Original poster: dymphna_furmage

QLA - June 2007 )







Warning: Images behind cut

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-07 21:37
Subject: Pimping Post for Dorcas Wellbeloved
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Location:consulting my library
Mood:mischievous
Music:the popping of the fire, the whispers of the trees
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Original poster: dorcas_wellovd

Oh my dearest, most gentle and discriminating readers. You have joined this wonderful Community of like-minded pervs souls to discover the very best reading experience. And I am trying (very trying) to give it to you, really I am.
I do hope you enjoyed my little quiz last week. Although I teased you a lot, I didn't give anything concrete away about my story. But tonight I will tell you more. Behind the cut you will find my prompt, which also happens to be the title of my little effort.
Do you want to read something intriguing, something exciting, something with action as well as smut? Do you like a compelling build-up to explosive events? Do you like something just a little different? I can promise you all of that. And more... for I may just make you smirk-along-with-Snape!

For your edification and great delight may I present... )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-07 08:25
Subject: Pimpage for Balfour_Bane
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Original poster: balfour_bane

How do you cope when everything you thought about yourself comes crashing down around you?


Lost and Found )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-07 07:50
Subject: Pimping post for Mungo Bonham
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Tags:mungo bonham, pimpage, week 2

Original poster: saint_mungo

Impulse - A change in an object's momentum caused by a fast-acting force.

The third force in this system will have to act fast to change their Momentum (brought to you by [info]saint_mungo).

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-07 02:25
Subject: Pimping Post the Second for [info]archie_alderton
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Original poster: archie_alderton

He is a wizard wrapped in dark magic inside a trunk—until the master elects to go antiquing and acquires him, and the master’s pupil allows his curiosity to get the best of him.

Where will you be when the tapestry begins to weave itself?

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-06 20:20
Subject: Second Pimping Post for Morgan le Fay
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Location:wouldn't you like to know
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Tags:morgan le fay, pimpage, week 2

Original poster: avalon_queen

See what everyone is saying about:

Only a Malfoy...


“Best read I‘ve had all year. I’d give it two thumbs up, if I had a second hand free.”
~ Henric Von Lovitz, Welsh Daily Times


Only a Malfoy is an utterly reprehensible tale, crafted by and for the filthiest of minds.”
~ Wizards for Innocence


“Lucius told you about that!!?? That bastard!”
~ Narcissa Malfoy




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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-07 00:52
Subject: Pimpage post No.2, Glover Hipworth
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Location:London, Leaky Cauldron
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Music:The Smiths - How soon is now?
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Original poster: glover_hipworth

AURORS CAUGHT IN COMPROMISING POSITION!

Severus Snape, former Death Eater and Hogwarts Professor and now ministry-approved Auror and his Auror collegue Hermione Granger were caught in a very delicate situation with an unknown person in a side alley of Cockspur street. Glover Hipworth, an innocent passer-by, told us:
Read more... )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-05 00:57
Subject: Pimping Post for [info]wilfred_elphick
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Original poster: wilfred_elphick

We will continue, this week, with a man who needs no introduction. Charlie Weasley.

Wil, on Charlie )

Meet Charlie, and two of his brothers, in the story which shows that, no matter how similar three people might appear, how close their relationship, they are as diverse as strangers.

Lay Me Bare
[For Mature Audiences Only]


Look for me in your dreams…


The Great and Magnificent Wizard Wil


2

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-06 04:35
Subject: A Second Pimpage for Your Delectation, With Regards From Flavius Belby
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Original poster: flavius_belby45


Three Men. One Secret.



Will One Man's Sacrifice Be Enough to Save the World? )

Sigillum Secreti

by Flavius Belby


Reviewers Say:


"Intriguing plot, well-constructed narrative - a wild broomstick ride through...ah, who am I kidding? It's damned hot, even if it is Snivellus! Who would've thought?" I. M. Sirius


"A three-cigarette fic if I've ever read one!" H. Puffer


"Gah!" (*thud*) The Honourable Lady Schmeagle

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-06 03:21
Subject: PIMPING POST: [info]newt_scamander
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Original poster: newt_scamander

My dear, dear friends, I have the greatest hope that my previous little clues have whetted your appetites!

It wouldn't be out of place for me to shamelessly promote my work… indeed, it is the very purpose of this exercise! I am, however, a humble man, a scientist, an observer of beasts—and what more fascinating than the pall of the green-eyed beast, I daresay?—and as such, self-promotion does not come easily to me.

I ask you then, to take the word, instead, of my editor, a delightful, hard-working young woman who stated, after reading the first draft, "Cor, Newty! This is hawt!"

Which I, of course, took to mean: it was an intense tale, with timeless themes—one of which killed the proverbial cat and another which drives an intensely reticent man to uncommon action—delicately interwoven and expertly crafted to include a foreign land… and a foreign tongue.

Theme One )

Theme Two )


I leave you with that to pique your interest, until next time.

Yours,
Newt Scamander

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-06 00:02
Subject: Second Pimpage Post for [info]beatrixbloxam
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Location:I'll never tell
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Original poster: beatrixbloxam

A Fabulous new story by the Authoress of Toadstool Tales

Heat



A second chance to entice you all into reading my little tale

I do feel I must warn you, if you are looking for angst and a story full of plot twists you must look elsewhere. For alas, I write only of twisting limbs, stroking tongues and entwined bodies - lovely, lovely men pleasuring each other...

Another little sample... )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-06 00:20
Subject: Second Pimping post for [info]gunhilda_g
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Tags:gunhilda of gorsemoor, pimpage, week 2

Original poster: gunhilda_g

Hello again, my dears! It is glorious to see you all still here, some of you aching, I hope, for some hint of who the next member of our trio is.

It has been quite the busy week. Many stories have been outlined here for your delectation. I can only hope that my tale continues to whet your appetites, and that perhaps there are some amongst you who are discriminating enough in your tastes to appreciate it.

Our next member is a young man who had what many assumed was a privileged upbringing, but not every home is the way it appears from the outside, is it? No, indeed not. Considered a prince amongst men, he is a valued part of our threesome. His receptivity to all manner of new experiences makes him a wonderful partner, as the other two in this threesome can and shall attest to.

Oh, and he does have such a way with his tongue... but more about his oral skills later. Perhaps I should just leave you drooling for more.

Until next week, my darlings!

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