Original poster: the_conjurer Well, my young readers, it’s finally time to see whether you can endure the glorious filth and mild humour of my story. Come, clever readers, and see if you can find the Missing Piece... Title: Missing Piece
Author: Cornelius Agrippa
Pairing: Sirius/Harry/Remus
Kink/Prompt: D/s, “When in doubt...”
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None, really, other than the kink. Bit of dirty talk, though. Summary: To Harry, it’s all too obvious that Sirius and Remus belong together. He attempts to make them see this, but nothing seems to work...until Remus and Sirius finally figure out what’s missing.
Author's Notes and Disclaimer: The HP-verse belongs to J.K. Rowling, and you belong to me.
Henceforth let all young men take heed
How in a Conjurer's books they read.
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Original poster: the_conjurer Behold, I am the greatest necromancer of all time, for I have brought Sirius Black back from the dead! Harry Potter will take credit, of course, but I'll deal with him eventually. Never let an apprentice near the books. Always a mistake.
For now, you can read all about my feat in that book, there, in your very hands! Caress its dragon hide binding and relish the Power of Three...or the power of threesomes, at any rate.
Yes, within its pages, you will find the smouldering, yet still very amusing tale of Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Harry Potter, as they struggle with that eternal conundrum; who tops?
And now, prepare yourselves, mere mortals, as Cornelius Agrippa begins to drive you toward the brink of madness with this, his epic masterpiece. Join me now as we join our heroes as they search for their...
Missing Piece
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There, is madness impending? Are you quivering with the insatiable desire for more? Then vote for Cornelius Agrippa and find the Missing Piece.
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Original poster: the_conjurer I am sorry to note that you still seem to be here. Usually after opening one of my books, most visitors are nothing more than a nasty smear on the rug. You got off very lucky, my young friend, to have been exposed to nothing more than a bit of light humour. Shall we roll the dice again? If we delve deeper into the story, perhaps we can find one of those deeply frightening excerpts which lead to insanity.
Alas. More humour...
Well, perhaps next time we'll have better luck. In fact, I shall make certain that next time, should you dare to continue, your brains will melt out your ears! Mwahahahaha! Oh...is it already time for my medication?
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