~ Pimp My Threesome ~
A Harry Potter Threesome Fest With a Twist

User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-05 00:51
Subject: An Addendum to Bowman Wright's Suggested Summer Reading.
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Tags:bowman wright, pimpage, week 2

Original poster: bowmanwright

The changes wrought by the bite of an unchanged wolf are many and diverse.

Some of them are small. There is the tickle of the sinuses in certain stormy weather, as though the wolf-instinct seeks to respond in some manner that all but one day a month the mind cannot decipher. There is the dreadful awareness of the moon, despite that no wolf-body will come forth. There is the tendency toward anemia, remediable with careful attention to diet. None of these things are more than a trivial nuisance.

But then, some of them are a great deal larger.

In the throes of the partial change, when there is lust in the air before him, a chain or magical binding might be required to hold him steady, despite that he is lucid through the night, despite that his mind is clear. His body craves and trembles with needs and unreasoning forces that lie outside his control, until he has learned to give over to the control of another. She can hold him without any chain, and in return, their balance is careful. She never directs him but on this night, and on this night, she controls him completely.

He never knows what he might see.

Now, when the world around him exists in shades of grey, there is yet, in the midst of it, color. His own part is muddy red, heated and hard and blurred by morning. Hers is blue, and crisp. The sharp yellow and bright living green are new.

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-16 17:34
Subject: Pimping post for [info]j_pilliwickle, week three
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Tags:pimpage, week 3

Original poster: j_pilliwickle

... Well, that will teach me to turn my back on a hardened criminal!

Ahem. Sorry.

Since you've all been so terribly titillated by the teases I've been doling out, I'm sure you noticed my absence from my assigned pimping slot on Tuesday. Alas! But I have escaped from ... er, I mean, I have overcome my delay and come bearing gifts ... )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-15 21:33
Subject: You Won't Have to Beg Much Longer.
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Mood:horny
Tags:celestina warbeck, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: celestina_w

This is the last time I shall have to tease and torment you all -- at least until I deliver on my promises to seduce you and bring you to a shaky, messy completion.

Will you enjoy it as much as I?

I have decided to provide a glimpse of what will be had upon reading my story -- and all the sooner with your vote.

From my tale, Suspicions Unleashed:

For a quick tease... )

I look forward to the festivities in the coming week.

~Celestina

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-15 22:20
Subject: Adalbet Waffling's Final Pimpin Post
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Tags:adalbet waffling, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: pimpin_adalbet

Alas, this is my final pimping post! I have enjoyed these past weeks of tantalising tastes of indulgent fantasies. Friends, it has been lovely.

Rather than indulge you and show you more of my delightful piece, I shall keep it short and simple.

The setting: Sofia, Bulgaria: a lonely one-bedroom apartment, a subterranean Gringotts office, a crowded rented room in an international inn

The characters: a virginal Dean Thomas living as a Muggle, a beautiful Nymphadora Tonks quietly stalking Dean, and a confused Charlie Weasley trying to find his way through the lies

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-14 23:59
Subject: Pimping post for Jocelind Wadcock
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Mood:exhausted
Tags:jocelind wadcock, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: jocelindwadcock

My dear fellow community members--
many thanks for the weeks of teasing and fine offerings you have bestowed upon us!

I have several short excerpts for your perusal.  They are meant only to give a taste.  For the main course, well, a vote for Jocelind Wadcock will bring a surer and quicker completion to all.



You will also find a poll (for your enjoyment and mine) on my livejournal site sometime Friday afternoon.
Edited: poll is now up here.

Any guesses as to the identity of the third member of the pairing will be cherished, and I just might drop additional hints...

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-15 18:20
Subject: Pimping Post for [info]d_shimpling
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Tags:derwent shimpling, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: d_shimpling

Ah, my fabulous friends and fans, it has been quite a week. The Muggles with whom I have been staying experienced an outage of their eclecktricity, which a well placed Lumous or two would have solved. However after last year's... incident with this Ministry, I am loathe to expose even the tiniest hint of magic these days. Their interwebs seem oddly connected to this eclecktricity, and although I offered to help them reweave these webs, they refused my assistance with much whispering among themselves. Fortuantely my plight has been reversed, and the Muggles now have interwebs and eckecktricity and whatever other odd things Muggles seem to have. Therefore I present my final, tempting offer...

A brief snippet from Escape Artist by Derwent Shimpling


Severus had spent enough years with adolescents to recognize the signs of desire in their eyes. More potions had been ruined by mooning students than he cared to count, so it was not difficult to know what it meant every time Harry's eyes tracked Shacklebolt's movements. And Severus had to admit, if only from a purely aesthetic perspective, that Shacklebolt had some nice moves. That, however, did nothing to ameliorate the slightly nauseous feeling that teenage love-struck lust always seemed to give him. Nor did the fact that his own eyes tracked Harry's moves a bit more than he wanted to admit.

Yet, while Harry's desire was both obvious and expected, Severus was faced with a different conundrum. There was no mistaking desire in someone's eyes; one hardly needed to be a legilimency expert to detect that blatant lust. Why, oh why, then, did Kingsley Shacklebolt's eyes spark with just that desire every time Severus joined the instruction?

It was impossible that someone like Shacklebolt could actually be interested in him. Wasn't it?

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-15 12:41
Subject: Another tanalizing morsel for my brood
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Mood:anticipatory
Tags:miranda goshawk, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: goshawkm

Poor Harry. Things just get worse and worse for him, as Malfoy grows bolder and bolder. What happens when someone overhears their midnight conversations? Read more and find out...

They were masturbating again...



Enjoy, my little fledglings!

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-15 11:31
Subject: Pimping Post for The_Conjurer
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Tags:cornelius agrippa, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: the_conjurer

Behold, I am the greatest necromancer of all time, for I have brought Sirius Black back from the dead! Harry Potter will take credit, of course, but I'll deal with him eventually. Never let an apprentice near the books. Always a mistake.

For now, you can read all about my feat in that book, there, in your very hands! Caress its dragon hide binding and relish the Power of Three...or the power of threesomes, at any rate.

Yes, within its pages, you will find the smouldering, yet still very amusing tale of Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Harry Potter, as they struggle with that eternal conundrum; who tops?

And now, prepare yourselves, mere mortals, as Cornelius Agrippa begins to drive you toward the brink of madness with this, his epic masterpiece. Join me now as we join our heroes as they search for their...

Missing Piece

Read more... )

There, is madness impending? Are you quivering with the insatiable desire for more? Then vote for Cornelius Agrippa and find the Missing Piece.

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-15 09:38
Subject: Final pimping post for Perpetua Fancourt
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Mood:artistic
Tags:perpetua fancourt, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: perpet_fancourt

Oh, my dahhh-lings! My nocturnal activities of late have kept me so busy. I shall let you muse on what kinds of 'nocturnal activities' those might be....Hee!

This is my final pimping post, and I think I shall simply give you some words to contemplate whilst you make your decision on which stories to vote for. I don't want to give any more away than I should. I believe you will find this more than titillating...

Harry.
Light bondage.
Rimming
Sex
Male
Female
Piercings
Moonlight

Want more? Then vote for my story In the Moonlight.

Until next week, my dahhhlings!

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-15 07:40
Subject: Pimping Post for Mirabella Plunkett
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Tags:mirabella plunkett, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: mirabella_plunk

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-15 00:01
Subject: Gaspard Shingleton -- Pimpage, the Third!
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Location:home
Mood:pissed off
Tags:gaspard shingleton, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: gaspard_shingle

As this wonderful festival draws to a close I am sad that there will be no more titillating teasing going on.

For my final bonbon from my recently titled epic 'Revenge is a Dish Best Served with Chocolate,'  I offer you this little dainty.

 



I hope these teasing excerpts will entice you to vote for me.  I look forward to reading everyone's work.  The pimping has been so delightful!

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-14 17:47
Subject: Pimpage for Balfour Bane
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Tags:pimpage, week 3

Original poster: balfour_bane

What does one do about those disturbing dreams, anyway?

Lost and Found )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-14 21:10
Subject: Pimping Post for Dorcas Wellbeloved
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Location:Poised to provide for your every need!
Mood:mischievous
Tags:dorcas wellbeloved, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: dorcas_wellovd

The last post! *sniff* and looking through my previous comments, what do I find? I have been accused of teasing by some of my commenters. I look into the spirit glass in my bathroom and wonder how I could have been so accused? Me? Little, apple-cheeked, innocent me? Surely you are being unfair!

And yet, perhaps there is a smidgen of truth in the charge. So far I have played with you with a quiz, given you my prompt and title in the form of a banner, but little else to let you know what treat awaits you.

Very well, to satisfy those who require firmer clues, here on my final pimp is a short extract from my story which will give you the names of the threesome involved and some idea of how they interact. I do hope it pleases you, gentle readers.

Naturally, I am not giving away the kinky stuff, that is safely stored for when my story is posted. This is just a small glimpse, an aperitif, a tasty hors d'oeuvre before the banquet of the complete story, and a more solid clue to what awaits you if you vote for me:

An extract from 'Along Came A Spider', by Dorcas Wellbeloved )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-14 17:44
Subject: Pimpage
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Location:London, Leaky Cauldron
Mood:bouncy
Music:Weird Sisters - Light my lumos
Tags:glover hipworth, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: glover_hipworth

Hello my dears! Another week has passed and I'm very sorry to say that this will be the last pimpage... But don't be sad, I have a very special treat for you!

Read more... )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-14 00:34
Subject: FINAL pimping post for Mungo Bonham
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Tags:mungo bonham, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: saint_mungo

Acceleration - changing the rate of velocity with respect to time.

Dear readers, I have teased you with glimpses of the relationship between two of my characters, with no mention of a third.  You may naturally assume that the third is an interloper, disrupting the life and love of the other two.  But appearances can be deceiving.

 



Love sets them on one path, gathering speed.  What happens when betrayal changes their velocity?  Can they ever find forgiveness, and come to rest?  Find out in Momentum by [info]saint_mungo.


Thanks to my fellow pimps, our lovely mods and the dedicated fans for your kind words of encouragement.  It was a delight to participate in this fest, and to interact with all of you.  May the best pimp win!

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-14 00:29
Subject: Pimping Post the Third for [info]archie_alderton
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Tags:archibald alderton, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: archie_alderton

One man’s Horcrux is another mother’s protection. Gods bless all mothers who love their sons!

And Merlin help Severus and Harry escape from Salazar’s assistance.

Dear friends, do forgive my absence! I was called away on a dreadfully important "bunning" mission for a special customer. He is now, I assure you, well-fed and familiar with my the sausage! I'll be returning to our happy group as soon as I've rested tidied up.

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-13 17:10
Subject: Last will and pimpage for Sacharissa Tugwood
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Mood:bouncy
Tags:pimpage, sacharissa tugwood, week 3

Original poster: sacharissa_t

Well, my friends, the end is almost here. I've been working overtime with the boys...ahem...well SOMEONE'S got to do it. And may I say they are in SPLENDID form...  well...  I have another little taste of what's to come and two little teasers from "A Fistful of Harry."

So many men, so little time

Hugs and Kisses to all,
Sacharissa

A Fistful of Harry )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-13 21:46
Subject: Tilly Toke's final pimpage!
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Mood:cheerful
Tags:pimpage, tilly toke, week 3

Original poster: tilly_toke

The most scandalous news is in, darlings! And the zombies said they'd eat my brains if I did not get it out to the world at large immediately

G, the aesthetic front for the Harry Potter Remembrance Fund for Wizarding Orphans, has been caught canoodling with her various patrons for a little extra cash. W (who, it has been revealed, is actually P in disguise) is busy gathering importance in the Ministry. To generate popularity, he has just donated money to the fund. G has requisitioned a little bit more by treating him the same way she treats her other patrons.

R's madness has been verified, as his neighbors report hearing him call H's name at night---and it is a known fact that H was a casualty of war. P (or W) catches wind of this. As P is supposed dead, he goes to his sister, G (as W), about it the next time he donates money, so that she can confront R about this new insanity. G has just enlisted W to help her try and cure R. Unfortunately, she has only one idea as to how to do it... and she is very close to discovering W's true identity.

What will happen when G discovers that W is, in fact, her (supposedly dead) brother P? And when she discovers that R is 'having sex' with her dead ex-boyfriend?


Find out! Read Tilly Toke's A New Sort of Resilience! Coming soon to a bookstore near you---if the blogs don't catch wind of it first! ;)

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-13 18:51
Subject: A Third Pimpage Post for [info]beatrixbloxam
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Location:Brighton by the Sea
Mood:naughty
Tags:beatrix bloxum, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: beatrixbloxam

A Fabulous new story by the Authoress of Toadstool Tales

Heat


One last chance to entice you all into reading my little tale

Be cautious - naughtiness abounds under the cut...

Peek here, my lovelies! )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-06-13 20:34
Subject: Final pimping post for [info]gunhilda_g
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Mood:mischievous
Tags:gunhilda of gorsemoor, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: gunhilda_g

How I have cherished our time together, darlings. Unfortunately, we have just this one last chance to talk. As the publication date for my tale draws near, the time to reveal a small morsel has come.

Imagine, if you will, the third of our trio. He is a hero, and, he is oddly innocent in the ways of the world. Famous, yet already forgotten, except by his partners-to-be.

... the next few days were filled with what could only be described as... teasing. At first, Harry wasn’t sure that they were performing for him, but after he began catching glimpses of Snape and Malfoy repeatedly in hallways, around corners, even once on a stroll in the gardens, he began to take note of just how much time they spent together, and it was considerable.

And the glimpses were tantalizing to say the least. A flash of blond hair around a corner, the snap of a robe in a deserted hallway, the lingering scent of bitter herbs... That was how it started. Then, things escalated. Harry began noticing bits of Snape’s body at odd moments. His wrists were strangely alluring, especially when he would pull back his cuffs to reveal them during meals.

At other times Harry’d catch a glimpse of the hollow of Malfoy’s throat and he would lose his train of thought considering how that patch of skin would taste... Harry wondered if he was going mad.

But no. Malfoy was helping him to have those thoughts he was sure of it. For several days he would lean close to Harry at staff meetings, brush against him in hallways, whisper things as he passed by at meals. And Snape? Snape would hover over him, but not menacingly. Oh no. Now the hovering seemed to take on a waiting quality, as if Snape was expecting Harry to react to something. But what?


Interested to read more? Vote for Tease Me All Over by Gunhilda of Gorsemoor. Tata, darlings!

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