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Augustus Bernard | ᛏ Tīwaz ᛏ (oathretractor) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2017-03-18 19:03:00

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aphrodite, apollo, eris, hecate, raven, tyr, uke mochi

605 to everyone
Uh, so. Not sure how to go about this, but. Yeah. I'm new here. ~~Like who isn't moving to California these days?~~ My name's Augustus, but you can call me Gus. I go to UCLA. That's about it. ~~Anyone hiring? I need cash. Now.~~

My sister isn't answering her phone. So. That's a problem. She lives here? Her name's Brittany. If anyone knows her, tell her to call Gus.

Thanks.

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	207 eristic 2017-03-18 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	I DROPED MY PHNE IN TH TOILET I AM GETING IT FIXXED JFC BT YAY (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: 207 oathretractor 2017-03-18 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	That's...disgusting. You know that. Right? ~~What the hell is that?!? IS THAT MY NAME IN FUCKING PINK GLITTER?!?!?!~~ Dad says hi. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 207 eristic 2017-03-18 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	U R DISGTING GIDSTING GUSGS FCK TIS PONE >;{ UGHDED (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 207 oathretractor 2017-03-18 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	Sure you don't need some help? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 207 eristic 2017-03-18 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	@STORE WATING MY TRN U WNA KEEP M CMPY? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 207 oathretractor 2017-03-18 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Can't believe you haven't pushed to the front of the line already. Uh. Sure. Not like I have anything better to do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: 207

eristic
2017-03-18 08:44 pm UTC (link)

DNT B A DICK :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[ the p got stuck so she just hit send ]

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	Re: 207 oathretractor 2017-03-18 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	[ ten messages in a row appear on his phone. they consist primarily of the letter p. is it new slang BB has picked up in california? he isn't entirely sure. but it's probably just her twisted up phone. he hopes so, at least.] I can't keep you company if I don't know which store you're at. Which one? Street name? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: 207

eristic
2017-03-18 08:49 pm UTC (link)

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[ phone is legit broken, she got his message but can't send back any other text ]

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	Re: 207 oathretractor 2017-03-18 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	...I'll just catch you whenever you get back home. Cool? Cool. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rosemary_thyme 2017-03-18 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	Gus Gus!! Oh my god, Britt didn't tell me you were moving into our effing apartment! You've grown up. ~~like god damn, what happened to you, in a good way of course~~ I'm over in 405, you need to get your ass down here so I can feed you! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	oathretractor 2017-03-18 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	~~Don't call me Gus Gus.~~ It's kind of a surprise to her, too. Like. This is the first she's heard. But yeah. I'm here now. ~~I'm not going to go to my sister's friend's place. That's weird. But.~~ I'm kinda hungry right now. Got anything premade? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

rosemary_thyme
2017-03-18 11:37 pm UTC (link)

Oh, Britt. How could she not know you were coming out here?

I have a fresh batch of blueberry muffins, some scones I was testing out, and I was just getting ready to make some dinner. :) So I think you should come down! I can even give you a doggie bag to live off of. ~~Because seriously, between you and your sister, I'd rather feed you than let you both burn down this complex with your lack of cooking skills.~~

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	oathretractor 2017-03-18 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	~~...Because of Dad. And mom, too.~~ Well. It's a long story. I'll tell you when you feed me. Thanks for the invite. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosemary_thyme 2017-03-18 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	No problem! Dinner will be done in thirty if you'd like to show up then and get fresh hot food. :) Come hungry! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oathretractor 2017-03-18 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. Yeah, that sounds great. I'll be there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tangoaurora 2017-03-19 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Oh gracious, I didn't know BB had siblings. Do you have her energy? I'm not entirely sure I can handle two of her running around the building. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	oathretractor 2017-03-19 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	~~She must not talk about us much.~~ Not even half of it. That's kinda her thing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cajunqueen 2017-03-19 02:53 am UTC (link)
	Your sister isn't responding to my texts either, what a brat! Also, you should bring me all your free food you are getting. BB and I are super tight, which definitely means we are super tight. That's how family works. For sure. What are you studying? I've only ever been on college campuses for work. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	oathretractor 2017-03-19 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	Guess her phone's broken. She's been in the bathroom with it too much. ~~Why would I share with you? Do I even know you? Whatever.~~ The food's gone now. You should talk to Alice. She'd uh. Probably cook for you, too. Political Science. Philosophy. You know. How the world works. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	khthonie 2017-03-21 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	Welcome. I'm Kate. Are you thinking about going into law at all? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oathretractor 2017-03-21 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	Hey. Not sure yet. I'd rather work with my hands than papers all day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	khthonie 2017-03-23 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	Fair enough. Good luck in your studies! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lucas_apollo 2017-03-19 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	Hey man, welcome to the building! There are actually guys living here too! We should go for a beer sometime (or if you're strapped for cash, I have some in my fridge) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	oathretractor 2017-03-19 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks. And yeah, I figured. ~~I hoped?~~ This can't really be a building with just a bunch of girls. That'd be weird. I'm down with that. (Reply to this) (Parent)