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whiskey_jack ([info]whiskey_jack) wrote in [info]paxletale,
@ 2010-10-04 19:50:00

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Entry tags:aphrodite, coyote, min, osiris, raijin, raven

[Public from #305]
Hey, neighbors! Jack Mallory here, the new occupant of apartment 305 so no need to call the cops. I'm an actor, I've done mostly tv work and some commercials. Some of you may know me better as Jack Daniels, the "rock-n-roll" comic at The Comedy Store on Thursdays. I got connections all over Hollywood, so let me know if there's anything you want to see and I'll hook you up. Anything for my fellow Pax Letale denizens!

So does anyone know what's up with this place? It didn't look like this when I was here a few weeks ago. Far be it from me to look a gift upgrade in the mouth and it BETTER be free, there's no fucking way I'm paying for it, but it looks like a film set or something. If it is, I'm going to kill my agent. Really nice work. The Egyptian tomb thing in the lobby is FUCKING CREEPY a particularly festive touch.

Anyway, I think I'm going to explore the rest of the place, check out the scenery. Especially of the female variety. Maybe I'll run into some of you ladies. Ciao, babes!


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[info]lettuce_rejoice
2010-10-05 02:20 am UTC (link)
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT OPEN THE CLAY JARS IN THE EGYPTIAN AREAS. THEY MAY CONTAIN ORGANS.

You have been warned.

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[info]whiskey_jack
2010-10-05 03:53 am UTC (link)
Organs? In jars? COOL. I'm pretty sure they'd just be stunt-guts made out of gelatin or rubber or something. Still, that's pretty thorough for a movie set. I'm going to have to check 'em out. Thanks!

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[info]lettuce_rejoice
2010-10-05 03:56 am UTC (link)
They had a funk to them so they're pretty darn authentic if you ask me. To be honest, I think it would be better if you left them alone. Who knows if they're the trophies of some crazed killer? Or they might actually be religious artifacts... If my family lived in state, I could actually attempt to get them authenticated...

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[info]philommeides
2010-10-05 03:10 am UTC (link)
Hello, Jack!

Welcome to Pax. I don't think any of us is quite sure what's going on with the new decor, but I'm not sure it'll be... permanent.

Either way, my name's Lia Valencia, I'm in D3, and I do love a good comedy show. I'd love to see your work!

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[info]whiskey_jack
2010-10-05 04:14 am UTC (link)
Hi Lia, nice to meet you! You're clearly a lady with excellent taste. Just give me a heads up when you'd like to come out and see me, and I'll put you on the list. (wink)

Hey, as it happens I'm on my way up to the D-luxe level! I heard there was free booze or something up there. Besides, I want to see what the other floors look like, since I guess they're all different or something. Maybe I'll see you up there. If I'm lucky. Rrrraow. Ciao!

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[info]philommeides
2010-10-05 06:53 pm UTC (link)
Will do, Jack. ;)

Those rumors are true - there's a keg of a really stellar mead up there. It's delicious and definitely worth the trip. You should definitely do a tour - I did the other day, and it was something to see...

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[info]the_calm_before
2010-10-05 05:09 am UTC (link)
Hi Jack. I'm Ren and I live a floor up in #404.

I haven't been here for very long myself, and I have no explanation for what happened. It just...uh...changed one day. Nobody seems to know how or why it happened.

Anyway, welcome to the building.

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[info]piece_o_dat
2010-10-05 06:16 am UTC (link)
DUDE SHOW ME A COMMERCIAL. SOMETHING COOL.

I just got my first good gig in this area, totally looking to branch out sometime into better things. Totally going to pump you for pro-tips now that I know.

Oh, I'm Rick, 706. Stop by for coffee and we'll talk shop, right? You can even have the battle ax lodged in my wall if you want, you know, as a housewarming gift.

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[info]in_the_wings
2010-10-06 06:17 pm UTC (link)
You. Me. Parking lot, pronto. The hell have you BEEN, man?

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