Greetings Fellow Residents Old & New,
It has been far too long a time since I have posted a public entry here on the oh-so-convenient apartment forums. Indeed, I have been quite busy with a great many number of awfully important agendas and endeavors, that unfortunately have lead to my lack of time and motivation to inform you all of something of large significance.
I now have the opportunity to announce that Elijah
in apartment #904 is my cousin. Not only is he related to me by blood (and this is why he's so handsome.) he also happens to be my favorite cousin. When he lies and says he isn't on the forums, we will all now know the truth, now won't we? You heard it here, kids. He's related.
Mr. V. Laurent.