Dean Winchester (lovemesomepie) wrote in paragraffiti, @ 2008-10-26 12:04:00 |
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Entry tags: | claire bennet (future), dean winchester, heather mason, jessica moore, kira ford, lana lang (lexmas), lindsey mcdonald, nick jonas, sam winchester |
Seriously, Sam, WHAT THE HELL!?! Stop making your gay music play on my cell phone, stop ordering gay midget strippers in my name and stop writing things on my forehead in sharpie. Most of all, stop messing with the beer. You're NEVER going to win this one, and making me kick some midget's ass, or hearing me curse loudly enough to wake the neighbors when my lips pucker because of the beer isn't going to save you. On the bright side, when I was walking out to the truck today everyone was checking out my ass. Several people even whistled and gave me a thumbs up. Yup...I've still got it. Bet that never happens to you, college boy.