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Tweak says, "Bend the spoon, Neo."

Eddie Brock/Venom (its_the_hate) wrote in paragraffiti,
@ 2008-07-11 12:52:00

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Hey Spider, we left you a present near The Civic Center. If you try real hard (Or not hard at all) we bet you could swing over there and spot it. We know how much you dislike all the pesky gang activity, so for your viewing pleasure, we made an artistic expression on the side of City Hall. Oops, just gave the location away. Too bad. There goes half your fun. Anyway, we think most of them in the webs are as stiff as they come, but it’s still a pleasurable sight.

See, that’s what you get when you complain. Dead human gang members.

They were breaking the law anyway. Drugs kill.

Remember that kids. Say no to cocaine. It’s not legal anymore. Sniff markers instead. You can purchase those at Wal-Mart. For a low low price. And on the plus side, they’re having a sale on corn.

... If any of you want corn.

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saintlysimon
2008-07-11 12:55 pm UTC (link)

Oh, you'll not find me arguing with your actions. As I've said, some people are vastly improved by death, and drug-pushing gang members generally number amongst that lot. I never did care for those sorts of things; exponentially deleterious effect upon the general quality of life and all that, better to just remove them before they spread. It's sort of like weeding a garden, I suppose, although I've never been much of a gardener.

It just seems that if you're going to be doing it you should be doing it for the sake of the game, not so you can stand around going "Look at me, I've shown you up" at some silly bugger in a skin-tight unitard. (Honestly, just having a better fashion sense would be showing him up sufficiently in my opinion. I'd like to meet his tailor. And give him a good sound whap upside the head with a rolled-up newspaper.)

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its_the_hate
2008-07-11 01:04 pm UTC (link)

But he doesn't pay attention to us! We had to do something to make him come out and play. Otherwise he would have sat in his web forever, pretending to be helping the world and then leaving the messy part for others to clean up. Like us. And when we try to behave he still threatens us, but never does anything else.

And that skin-tight unitard is retarded looking. Do you know that it starts falling apart after only a few blows? The mask starts ripping, which is not a fashion statement at all. He doesn't look cool or intimidating, so we don't get why he doesn't pick out something else to wear. Maybe it's because he was born stupid and will never change. Maybe...

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	saintlysimon 2008-07-11 01:08 pm UTC (link)
	Good lord, Reginald, is there a virus in this city that gives people Royal "We" disease? You're the second I've run into in as many days, which is a higher rate of accrual than anybody ought to be subjected to outside of the House of Parliament (where one earns it by having gone into the House of Parliament in the first place). (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	its_the_hate 2008-07-11 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	"We" disease? Wouldn't that be an odd disease? They wouldn't be able to cure it because it would be impossible. It would be. We're allowed to use it because there are two of us. Some people are just crazy and think there are two of them when there in fact, aren't. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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