InsaneJournal

Hey Spider, we left you a present near The Civic Center. If you try real hard (Or not hard at all) we bet you could swing over there and spot it. We know how much you dislike all the pesky gang activity, so for your viewing pleasure, we made an artistic expression on the side of City Hall. Oops, just gave the location away. Too bad. There goes half your fun. Anyway, we think most of them in the webs are as stiff as they come, but it’s still a pleasurable sight.

See, that’s what you get when you complain. Dead human gang members.

They were breaking the law anyway. Drugs kill.

Remember that kids. Say no to cocaine. It’s not legal anymore. Sniff markers instead. You can purchase those at Wal-Mart. For a low low price. And on the plus side, they’re having a sale on corn.

... If any of you want corn.