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Tweak says, "Say 'Moosey Doom'!"

Tom Riddle (flightfromdeath) wrote in paragraffiti,
@ 2008-04-03 00:48:00

Entry tags:

damien thorn, darth vader, gabriel gray, lavender brown, lex luthor, ron weasley, tom riddle, willow rosenberg

Guess what? I’ve gotten my hands on a few very interesting books, and a snapping young gentlemen who just loves to tell me all about a topic that I find quite insightful. But, if any of you are wondering, the young man’s name is Logan, and when Logan isn’t screaming his lungs to shreds, he loves answering my questions and gawking as if he’s seen a ghost. Or a supposed fictional character is his favorite book series.

Wow… if I’m not completely insane already, I think that could change easily.

And if Logan doesn’t shut his mouth, I think that I might just have to put an end to him and find another personal helper…

Are any of you ‘Harry Potter’ fans up for that? Any of you feel like paying my basement a visit?

It will be fun... A once in a lifetime opportunity.

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flightfromdeath
2008-04-04 01:12 am UTC (link)

That's very smart of you. I'm not very amusing when I'm angry. In fact, many would jump at the opportunity to back that statement up.

I will threaten whomever I want. You see, I am in no way a nice person and perhaps you'll find, that I am not one to be crossed. But you can do whatever your heart desires, and see where that gets you.

That's funny, because I've only had the pleasure of meeting one woman who could fall into that category.

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crystallized
2008-04-04 01:30 am UTC (link)

Oh, I'm sure you'd amuse me, but then again, I have an odd little sense of humor.

Honestly? I'm so scared that I'm shaking. Really I am. See? I can hardly type I'm so petrified. Only, you know, not really. I'm just going to stick to pissing off Vader, he's so much more amusing when he's mad and I'm just lucky that he finds me amusing.

You know..I'm going to shut my mouth and go back to my vampire. It might be wiser and I won't get myself in trouble. Yup, I'm going to do that...like now.

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	flightfromdeath 2008-04-04 01:49 am UTC (link)
	If you find pain amusing, then yes, I'm sure I would amuse you. I'd watch myself if I were you. You don't seem to know who I am, so I can look over what you're saying and not track you down like a dog that needs to be put out of its misery. That would be a wise choice, indeed. Go back to your vampire and leave me be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

crystallized
2008-04-04 02:27 am UTC (link)

Pain, huh? Pain doesn't phase me much.

Watch myself? Why, I do know who you are, Voldemort. In fact, I've read the books. I'm just not afraid of you, I have bigger fish to fry. And then maybe later I'll be scared, but right now? You take second priority to my Sith and to everyone else in this city.

But now I'm going back to my vampire and you can continue to overlook this, because as I said? I have bigger fish to fry. And don't order me around.

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flightfromdeath
2008-04-04 02:37 am UTC (link)

I'm sure I can make it phase you. I'm rather good at that.

I suppose you're just a tad bit stupid then? I've had the pleasure of meeting people like you, and most of them are no longer with us. I can take second priority though. I have no interest in you, and I highly doubt that you would ever be able to do much about me.

Go back to your vampire, and do it now. I'll order you around as I please.

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	crystallized 2008-04-04 02:43 am UTC (link)
	Yeah and piss me off in the process, dollface. Nope, I'm not stupid. I'm just mouthy. I'm a witch, I can bench press three hundred pounds, and I've been tossed around by vampires who can bench press a fully loaded eighteen wheeler. Thank you, but you're, as I said, the least of my worries. And I have bigger fish to fry than you. Quit ordering me around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flightfromdeath 2008-04-04 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Call me dollface again and somebody will be finding your mangled body in an alley. Bench press three hundred pounds you say? Please excuse me while I don't seem impressed with that. I'll rip myself from this room and hurl somebody's house at your head faster than you could comprehend what's happening. And I'll stop ordering you around when you leave me alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crystallized 2008-04-04 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Now I am amused. Haha, thank you. I needed that one. Huh, interesting. Very interesting. I really dislike you. Hey, I think I once said that to Vader and now I like him. Huh, he's my Sith. Interesting. Anyways, goodbye. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flightfromdeath 2008-04-04 02:55 am UTC (link)
	Oh, you are very welcome. I'll do more than that if you inch any nearer to my bad side. You might want to keep that in mind for future reference. Many people dislike me, so that is nothing new, nor is it unexpected. But yes, goodbye. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sithlord 2008-04-04 04:37 am UTC (link)
	Am I now? I'm quite flattered that you feel the need to mention me so often, Miss Vida. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crystallized 2008-04-04 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Yes, well. You amuse me. And as I stated, I like you better than I do him. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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