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Tweak says, "Parlay?"

Tom Riddle (flightfromdeath) wrote in paragraffiti,
@ 2008-04-03 00:48:00

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damien thorn, darth vader, gabriel gray, lavender brown, lex luthor, ron weasley, tom riddle, willow rosenberg

Guess what? I’ve gotten my hands on a few very interesting books, and a snapping young gentlemen who just loves to tell me all about a topic that I find quite insightful. But, if any of you are wondering, the young man’s name is Logan, and when Logan isn’t screaming his lungs to shreds, he loves answering my questions and gawking as if he’s seen a ghost. Or a supposed fictional character is his favorite book series.

Wow… if I’m not completely insane already, I think that could change easily.

And if Logan doesn’t shut his mouth, I think that I might just have to put an end to him and find another personal helper…

Are any of you ‘Harry Potter’ fans up for that? Any of you feel like paying my basement a visit?

It will be fun... A once in a lifetime opportunity.

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	Private to Willow honestlyronald 2008-04-03 06:10 am UTC (link)
	...who? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Ron kindofgay 2008-04-03 06:12 am UTC (link)
	JK Rowling. That's the name of the woman who wrote the Harry Potter Series. She's up to book five so far, 'The Order of the Phoenix'. There's still book six and seven to go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Willow honestlyronald 2008-04-03 06:15 am UTC (link)
	She knows about the Order?! THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SECRET. ...is she here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Ron kindofgay 2008-04-03 06:23 am UTC (link)
	The Order is secret in your world. Here, not so much. Maybe you could look at it as a sort of biography? Would that help some? She isn't in L.A., no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Willow honestlyronald 2008-04-03 06:25 am UTC (link)
	I'm flipping through one now and - I DON'T GET THAT RED, JK ROWLING IS A ROTTEN LIAR. Bugger all. I was going to ask her to not kill me or Harry or Hermione or any of my family. Or, you know, if she knew if we were going to die. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Ron kindofgay 2008-04-03 06:45 am UTC (link)
	Well, there is that whole pesky creative license that she has going for her. And, look on the bright side. She could have sorted you into Slytherin or something, right? What's a little extra blushing in the big scheme of things? What year were you in a Hogwarts, before you showed up here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Willow honestlyronald 2008-04-03 06:48 am UTC (link)
	...yeah, that's true. If she sorted me into Slytherin I would have done myself in, no lie. Stupid house, that is. And with Draco?! Ugh! 7th. Sort of. I wasn't in school. We dropped out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Ron kindofgay 2008-04-03 06:54 am UTC (link)
	No fate could be worse, I'm sure. Okay. Wait. Dropped out? No. No, no, no, I don't want to know. I really, really don't. Well, I do, but I don't, so don't tell me. Though I have to ask... have you finally gotten your act together and started dating Hermione yet? Because if not, I feel a serious lecture coming on, buster. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Ron honestlyronald 2008-04-03 06:55 am UTC (link)
	Well, yeah. Er...okay then. Why don't you want to know? Who says I even fancy Hermione?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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kindofgay
2008-04-03 06:59 am UTC (link)

I don't want to know because I want to wait for the books to come out so I can read all about it myself. If you tell me what's going on in what should've been your 7th year, I'm still in the dark about everything that happened in your 6th, and I'll spend the next however long until the book comes out fretting over it. So it's just best I don't know.

I do. And pretty much the majority of everyone who reads the books. So, okay, there are a few who think Hermione would be better suited for Harry, but that's not usually the norm I don't think.

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honestlyronald
2008-04-03 07:05 am UTC (link)

Did I mention that your interest in my life is very odd? And creepy?

...you mean people actually favor the idea of me getting together with Hermione over the idea of Harry getting together with Hermione? And why is everyone so interested in me getting together with Hermione? What is that? And, you know, even if I did fancy Hermione, who says that I'm the one who has to get together with her? I mean, she's all for being the independant woman all the time, isn't she? Why doesn't she yank her nose out of a bloody book for ten seconds and say, "Ronald, I know that you've been having a little trouble going about telling me how much you fancy me, so I've decided to jump ahead and beat you to the punch. And if you snog me silly right here on the spot then I will never ever EVER attack you with canaries ever again. EVER." What's so wrong with that?

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