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Simon Templar (The Saint) ([info]saintlysimon) wrote in [info]paragraffiti,
@ 2009-01-31 02:26:00

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Entry tags:maria

In the merry old town of Los Angeles
The things that go on are quite scandalous
A sinful ubiquity
Of vice and iniquity
And even such outrageous criminal acts as jaywalking which I have personally observed and about which I intend to write a very strongly-worded letter to the editor or something.

(I'm proud enough of Los Angeles/scandalous; I'm certainly not going to find anything else that rhymes with it.)


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[info]saintlysimon
2009-01-31 02:42 pm UTC (link)
Oh, ain't that always the way? I met an honest lawyer once - or at least, he said he was honest; but he wasn't snatched up into heaven and beatified immediately, so he may have been lying.

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[info]ageofthegeek
2009-01-31 06:29 pm UTC (link)
There is no such thing as an honest lawyer my friend.

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