This. Is so not my bedroom. :|
Rating: Uh. PG-13 for language, maybe?
Trigger Warnings: None as of now
Location: Cottage 4W
Day and Time: Sunday evening, 26 June
Status: Closed
It was a dark and stormy night, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
...Just kidding. Wade didn't have a house, he had a twelfth-floor apartment in a nasty part of New York. At least, he was pretty sure that's where he lived. Which was why he was very confused to be falling through a roof into the middle of someone else's bedroom, landing right in the middle of the bed frame. No bed, just the frame. He thought it was odd, and then he didn't think at all because unconsciousness reigned supreme.
An hour later, he came to and rubbed his head as he pushed himself to his feet. Probably be a nice place, if it weren't so naked. Your mom'd be a nice place, if she weren't so naked. "Shut up. Trying to walk."
He shook his head and made his way around the place until he found himself in the kitchen. Refrigerator? Oh, what was that bottle of red stuff? Condiments or booze and he wasn't sure which -- there was no label -- so clearly the thing to do was taste it.
"Oh, that's horrible! Gross!" Probably expired, but he didn't know.
Further exploration showed the place to be empty. Well, that worked fine. He starfished out on the couch, staring at the ceiling. No clue where he was, but hey, he was almost getting used to that.