[When you press the button, there is a slight static sound at first, and then the following message. The man sounds excitable, exhausted and delirious.]
Ah, there, now that I have your attention. Big red button, eh? 'course you couldn't resist it! No one can resist a big red button, even if they lead to destruction. What is it with you humans and destructive big red buttons? Why can't they fire out balloons and hand out free cake? Probably should make one of them again... Maybe next time I'll make it more... fi...re proof... Ignore that.
Where was I? Actually not entirely sure where I am. And neither does the TARDIS... And that is not good. Now I am aware that you lot, whoever you lot are, use this line of communication to write to one another. But I'm a busy man. No time for all that typing nonsense when I can just sort of hack my way in and record a message. Much easier! Well quicker. Well... shut up, the point is, I'm sending this message out and hopefully one of you lot hears this.
[There is a long pause. The sound of static flickers in and out every so often, and the faint sound of pacing can be heard. Footsteps on metal.]
I've been brought here for a reason... Not really sure what that reason is yet.Well.. we'll see.