Obliviate RPG

[Radios all over the Wizarding world began to cut out and replaced by the muggle song 'Sweet Dreams' by Eurythmics before eventually fading out to the voice of 'River']

"Welcome to a very special episode of The Daily Patronus! Before I get to our biggest news stories of the day, let me say first and foremost this particular broadcast is dedicated to our illustrious leaders in the Ministry. Lord No-Nose, the Lestrange Smells, and all of our favorite Artists Formerly Known as Death Eaters. It's hard living the glory days isn't it, guys?"

( Broadcast Continues... )

[Broadcast fades out to "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" by Starship]

Who: Hannah Abbott and open.
When: Evening.
Where: Godric's Hollow and the graveyard, or at least what was once Godric's Hollow.
Summary: Hannah is going through some things, what else is new? She's always going through something mentally.
Rating: TBD - In progress.

( Hannah stood in the Godric Hollow graveyard, looking down at her mother's grave, a bouquet of fresh flowers in her hand, sunglasses on her face to hide her bloodshot eyes from tears and lack of sleep. )

[Across everyone's radios, even those listening to other broadcasts]

Broadcasts cut out, and through them cut a voice that was recognizable not as Lee Jordan, but as River. Masking itself from those that would seek to hunt him down.


( What do we do now? )

[Broadcast cuts out, leaving just silence for moments before regularly scheduled programming resumes]

Who: George Weasley and Lee Jordan
Where: Just outside George's flat
When: 7/30 that afternoon
What: Old friends reunite
Rating: Lowish - Maybe mentions of the Battle? Fred's death?
Status: Ongoing | Closed

( Sir, can I return this trick wand? )

Who: Lee Jordan and Roger Davies
Where: Diagon Alley
When: Shortly after his broadcast
What: Lee enters the sunlight for the first time in days.
Rating: Lowish
Status: Ongoing | Closed

( Read more... )

Who: Lee Jordan With a Disguised Voice as River
Where: Unknown location - Somewhere in the UK
What: Radio broadcast- The Daily Patronus - from somewhere in the UK.
When: Morning as the work day begins
Rating: Lowish
Status: Closed Narrative

( On Air... )

"Greetings fellow Wizards and Witches and welcome to a new and exciting broadcast from The Daily Patronus. I'm your host, River, and while the show's name has changed, our commitment to our mission remains the same: The world is in dire straights, the media is controlled by the Ministry, and the Ministry is basically playing as the right hand to Lord Noseless himself, and it's our duty to bring the truth to everyday Wizards and Witches.

The Ministry is controlled by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Muggleborn citizens are being forced into servitude, your friends and neighbors are being treated as animals, property, less than human based on how they were born. The vast majority of the Wizarding world will not stand for this! We should be fighting to keep our world safe for all Wizarding kind.

And if it's not happening to you, what makes you think it soon won't be? The Dark Lord and his minions with slicked-back hair and sniveling, pompous looks (yea, I'm looking at you Malfoys), are never happy with their victories and will continue to strive for more power, more purity, before this world is largely in their image. And who the hell wants to look like a Malfoy? Have you seen that hair? Or The Dark Lord. He looks like pickled herring.

Look, Harry Potter may be dead, Albus Dumbledore may be dead, but that doesn't change the fact that we as a society still have a job to do to push back against this stuff. Harry wouldn't have wanted that, and neither should you.

Alright guys, that's going to be the first quick broadcast, gotta keep moving. More news and anecdotes to come, promise! Stay safe, and stay vigilant!

And please, enjoy the sultry tones of this Muggle band Spicy Girls.

River, signing off."

The outro music selection today was: Wannabe - Spice Girls