fawkesbravado (fawkesbravado) wrote in obliviaterpg, @ 2019-07-28 11:45:00 |
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Daily Patronus Broadcast #1
Who: Lee Jordan With a Disguised Voice as River
Where: Unknown location - Somewhere in the UK
What: Radio broadcast- The Daily Patronus - from somewhere in the UK.
When: Morning as the work day begins
Rating: Lowish
Status: Closed Narrative
The sound of static would fill the air over Wizarding radio, it was mostly for affect of course, as the radiowaves were magical in nature, and static really wasn't that necessary. The signal reached all over the UK, ranging from the Scottish Highlands, down to the Cliffs of Dover, spottier in some areas more than others. Today's signal, of course, seemed to be much clearer in the greater Knockturn and Diagon Alley areas.
The voice that came over the airwaves was disguised of course, any Ministry official worth their weight would know that this particular type of broadcast would be disguised--the individual on the other side wasn't an idiot.
Lee was huddled over in front of his microphone in a dimly lit space, with dripping water sounding off in the background which he had to make sure to muffle with some quick spells. Holding his wand, then, to his throat to help disguise his voice in the sound of a large, burly man from Germany, he began to speak.
"Greetings fellow Wizards and Witches and welcome to a new and exciting broadcast from The Daily Patronus. I'm your host, River, and while the show's name has changed, our commitment to our mission remains the same: The world is in dire straights, the media is controlled by the Ministry, and the Ministry is basically playing as the right hand to Lord Noseless himself, and it's our duty to bring the truth to everyday Wizards and Witches.
The Ministry is controlled by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Muggleborn citizens are being forced into servitude, your friends and neighbors are being treated as animals, property, less than human based on how they were born. The vast majority of the Wizarding world will not stand for this! We should be fighting to keep our world safe for all Wizarding kind.
And if it's not happening to you, what makes you think it soon won't be? The Dark Lord and his minions with slicked-back hair and sniveling, pompous looks (yea, I'm looking at you Malfoys), are never happy with their victories and will continue to strive for more power, more purity, before this world is largely in their image. And who the hell wants to look like a Malfoy? Have you seen that hair? Or The Dark Lord. He looks like pickled herring.
Look, Harry Potter may be dead, Albus Dumbledore may be dead, but that doesn't change the fact that we as a society still have a job to do to push back against this stuff. Harry wouldn't have wanted that, and neither should you.
Alright guys, that's going to be the first quick broadcast, gotta keep moving. More news and anecdotes to come, promise! Stay safe, and stay vigilant!
And please, enjoy the sultry tones of this Muggle band Spicy Girls.
River, signing off."
The outro music selection today was: Wannabe - Spice Girls