Fucking A.
Trickster, wherever you are I gotta give you credit dude. Death by tornado, pretty badass. Except you fucked up, I'M NOT DEAD ASSHOLE!
Anyway, where the fuck am I?
And why in the name of Satan's butthole does my drivers license say Ted Nugent? I'd never used the name of the 'Nooge, at least not while he's still alive.
SAM! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Why isn't Bustyasianskanks.com in my bookmarks anymore?