I know we’re all preoccupied with these vexing little curses, but does anyone have anything exciting to celebrate? A birthday? Anniversary? Personal revelation? New pet? Or does anyone want to get married? I just feel like we deserve an honest-to-goodness soirée that isn’t doomed to be a plot to get us all killed or captured or mind transferred to an evil realm.
Anyone? Speak up. Bucky? Sam? There are like ten ship captains here who could hitch you. I’ll even agree to walk the bride down the aisle. Or the groom. I’m not picky.