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margo the destroyer (ovaryup) wrote in noexits,
@ 2022-05-30 18:09:00

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!network post, marvel (tv/movies): peter parker, original character: malachi allen, the magicians: margo hanson, ₴ inactive: rose wilson 2, ₴ inactive: yennefer, → week 037 (little cakes)

LITTLE CAKES: DAY 6
Anyone got a match? Or two?

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	ovaryup 2022-05-31 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Oh good. You caught that. You mean Julia's spell? 'Cause last time I checked, Fen's not a Magician. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_doctor 2022-05-31 02:48 am UTC (link)
	I'm awesome that way. Blah blah blah, whatever, same difference. Answer the question? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ovaryup 2022-05-31 02:50 am UTC (link)
	I don't answer to anyone, let alone a guy whose first reply to a simple question about matches is to suggest that I eat his ass. I'm all about sex positivity, but there's a time and a place for everything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_doctor 2022-05-31 02:55 am UTC (link)
	Talk about catching things, that one when right over your head. If you have to explain a joke, then it's not worth it. Boy, everybody's so sensitive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ovaryup 2022-05-31 02:57 am UTC (link)
	"Everybody's so sensitive" is the retreat cry of every white male on the planet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_doctor 2022-05-31 03:00 am UTC (link)
	You don't get the joke, do you? What do you THINK I said? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ovaryup 2022-05-31 03:59 am UTC (link)
	I think you're backpedalling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_doctor 2022-05-31 04:18 am UTC (link)
	The joke is an old one. Somebody asks do you have a match, meaning to light something. The response is to turn the word around to mean 'match' as in 'two of a kind', something similar. The joke goes on to compare somebody's ass to their face as in 'your face looks like my ass'. There. Explained. Ha ha ha. Funny, but not really. Fuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ovaryup 2022-05-31 04:54 am UTC (link)
	You should probably work on your delivery, chuckledick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_doctor 2022-05-31 05:00 am UTC (link)
	Chuckledick, that's one I haven't heard before. Creative. How else am I going to practice my standup routine? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mamafillory 2022-05-31 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Hey, we are two very awesome but very different women, thank you very much! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_doctor 2022-05-31 02:57 am UTC (link)
	I usually don't mix people up, but I've been going downhill with this pain since day two, I can't think straight. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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