16 May 2011 @ 03:01 am
Drabble Day: Prompt No. 4  
Yo, busy drabble-writing bees. Looks like everyone is posting drabbles directly in the comments, so, uh, forget we ever said anything about linking from your own journal, lol.

We're into the 4th hour already (sheesh! It's like they happen every hour or something!), and the new prompt is this picture:

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antiteb: [AWZ] Axel and Jenny Never layin the dic[info]antiteb on May 15th, 2011 03:25 pm (UTC)
Journalist sein ist schwer!
Grünwald hasste seinen Job manchmal. Besonders wenn er seinen Ethos als aufopfernden, objektiven und investigativen Journalisten aufgeben musste um für so ein schmieriges Arschloch wie Schwarz Fotos zu machen.

Er beobachtete Schwarz und die älteste Steinkamp beim… was auch immer das war. Gedanken musste er sich darüber nicht machen, Schwarz hatte ihm schon den ganzen Artikel vorgeschrieben.

Aber er fragte sich, wie er die Bilder der beiden verändern könnte. Steinkamp mit Cellulite? Schwarz mit Männerbrüsten? Mit Glatze? Mit einem Strick um den Hals? Grünwald schluckte seinen Ärger runter und nickte seinem Fotographen zu. Was tat man nicht alles für Geld?
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Aldi: AWZ: Axel has a PhD in bastardy[info]aldiara on May 15th, 2011 04:04 pm (UTC)
Re: Journalist sein ist schwer!
Oh Mann, der arme Grünwald! "...seinen Ethos als aufopfernden, objektiven und investigativen Journalisten..." - wahrere Worte haben noch nie einen Journalisten beschrieben! *tear*

Und LOL, ich kann ihn mir bildlich beim Photoshoppen vorstellen. Cellulite, Männerbrüste, Glatze, Strick... am besten alles, gleichzeitig! (warum mich das jetzt zum Axel/Grünwald-Shippen inspiriert, weiß ich allerdings nicht...??)
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Momo: Grumpy Axel by Giorgia[info]momogermany on May 15th, 2011 04:39 pm (UTC)
Re: Journalist sein ist schwer!
Armer Grünwald! Aber eins muss man ihm lassen, er ist immer zur richtigen Zeit am richtigen Platz, lol!
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winterlover: AWZ - Axel fairy huh[info]winterlover on May 15th, 2011 06:15 pm (UTC)
Re: Journalist sein ist schwer!
Haha, Axel/grünwald! Grüxel? Nur, wenn Antiteb oder Aldi das schreiben!
So wie Grünwald beschrieben wurde, so stelle ich ihn mir vor. Schmieriges passt eben zu schmierigem.
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Aldi: AWZ: Simone Queen[info]aldiara on May 15th, 2011 03:36 pm (UTC)
Top Story
"Keep your head down, Matze. We don't want them seeing us."

Sometimes, in his wilder dreams, Armin Grünwald sees himself with a more exciting career. Nothing too extreme like war journalism, but hell, he could've been covering the royal wedding instead of-

Matze makes a disgusted noise. "Are they digging up a cat grave?!”

Grünwald peeks through his binoculars and shrugs. “Looks like. Hey, you know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking Kate Middleton, Jennifer Steinkamp, the obvious link."

"Er… they're both brunette?"

"Exactly." Grünwald's already scribbling notes: Ice Princess' New Identity – Give Me A Real Crown. Damn, but he's good.
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amo_amas_amat: cas mind blown[info]amo_amas_amat on May 15th, 2011 03:48 pm (UTC)
Re: Top Story
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Momo: Jenny by notoriouslyuniq[info]momogermany on May 15th, 2011 04:42 pm (UTC)
Re: Top Story
Haha, nothing as inspiring as Royalty, is it?
Also I think the world needs more Grünwald fic!
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Lilith: awz-giggle[info]lilithilien on May 15th, 2011 11:16 pm (UTC)
Re: Top Story
LMAO!!! OMG I love this so much - Grünwald needs a bit of action!
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amo_amas_amat: nathan hair sniff[info]amo_amas_amat on May 15th, 2011 04:11 pm (UTC)
Shup it definitely looks like they're somewhere really far away 3rd worldy.
They weren’t being paid enough for this shit. I mean who was this doctor guy anyway and who was it to anyone if he took his obviously guilt-laden, do-gooder complex off to the back of beyond to help starving orphans?

The PI rested his binoculars on the wall resignedly already planning to ask that Hartwig guy for more money. Finding Dr Sommer was obviously important to him, he’d pay extra for pictures.

He never asked why a client wanted someone found - he never usually had to. This time though, there was something here he just couldn’t quite work out.
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Aldi: AWZ: Spoilers a la Norman Kalle[info]aldiara on May 15th, 2011 04:27 pm (UTC)
Re: Shup it definitely looks like they're somewhere really far away 3rd worldy.
Eeeeeeee! Hunting down Dr. Sommer! Obviously that Hartwig guy needs him to spice up his boring days of domestic violence and abusive video games with his other boyfriend. WIN!
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Momo: Det Koch by lilith[info]momogermany on May 15th, 2011 04:47 pm (UTC)
Re: Shup it definitely looks like they're somewhere really far away 3rd worldy.
This sounds intriguing! Follow up please! I always wanted to know how Oliver fared in Australia with Celine and Zoe, lol!
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Momo[info]momogermany on May 15th, 2011 04:57 pm (UTC)
...and who wants to read about that
“Anything happened so far?”
“No, nothing, except that the Steinkamp girl and this Wild fellow have crept into the fry stand.”
“Broken into it?”
“Naw, looked like they had keys.”
“Could be a story all the same, they're both supposed to be single, teenage fans and all. Championships are up tomorrow. Go have a look at what they're up to!
“No, really!”
“C'mon, maybe you'll get a juicy picture or something.


“Nothing, just two kids sitting on the floor, munching on fries. Now, who would be interested in that?”
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amo_amas_amat: roje[info]amo_amas_amat on May 15th, 2011 05:33 pm (UTC)
Re: ...and who wants to read about that
Buhahahaha oh the JeRo love with a side of pommes. *cuddles lovely drabble*
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Aldi: AWZ: Roman loves his evil best friend[info]aldiara on May 15th, 2011 06:09 pm (UTC)
Re: ...and who wants to read about that
Hahahahah! But what would the Ruhr Report have to write about if it wasn't for the Steinkamp girl and this Wild fellow??
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winterlover: AWZ - OhShow!  Jenny cries[info]winterlover on May 15th, 2011 05:59 pm (UTC)
Back to the old job again
"Can you see her?"
"I told you it would be a good idea to search for her in Russia. She'd think eveybody assumes her dead, or anywhere but here."
"I must admit, your journalist-instinct proves you right again."
"I didn't expect to find her so quickly in St. Petersburg, but -"
"Where's she going now?"
"Seems to be a villa of a very rich businessman, look at those gates."
"Let's ask her, Miss Jennifer Steinkamp!"

The young slender woman in the white suit turned around. 
"I'm not her and never will be!"
Jessica walked on and entered the building.  
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Aldi: AWZ: Ben Oh Show[info]aldiara on May 15th, 2011 06:07 pm (UTC)
Re: Back to the old job again
*snort* Yes, Dr. Hooker, please go back to what you do best.

Can we pay the journalists to tell Marian who they found? Maybe he'll go after Jessica and we'll be rid of him. (Yes, still hating on him).

Lovely job!
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wildepet: Brain_outoforder[info]wildepet on May 16th, 2011 09:09 am (UTC)
I don't know, you guys, I don't know...
"What's going on?" Grünwald whispered, sharing a confused look with his photographer.
"No idea. Should we call the cops?"
"Are you mad? We got an exclusive!"
About an hour earlier they'd gotten an anonymous tip-off that something big was going down at the Steinkamp Villa today. Now they were crouching behind the wall, watching a gang of masked people hanging a huge banner from the balony.
"There," the photographer pointed out, getting his camera ready.
There was a commotion by the backdoor and people cheered loudly as two men carried out an enormous stuffed giraffe.
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Momo: Mike has a banana by shellykitty[info]momogermany on May 16th, 2011 10:37 am (UTC)
Re: I don't know, you guys, I don't know...
Haha, hope they don't take her to VL!
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wildepet: Annette_insane[info]wildepet on May 16th, 2011 11:07 am (UTC)
Re: I don't know, you guys, I don't know...
Grrrr. Balcony, even.
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geekchick1013: AWZ DeRo CeilingFlashlight[info]geekchick1013 on May 16th, 2011 02:03 pm (UTC)
Re: I don't know, you guys, I don't know...
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Christine: AxelSigAwesome[info]spaghettitoes on May 16th, 2011 09:56 pm (UTC)
Re: I don't know, you guys, I don't know...

That poor, poor creature. Do PETA do therapy sessions for animals?
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Aldi: AWZ: Deniz goes LOL[info]aldiara on May 17th, 2011 05:23 am (UTC)
Re: I don't know, you guys, I don't know...
This is made of purest unadulterated awesomesauce. Oh Pet. Giraffe fic. Only you, BB. Only you <33333333333333
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