Eskimo Kiss

LA LA LA.

( Coming soon to an imaginary screen near you )

You guys, I need to rant for a sec. See, I don't even watch Current Crap Show, but I still follow spoilers because... because... IDEK, because I'm a twat, I suppose.

The good news: I don't give a rat's arse about Deniz being anvil-chained to Stella 2.0 Beegirl Whossface Sarah Wendt by the bonds of conveniently degayed plot recycling true love. It's so far into the realms of ridic that I honestly don't even care. It's not Deniz; it's Some Dude who bears a vague resemblance. Fine by me.

The bad news: I am all RAAAAAH GODZILLARAGE about CCS's craptastic handling of a very sensitive subject in Ben & Katja's current, hair-tearingly stupid storyline. And it bugs me because I really really wish I could just ignore that too. ( But gaaaah OMGWTFBBQ. (contains spoilers if anyone cares) )

Disclaimer: This is totally authentic and not at all fabricated for the AWZ femslash ficathon 2011.

Spoilers: Episodes 1346-1354

Soz, can't be bothered to post spoilers (or even to go back to look up which upcoming episode this is from, such is my apathy), but I couldn't resist sharing this picture.

( Spike and his Buffybot )

Not really a spoiler post. More of a discussion/rant/eyerolling post? Whatever. But here there be spoilers, or at least one.

( Bring your own puke bucket, ours are already full )

Dennis Grabosch leaves Alles was zählt on September 15, 2011

Click here for the announcement in German on RTL.de

( This article contains detailed SPOILERS. )


Source: RTL.de, translation by EKP

( Spoilers here, now with pictures )

( Spoilers here, pics now included )

Ok, so we're not covering Annette and Ingo's current struggle with Melanie the newest Nina/Zoé hybrid (who is yet another new character aged 17 going on 18 - we're accepting bets now whether she'll beat Florian's 14+ months record of being stuck at age 17!), but that is no reason not to sprinkle some Ulrike love wherever we can, right?



Of course not. Mrow.

RTL.de posted an interview on the occasion of Ulrike Röseberg's impending five-year anniversary on Alles was zählt. The interview in German can be found here - make sure you go ogle all the pretty photos (and note some of them were taken by Jan Niklas Berg, the original Ben <3).

( And here's a translation: )

*dusts off asylum* How does this work, again?

Ah, yes. I figured since we're uploading the last storyline, I might as well do some spoilers. Not all of them, god beware, just last week's and this week's. Seeing as they're, well, kinda important.

( Spoilers here (pictures included now) )