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Dunbar Oglethorpe (ogletwerp) wrote in neeps,
@ 2018-03-24 09:16:00

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! owl, dunbar oglethorpe, meaghan mccormack

[There's two layers to the gift box. The first contains a decent not-at-all-expensive bottle of whiskey. The second contains a charmed snowball (it never melts or makes a mess but still goes splat when it hits something, and somehow reforms back into perfect snowball shape.); and also (which took a bit of finding to get the right look and then actually putting it together and getting the charm right) possibly the strangest combination of things... a small figurine pig riding a broomstick that upon closer inspection is clearly a Comet 140. And it is charmed to fly about, albeit at a medium pace, upon being touched, and will on occasion play Portree's theme (cause Quid teams have to have themes right?).]

Happy Birthday, Meaghan!

No way I was going to forget your birthday. Might've had a bit of trouble trying to decide just what to get you, and then putting it together, but I definitely wasn't going to forget it.

Reckon can never go wrong with a good whiskey. A little something for those days when you feel like hitting something but know you probably shouldn't. And figured after that you'd probably need something to cheer you up.

~~Love~~ ~~Yours~~
Dunbar

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	Return owl mmmcc 2018-03-24 06:28 am UTC (link)
	Whoever said you were gonna forget it? Damn well better not after all this time. Cheers. Pig's got good taste in brooms. You doing anything Sunday? I got family shit but it ain't whole day or nowt. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Return owl ogletwerp 2018-03-24 06:48 am UTC (link)
	No one, but apparently I am 'old' so you never know. Welcome. Figured since its new owner has a thing for Comets that it wasn't a bad move. Not really. Got small thing in the morning but completely free after that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl mmmcc 2018-03-24 08:15 am UTC (link)
	What's, your sisters callin' you old? Comets're NEVER a bad move. You got a small thing in the morning most of the time, what's it a standing appointment? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl ogletwerp 2018-03-24 08:53 am UTC (link)
	Asks the person who has definitely called me 'old man' before. But yeah they do on occasion, or basically whenever they feel like. Don't bother me none. Think I've actually still got my old one upstairs... somewhere... No. Just gotta clean the house is all. kinda put it off for the past week. Anyway s'not like it'll take long. You wanting to do something then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl mmmcc 2018-03-24 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	That's just your personality more then anything. Upstairs somewhere, lettin' it rot? You gotta take care of your Comet, mate. Keep it safe and not just tossed off like a sock. Yeah. You ever get those books from your sisses? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl ogletwerp 2018-03-24 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, thanks, Meathead. It ain't rotting! It's in a protected case. Yeah. Y'know they managed to find another of those ridiculous troll ones? There's actually more! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl mmmcc 2018-03-25 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Eh well I reckon it's needed for that QUABBLE shit anyways. Good then. Never let a broom rot. Even Cleansweeps don't deserve that. NO WAY. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl ogletwerp 2018-03-25 05:12 am UTC (link)
	Not really but it helps when dealing with some people. I know. Not that I'd ever fly a Cleansweep if I can help it. SERIOUSLY! I didn't even suggest what they should get I just said 'something that's funny when you're hammered' and that's what they got. Was a bit spooky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl mmmcc 2018-03-25 05:33 am UTC (link)
	Well at least it's good for something. Good, I'd hate to see you lower yourself like that. You sure they ain't legilimens? They are twins an all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl ogletwerp 2018-03-25 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, I'd probably have you coming after me trying to literally knock sense into me if I did. Reckon if they do it's only with each other. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl mmmcc 2018-03-25 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Damn right, never let a mate make a bad decision like that. I dunno, that's too damn convenient them finding it without reading it off you. I reckon legilimens still. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl ogletwerp 2018-03-25 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but if it's a twin thing it's just them innit? And s'not like I just have that other one laying about for them to see. Still weird though. So you wanting to come over then, or am I supposed to bring it to your place? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl mmmcc 2018-03-25 06:44 am UTC (link)
	I reckon ALL twins're legilimens a little and some are just even more. Course I'm coming over. Can't change where we hold book club, that'd be confusin. I'll bring the beer this time tho. Only fair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl ogletwerp 2018-03-25 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I'd rather not ponder the possibility my younger sisters are legilimens. Okay then. Y'know other book clubs aren't always held in the same place. Want me to get any takeaway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl mmmcc 2018-03-25 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	Why? Whatcha thinking bout you don't want em knowing? And I reckon people get mixed up all the time in those clubs. How's anyone gonna remember where to go if you keep switchin it? Yeah, pizza'd be grand (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl ogletwerp 2018-03-25 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	...nothing. Because they make sure to let everyone know before the day of the book club meeting. Pizza it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl mmmcc 2018-03-25 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Sure you ain't. We're letting know too but we're doing it simpler. Cheers! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl ogletwerp 2018-03-25 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, it's not nothing. Still ain't telling though. Makes me wonder why you don't want me coming over to your place for book club. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl mmmcc 2018-03-25 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Well in that case I reckon I already know. I got a illegal potions operation going and you'd just turn me in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl ogletwerp 2018-03-25 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, really? C'mon then, tell me what it is. That's pretty serious. Not straight away I wouldn't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl mmmcc 2018-03-25 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Why should I hafta tell you what you're thinkin? What dyou mean not straightaway, you'd stop and have a cuppa first? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl ogletwerp 2018-03-25 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	Because I want to see what you think it is. Well, if you offered I wouldn't say no. Just mean I'd at least listen to your reasoning first before decide whether to turn you in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl mmmcc 2018-03-26 12:26 am UTC (link)
	Mate, if you don't want your sisters knowing it's either embarrassing or it's sex. Or both. Could be both. You're mental, you know that? What'd you accept for a good reason for illegal potions then? Just curious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl ogletwerp 2018-03-26 12:44 am UTC (link)
	Could be neither too. Well, if you're concocting illegal potions and putting them in the cuppa then yeah probably would be mental. Want a ready alibi for when you're caught, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl mmmcc 2018-03-26 12:50 am UTC (link)
	It ain't bloody Christmas so not bloody likely. Maybe I just wanna know what'd stop you turning me in? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl ogletwerp 2018-03-26 01:29 am UTC (link)
	What's Christmas got to do with it? You mean aside from the fact I wouldn't want you to end up in prison or anything? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl mmmcc 2018-03-26 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Prezzies, you know. Only other good reason to keep something from a sister. Yeah, what'd you think'd justify it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl ogletwerp 2018-03-26 02:59 am UTC (link)
	True. Well, it's definitely got nothing to do with Christmas or presents. You're fed up with what some snooty potions conglomerate is charging and decided to do something about it... though I guess that'd depend on just what exactly makes your potions operation illegal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl mmmcc 2018-03-26 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, cause it's about embarrassing sex. I dunno, it uses baby things or something. Potions weren't my subject. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl ogletwerp 2018-03-26 05:12 am UTC (link)
	Nothing embarrassing, and I'd hate to point it out but I've only had sex with the same person of in recent months. And don't reckon said person would appreciate the sex being called embarrassing. Doesn't sound like such a great operation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Return owl mmmcc 2018-03-28 04:03 am UTC (link)
	You really do work too much. Anyways I'll be over Sunday, see you then and don't get pineapple on the pizza. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl ogletwerp 2018-03-28 06:55 am UTC (link)
	~~That's not the problem~~ Sunday it is. Not going to get into the 'pineapple on pizza' debate again, so I'll just get us two pizzas. And I won't offend ya by making you try the one with pineapple. Cause I'm nice like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl mmmcc 2018-03-29 06:38 am UTC (link)
	That's right neighbourly of you. I'll bring the beer. Just to make sure it's right kind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl ogletwerp 2018-03-29 09:23 am UTC (link)
	Well, I know how you feel towards pineapple. You saying I'd pick the wrong kind? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return owl mmmcc 2018-03-29 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	Just sayin I ain't given you the CHANCE to screw it up (Reply to this) (Parent)

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