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Dunbar Oglethorpe ([info]ogletwerp) wrote in [info]neeps,
@ 2018-03-24 09:16:00

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Entry tags:! owl, dunbar oglethorpe, meaghan mccormack


[There's two layers to the gift box. The first contains a decent not-at-all-expensive bottle of whiskey. The second contains a charmed snowball (it never melts or makes a mess but still goes splat when it hits something, and somehow reforms back into perfect snowball shape.); and also (which took a bit of finding to get the right look and then actually putting it together and getting the charm right) possibly the strangest combination of things... a small figurine pig riding a broomstick that upon closer inspection is clearly a Comet 140. And it is charmed to fly about, albeit at a medium pace, upon being touched, and will on occasion play Portree's theme (cause Quid teams have to have themes right?).]




Happy Birthday, Meaghan!

No way I was going to forget your birthday. Might've had a bit of trouble trying to decide just what to get you, and then putting it together, but I definitely wasn't going to forget it.

Reckon can never go wrong with a good whiskey. A little something for those days when you feel like hitting something but know you probably shouldn't. And figured after that you'd probably need something to cheer you up.

Love Yours
Dunbar


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[info]mmmcc
2018-03-25 10:59 pm UTC (link)
Sure you ain't.

We're letting know too but we're doing it simpler.

Cheers!

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[info]ogletwerp
2018-03-25 11:07 pm UTC (link)
Okay, it's not nothing. Still ain't telling though.

Makes me wonder why you don't want me coming over to your place for book club.

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[info]mmmcc
2018-03-25 11:12 pm UTC (link)
Well in that case I reckon I already know.

I got a illegal potions operation going and you'd just turn me in.

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[info]ogletwerp
2018-03-25 11:18 pm UTC (link)
Oh, really? C'mon then, tell me what it is.

That's pretty serious. Not straight away I wouldn't.

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[info]mmmcc
2018-03-25 11:44 pm UTC (link)
Why should I hafta tell you what you're thinkin?

What dyou mean not straightaway, you'd stop and have a cuppa first?

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[info]ogletwerp
2018-03-25 11:56 pm UTC (link)
Because I want to see what you think it is.

Well, if you offered I wouldn't say no. Just mean I'd at least listen to your reasoning first before decide whether to turn you in.

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[info]mmmcc
2018-03-26 12:26 am UTC (link)
Mate, if you don't want your sisters knowing it's either embarrassing or it's sex. Or both. Could be both.

You're mental, you know that? What'd you accept for a good reason for illegal potions then? Just curious.

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[info]ogletwerp
2018-03-26 12:44 am UTC (link)
Could be neither too.

Well, if you're concocting illegal potions and putting them in the cuppa then yeah probably would be mental. Want a ready alibi for when you're caught, huh?

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[info]mmmcc
2018-03-26 12:50 am UTC (link)
It ain't bloody Christmas so not bloody likely.

Maybe I just wanna know what'd stop you turning me in?

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[info]ogletwerp
2018-03-26 01:29 am UTC (link)
What's Christmas got to do with it?

You mean aside from the fact I wouldn't want you to end up in prison or anything?

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[info]mmmcc
2018-03-26 02:00 am UTC (link)
Prezzies, you know. Only other good reason to keep something from a sister.

Yeah, what'd you think'd justify it?

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[info]ogletwerp
2018-03-26 02:59 am UTC (link)
True. Well, it's definitely got nothing to do with Christmas or presents.

You're fed up with what some snooty potions conglomerate is charging and decided to do something about it... though I guess that'd depend on just what exactly makes your potions operation illegal.

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[info]mmmcc
2018-03-26 03:24 am UTC (link)
Yeah, cause it's about embarrassing sex.

I dunno, it uses baby things or something. Potions weren't my subject.

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[info]ogletwerp
2018-03-26 05:12 am UTC (link)
Nothing embarrassing, and I'd hate to point it out but I've only had sex with the same person of in recent months. And don't reckon said person would appreciate the sex being called embarrassing.

Doesn't sound like such a great operation.

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2018-03-27 05:59 am UTC (link)

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2018-03-27 06:00 am UTC (link)

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2018-03-27 06:00 am UTC (link)

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2018-03-27 06:01 am UTC (link)

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2018-03-27 06:31 am UTC (link)

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2018-03-27 06:32 am UTC (link)

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2018-03-27 06:35 am UTC (link)

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[info]mmmcc
2018-03-28 04:03 am UTC (link)
You really do work too much.

Anyways I'll be over Sunday, see you then and don't get pineapple on the pizza.

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[info]ogletwerp
2018-03-28 06:55 am UTC (link)
That's not the problem

Sunday it is. Not going to get into the 'pineapple on pizza' debate again, so I'll just get us two pizzas. And I won't offend ya by making you try the one with pineapple. Cause I'm nice like that.

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[info]mmmcc
2018-03-29 06:38 am UTC (link)
That's right neighbourly of you. I'll bring the beer. Just to make sure it's right kind.

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[info]ogletwerp
2018-03-29 09:23 am UTC (link)
Well, I know how you feel towards pineapple. You saying I'd pick the wrong kind?

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[info]mmmcc
2018-03-29 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Just sayin I ain't given you the CHANCE to screw it up

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