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Justin E. Finch-Fletchley ([info]justifiability) wrote in [info]neeps,
@ 2018-03-18 19:41:00

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Entry tags:! journal, justin finch-fletchley, susan bones

Found a flat in Newington, which was actually decently priced and not one step up from student housing. Though it would make sense if it were student housing, considering how close the universities are. My mother wanted something in Morningside, but I’d stick out like a sore thumb.

[Monte]
My mother hasn’t tried to contact you, has she?

Also, how do you feel about dogs?

[Ernie & Susan]
You know, I am beginnng to wonder if being an only child a good thing. Both my parents have far too much time on their hands. Which, I’m aware that this is the most ridiculous complain I could ever have. Woe is me, my parents pay too much attention to me and love me too much.

I would just rather like to avoid the third degree when it comes to Monte.



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ESJH
[info]huffledup
2018-03-19 02:40 am UTC (link)
That's what happens when you survive a war, I guess. And you're part of my family.

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ESJH
[info]closedcaptioned
2018-03-19 02:43 am UTC (link)
I think it's the Bones family. There is no chill in my family, no matter how effortlessly coiffed Mel and Fraser pretend their hair is.

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ESJH
[info]justifiability
2018-03-19 02:55 am UTC (link)
So you’ll distract my parents from a severe case of what is obviously empty nest syndrome. Which makes no sense, as I was in boarding school.

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ESJH
[info]huffledup
2018-03-19 04:32 am UTC (link)
Has she asked you about grandchildren yet?

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ESJH
[info]justifiability
2018-03-19 04:53 am UTC (link)
No. But my dad said that now he wouldn't have to worry about my getting someone pregnant accidentally.


...and then looked like he was about to ask about magic.

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ESJH
[info]closedcaptioned
2018-03-19 05:04 am UTC (link)
YOU SHOULD TELL HIM IT'S A THING

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ESJH
[info]justifiability
2018-03-19 01:31 pm UTC (link)
WAIT.

IS IT A THING?

SUSAN. HELP.

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ESJH
[info]closedcaptioned
2018-03-19 05:10 pm UTC (link)
The downside of polyjuice...

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ESJH
[info]justifiability
2018-03-19 09:28 pm UTC (link)
WHY WOULD ANYONE USE POLYJUICE?

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ESJH
[info]closedcaptioned
2018-03-19 09:39 pm UTC (link)
For the womb?

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Re: ESJH
[info]justifiability
2018-03-19 11:04 pm UTC (link)
Wait.

Wait.

WAIT.

I remember this from Potions! Polyjuice only lasts like an hour. That's impossible.

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ESJH
[info]closedcaptioned
2018-03-19 11:10 pm UTC (link)
Awww, I thought I'd have you going at least another couple of hours.

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ESJH
[info]justifiability
2018-03-19 11:16 pm UTC (link)
I'm too sober for this conversation.

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ESJH
[info]closedcaptioned
2018-03-19 11:17 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure there some dark magic that involves true body swap.

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ESJH
[info]justifiability
2018-03-19 11:20 pm UTC (link)
I don't need to know this.

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ESJH
[info]closedcaptioned
2018-03-19 11:21 pm UTC (link)
Just in case you ever wanted to mother a child instead of father one.

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ESJH - [info]justifiability, 2018-03-19 11:23 pm UTC
ESJH
[info]huffledup
2018-03-19 11:09 pm UTC (link)
Justin, are you really asking me to confirm or deny whether or not you could polyjuice into a woman and carry a baby for nine months?

Is this really a question that you have?


Ernie, you're terrible. (And hilarious.)

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ESJH
[info]justifiability
2018-03-19 11:15 pm UTC (link)
Well now I know better.

You're not supposed to be mocking me.

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ESJH
[info]huffledup
2018-03-19 11:18 pm UTC (link)
Sorry, J. Also why would you polyjuice into a woman? Do I need to know the answer to that? Probably not.

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ESJH
[info]justifiability
2018-03-19 11:22 pm UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure I have no reason to polyjuice into a woman.

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ESJH
[info]huffledup
2018-03-19 11:58 pm UTC (link)
You could never handle it.

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ESJH
[info]justifiability
2018-03-20 02:47 am UTC (link)
I am going to shut up while I'm ahead and agree with you.

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ESJH
[info]huffledup
2018-03-20 02:51 am UTC (link)
Smart.

Really though, Justin. You can do this. This is your life, don't worry too much what they think, and do what's best for you.

And if you ever need to escape to my flat, you know where I live.

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ESJH
[info]justifiability
2018-03-20 02:55 am UTC (link)
This is the whole point of getting my own flat. Which, is still a short drive (depending on traffic) from Longhaven. But there will be locks! And they shouldn't be walking in on me unannounced.

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ESJH
[info]huffledup
2018-03-20 03:00 am UTC (link)
[...]

Have they walked in on you, unannounced?

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ESJH - [info]justifiability, 2018-03-20 03:22 am UTC
ESJH - [info]huffledup, 2018-03-20 03:23 am UTC
ESJH - [info]justifiability, 2018-03-20 03:30 am UTC

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