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Tweak says, "Will he stay? Will he go?"

incorrigible (adj): maggie macdougal (wrecktify) wrote in neeps,
@ 2018-02-01 10:09:00

Entry tags:

! journal, # portree, alec urquhart, augustus pye, justin finch-fletchley, maggie macdougal

I treated myself to the Catapults match on my final day of single-job freedom and now I may never forgive Fofana, but I suppose that's something we'll just all have to learn to live with.

[...] And does anyone have a spare litter box for a small cat? ~~Do litter boxes even have si~~ ~~I can't believe I'm allowing an animal to shite in my wa~~ I only need to borrow it for a week or so.

PORTREE PLAYERS [NO OTHER STAFF]

You're about to enter a [...] trying week. Aye, I'm aware that each of you is a professional, but that doesn't shield you from overexertion.
When you get home at night, sleep instead of party. Doze when you can.
Drink ~~as much water as you c~~ plenty of water. You have no excuse not to.
Don't drink alcohol (it's one week. You'll survive.)
Eat well — your body will need the fuel. I've ~~given a list o~~ asked the cooks to ensure there will be more smaller, nutritious meals and snacks for when you don't have the time for a complete meal, and MacFusty and I have arranged that there's always a hearty lunch waiting for you.
[#5 is added after Lorna's reply:]
Please don't die.
Beginning tomorrow I'll be picking up some evening shifts at St. Mungo's, but I'll still be at the clubhouse during office hours if you need anything, as well as attending the late practices. If you think you're ill or overextending yourself, or if you have any questions, please come speak with me. I'd prefer to help you avoid injury than experience it first-hand. This goes for the regular season as well.

PORTREE MANAGEMENT

Parkinson's been a model player as far as his healing but I'm not keen on the idea of him playing the Harpies on the 20th after his concussion. MacFusty and Roberts have the report; my recommendation is to bench him. If all goes well he'll be back in the air in time to train for the match against my the Catapults.

ALEC URQUART

I met the Bulgarian, no thanks to you.

Oh, and... 🎶 I know something you don't know... 🎶

AUGUSTUS PYE

The Thing came back the very next day.
The Thing came back, I hoped it was a goner,
But The Thing came back; it just wouldn't stay awaaa-aaaay.

"But Maggie," I hear you insist, "Just take it back to the shelter!"

I did.

JUSTIN FINCH-FLETCHLEY

The tribe has spoken. [...] Well, the gran has.

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	Portree Players and Maggie wrecktify 2018-02-01 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	It's not you I'd be worried about, Buchanan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Portree Players and Maggie ecoutezmoi 2018-02-01 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Ach, it's always good to be reminded that the world hasn't turned completely</a> on its head. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Portree Players and Maggie keptinreserve 2018-02-02 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Haven't you gotten the memo yet? I'm invincible! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Portree Players and Maggie wrecktify 2018-02-02 12:19 am UTC (link)
	That is untrue! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Portree Players and Maggie keptinreserve 2018-02-02 12:22 am UTC (link)
	And yet here we are, with me being invincible. ~~What else would you call not being able to feel pain anymore, apparently?~~ I think Alasdair's wrong, and the world has turned completely on its head. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Portree Players and Maggie wrecktify 2018-02-02 12:39 am UTC (link)
	You are not invincible. ~~Please don't give Scrimgeour any id~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Portree Players and Maggie keptinreserve 2018-02-02 12:41 am UTC (link)
	~~I have a hole in my finger that tells me otherwise.~~ If you say so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Portree Players and Maggie wrecktify 2018-02-02 01:13 am UTC (link)
	It's Medic Law. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Portree Players and Maggie keptinreserve 2018-02-02 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Does Universal Law supersede Medic Law? What about Coach Law? Or Owner Law? What's the hierarchy of law here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Portree Players and Maggie wrecktify 2018-02-02 04:19 am UTC (link)
	Medic Law above all, and all who refute my authority get glared at. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Portree Players and Maggie keptinreserve 2018-02-02 01:32 pm UTC (link)
	One medic to rule them all, one medic to find them. One medic to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Portree Players and Maggie wrecktify 2018-02-02 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	[...] A poet now, are we? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Portree Players and Maggie keptinreserve 2018-02-02 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	Cheerfully pilfered from a muggle author! Also, blame Cecil. Poetry infects the soul, permeates the universe, until everything is verse and iambic pentameter. ~~Merlin, make it stop~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Portree Players and Maggie wrecktify 2018-02-02 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	Please write all future communications in the form of haiku. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Portree Players and Maggie mrs_dragon 2018-02-04 01:39 am UTC (link)
	How did you get to be invincible? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Portree Players and Maggie keptinreserve 2018-02-04 02:40 am UTC (link)
	Sheer force of will and determination~~? and a possibly cursed book~~! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Portree Players and Maggie mrs_dragon 2018-02-04 02:44 am UTC (link)
	Keeping your secrets! Not fair. And maybe some pun intended. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lorna keptinreserve 2018-02-04 02:54 am UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure the first step is the apparent inability to feel pain anymore. It's a neat trick, so far. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lornsley mrs_dragon 2018-02-04 02:58 am UTC (link)
	I kind of attributed that to be a beater's trick. How come you don't feel pain? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lornsley keptinreserve 2018-02-04 03:04 am UTC (link)
	~~Well, there was this book, see, in this secret room~~ It's a mystery for the ages... Maggie checked me out after my mishap with Amir a couple of weeks ago, and didn't see anything amiss, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lornsley mrs_dragon 2018-02-04 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Well, still. That has it's own reasons with it to be careful. Not sure of your limits then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lornsley keptinreserve 2018-02-04 03:12 am UTC (link)
	Which is precisely ~~when~~ why ~~I we~~ you should test them! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lornsley mrs_dragon 2018-02-04 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Test them, but not go over. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lornsley keptinreserve 2018-02-04 03:46 am UTC (link)
	Right to the line. Got it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lornsley mrs_dragon 2018-02-04 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Not a toe over! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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keptinreserve, 2018-02-04 04:09 am UTC

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