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Jake Morgenstern may be brainless (nobrains) wrote in musings,
@ 2010-12-01 16:42:00

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Posted by J. Morgenstern
Okay. Hypothetically, you're walking down the street - you're listening to your IPod, you're thinking about the tuna salad you had for lunch, you're not paying attention. The most beautiful girl you've ever seen walks in front of you and you bump into each other. Apologies are made and she's gone before you can even catch her name.

You know though that this girl, this woman is someone special. But she's already out of your sight.

What do you do? (Note: your answer will have the endless thanks of one Fabian Greene. Make it good)

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On another unrelated note, where's the coolest place in town to get wasted?

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	Re: J. Morgenstern/J. Tailor nobrains 2010-12-02 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	Compared to me, old Adam’s a stick in the mud. ~~what~~ ~~Who the fucking hell asks that anym~~ ~~OH SHIT YOU’RE UNDERAGE AREN’T YOU? GET AWAY. LAWSUIT DNW.~~ 24, don’t mind at all. ~~LAWSUIT DNW. LAWSUIT DNW.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: J. Morgenstern/J. Tailor

foundmyway
2010-12-02 03:53 pm UTC (link)

I didn't know he had any younger brothers and sisters. Er Not that I would, we[...] sort of hung out, but only once or twice. ~~Sort of? Eugh, I sound stupid~~ ~~This is ridiculous~~

Wouldn't really call him a stick in the mud, he's just sort of[...] focused, it seems like. Anyway, re: the girl thing, I'd probably put up a Craigslist missed connection, post here, and then hope? If it's The One, you'll bump into her again.

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	Re: J. Morgenstern/J. Tailor nobrains 2010-12-02 04:10 pm UTC (link)
	What about older? ~~Adam shacked up with an underage girl. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HE’S SUPPOSED TO HAVE MORE TACT~~ Again, fiction, but will consider. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: J. Morgenstern/J. Tailor foundmyway 2010-12-02 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	Didn't actually know about those, either. We just had doughnuts and chinese. ~~and I flipped my shit and he was~~ ~~and that whole thing with the ADAM~~ We're not really talking anymore. So, yeah. ~~Sorry.~~ Just curious~~, I don't know~~. And re: your hypothetical fictional girl, I meant you would bump into her again, sorry. You know. If it was real. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: J. Morgenstern/J. Tailor nobrains 2010-12-02 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	~~That’s a new euphemism if I ever heard one~~ Good for you. I think we’re going down an absurdist route. She’s a cannibal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: J. Morgenstern/J. Tailor foundmyway 2010-12-02 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	[...] Wow. Sorry, I just. Apparently lost my entire tact filter this morning. How about this: Hi, I'm Jess. It's nice to meet you [...] through the internet. I live upstairs, if you need anything? ~~..... cannibal?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: J. Morgenstern/J. Tailor nobrains 2010-12-02 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	~~YOU’RE A HOOKER TOO? wtf Adam.~~ Not a problem, don’t mention it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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