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Daniel LaRusso (seekingbalance) wrote in museful,
@ 2021-07-29 22:22:00

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[meme], [rated] nc17, [rated] r, [warning] possible triggers, crack, dark, fluff, gen, hurt/comfort, love, nsfw, romance, shipping

Minor Injury Meme

A meme for those minor injuries that won't leave you down but make it hard to live your life. The breaks, sprains, and the hurt/comfort that comes with them.

⇥ Post with your character (note the name and fandom and any preferences in the subject line).
↠ You or the people replying roll once for type of injury and again for the scenario or pick your own.
↠ Have fun.

INJURIES

1. SPRAIN: you stepped the wrong way, twisted the wrong way, and something has gone terribly wrong. Just remember RICE - Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation.

2. FRACTURE: You step off the sidewalk, working in the backyard, and suddenly BAM!! But it's not a sprain, oh no, you're in a cast for the duration. Good luck trying to get to work.

3. PULLED: It's not bad enough for medical attention but it still hurts something fierce. Break out the tiger balm or someone to give you a hand because you've pulled something. That awkward moment when you think you want vicodin...and nobody will give it to you.

4. MIGRAINE: Light hurts, air hurts, moving hurts. All you can do is lie in a darkened room and pray for the pounding pain to go away behind your eyes.

5. THE FLU: Maybe you're physically fine – well… all your limbs are working. You just feel like death warmed over.

6. WILDCARD: Anything else you can think of.

SCENARIOS

1. INJURED! WHAT NEXT?: You're out working, you're out having fun, you're out doing something when suddenly you step, twist, move and our bodies demonstrate just how fragile they really are. Quick! someone call the ambulance!

2. THE EMERGENCY ROOM: All the fun of a waiting room with rewards that include crutches, casts, X-Rays, vicodin, and sometimes just that one nurse who says "Yeah there's nothing wrong with you that'll be 400 dollars."

3. HOME AND SETTING UP THE NEST: Hurt, trying to make a space for you to get around. Hopefully someone is there to help you get to your crutches so you can go to the bathroom and make yourself something to eat.

4. PHYSICAL THERAPY HOME EDITION: The obligatory smut option. Do you not see that I'm wearing this cast?

5. OH GOD HELP I'M GOING TO DIE: That awkward moment when the fact that you are bedridden is crushing down on you and you're terrified you'll do something to make the injury worse. Snappish, angry, and rude - who are you going to take it out on?

6. DRIVE ME TO THE DOCTOR THIS SHIT IS COMING OFF: It's time, they say you can come in, take it off, and begin the next stage of recovery. Failing that, you’re going to grab a saw and cut the damn thing off yourself! Will there be joy, laughter, crying, happiness?

7. WILDCARD: Anything else you can think of.

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jerseytough
2021-09-17 04:41 am UTC (link)

Oh shit. This was a bad idea. This was a terribly bad idea. But god, did it feel good. It felt so much better without a condom between them, but they were playing with fire. Dani whimpered with pleasure into the kiss as she rode Johnny, her hands bracing on his shoulders for balance.

"Oh fuck, Johnny, fuck. You feel so good inside me. Fuck I love you too."

Her thighs quivered as pleasure pooled in her stomach, coiling deep within her heat. "Fuck, just make sure you pull out before you come."

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has_no_mercy
2021-09-17 05:00 am UTC (link)

Johnny knew that it didn't necessarily matter if he pulled out, she could still get pregnant if a sperm survived and made it in. He wasn't necessarily hoping for a baby, but he wasn't going to turn it down, either. He gasped as he fucked her, she felt so good.

They'd never had sex without a condom, and Johnny wondered why he was taking the risk. And then his mouth took her breast in it again, and he found the answer. She was smoking hot. His tongue swirled over her nipple, and groaned. He was already going to come. Damn it, it had been a couple of weeks. It's not like it had been a long dry spell.

He pulled out of her, and came, she was still on his lap, it was possible. Was that bad of him? He'd done as she asked. Accidents happened. He dropped his head to her shoulder. "Oh fuck, babygirl. What do you do to me?"

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jerseytough
2021-09-17 05:11 am UTC (link)

Part of her desperately wanted to feel Johnny come inside her, to flood her with his seed. But it wasn't worth the risk. Her Ma would kill her if she got pregnant. Probably bury her out back at Mr Miyagi's under a bonsai tree. Maybe she could look into other forms of contraception, the pill, maybe? Then Johnny could come in her whenever he wanted.

She threaded her fingers through his hair softly, pressing a kiss to the side of his head. "Make you come, apparently," she teased as she started to get off of his lap. "I need to clean up." And probably get herself off a couple of times in the bathroom.

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has_no_mercy
2021-09-17 05:18 am UTC (link)

"Wait. Hell no. I know you didn't come." Johnny said, and lifted her, laying her back on the couch. He slipped a couple of fingers inside her, working them instantly. His thumb pressed gently on her clit, before he pulled it away, just his fingers working.

Then he lowered his mouth to her sex, his tongue flicking her clit as he added a third finger. He moved them in and out slowly, sucking on her clit, wanting to make her come as well as she had made him come.

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jerseytough
2021-09-18 03:48 am UTC (link)

Danielle tried to protest, to tell Johnny that he didn't have to-- but oh god, those fingers! Those skilful fingers, followed by that mouth. Her hips instinctively hitch up, chasing the wonderful pleasure, her thighs cradling his head in place. Fuck. He knew exactly how to touch her. He was a maestro and she was his instrument.

Her head lulls back as cries of pleasure spill from her lips, his name repeated over and over like a soft prayer. She buried her hands in his hair, urging him on.

"Oh fuck, Johnny~ yes, fuck, just like that," she praised as she soared ever closer to release. Her entire body tensed then shuddered as her orgasm shook through her, leaving her breathless, boneless and soaking wet.

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has_no_mercy
2021-09-18 04:07 am UTC (link)

Before Johnny could say anything more, there was a knock at the door. "Johnny-San, Miyagi bring tea, to help knee." He called out. Johnny froze. "Oh shit. "It's Mr. Miyagi." He whispered frantically, quickly moving to put himself back into his pants. At least Danielle had gotten off. Johnny liked to pride himself on making sure that Danielle got off too.

"Quick, he's going to come in!" Johnny said, as Mr. Miyagi knocked again.

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jerseytough
2021-09-18 04:34 am UTC (link)

The knock at the door ripped Danielle out of her post-orgasmic high. Shit. She knew fooling around on the sofa was a terrible idea. Why did she let herself get swept along with Johnny's ideas? Oh right, because she was weak for the idiot.

She scrambled to her feet. Fuck. Her shorts and her thighs had come on them. She grabbed her tank top and used it to clean herself up as best as she could before shoving it under the cushion of the sofa with her bra and the Playgirl magazine.

Grabbing Johnny's sweatshirt, she pulled it on. Luckily it was long enough on her tiny body to come down past her shorts, almost long enough to be a dress. She just hoped her flush wasn't too noticeable by the time she reached the door.

She pulled it open and greeted Mr Miyagi with a bright smile and a bow. "Hi Mr Miyagi. The patient is on the couch."

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has_no_mercy
2021-09-18 09:20 pm UTC (link)

Mr. Miyagi looked at her, and gave her a knowing look. "Hello, Danielle-San." He said, giving her a bow as well. Then he came inside, Johnny was put back together, and he had a blanket over his lap, in case any cum was showing.

"Hello, Johnny-San." He bowed to Johnny, who bowed back. "Miyagi bring tea." He handed the cup and saucer to Johnny. "Miyagi also bring fish." He went back to the door, and picked up a Tupperware container of fried fish and some rice.

Johnny didn't like tea, but he didn't want to offend Mr. Miyagi, so he took a sip. "Thank you, Mr. Miyagi." He said, as Mr. Miyagi went to the tiny kitchen table to get the food set up.

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jerseytough
2021-09-19 12:34 am UTC (link)

Danielle blushed brightly. She swore Mr Miyagi was some kind of mind reader, but it was more likely the fact that she had a terrible poker face. She wore her heart on her sleeve, too expressive for her own good.

She toyed with the sleeves of Johnny's sweatshirt, having to pull them up her arms to free her hands.

"Do you need any help, Mr Miyagi? Need me to grab some plates or something? You want a drink?" She asked, rambling a million miles a minute.

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has_no_mercy
2021-09-19 12:47 am UTC (link)

"Danielle-San nervous." Mr. Miyagi said, as he reached to get some plates. "Why Danielle-San nervous?" He asked her, even though he knew full well why she was nervous. Mr. Miyagi got some forks and knives too, and began to set the table. "Miyagi talk to Lucille-San, she say work take long, she won't be home till late."

He looked to Johnny. "Need help to table, Johnny-San?" He asked, and Johnny, who had drank as much of the tea as he could stand, said, "No, I can make it." He picked up his crutches, and really hoped he didn't look like they had just had sex.

Even though they both definitely did.

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jerseytough
2021-09-19 01:26 am UTC (link)

"What? Nervous? Me? Come on, Mr Miyagi! I'm not nervous. I'm just me." Danielle shot back, rubbing the back of her neck. She grabbed herself a carton of chocolate milk from the fridge and sat down at the table, tugging the sweatshirt down to make sure it covered everything.

"It looks amazing, Mr Miyagi. You didn't need to go to all this trouble though. I coulda thrown some hot pockets in the microwave or made some mac and cheese. It's appreciated though. You're the best."

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has_no_mercy
2021-09-19 01:38 am UTC (link)

Johnny had made it to the table, and carefully sat down. He shot Danielle a look, trying to convey to her that she was doing a bad job of lying. Because it was obvious she was nervous. "Yeah, thanks, Sensei, it really is cool of you." Johnny added, as Mr. Miyagi put a can of Coke in front of him.

"Danielle-San rot teeth with milk." He said, shaking his head. "And Miyagi know what happen. You together. No mama home." He said, shrugging a shoulder, knowing that they were probably going to deny it. Sitting down, he opened the container, heat coming out of it.

"Fry rice, with trout." He said, sounding pleased, "Lot of fish bite when Miyagi go."

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jerseytough
2021-09-19 02:29 am UTC (link)

"Hey. If we weren't supposed to drink chocolate milk, then they wouldn't have made it so delicious. Besides, if all my teeth drop out then I'll save a fortune in dental bills!" Danielle shot back with a grin, flashing her oversized pearly whites.

Although she sank down in her seat at Mr Miyagi's words. How could she deny it when it was written all over her guilty face. But Mr Miyagi said it so nonchalantly like it wasn't a huge deal. It was a massive deal. She was sat at her kitchen table with her boyfriend and her best friend/mentor/sensei with said boyfriend's semen drying on her shorts and her bra shoved under the sofa cushion like a guilty secret.

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has_no_mercy
2021-09-19 02:40 am UTC (link)

Johnny sighed. He reached out and squeezed Danielle's hand. "We don't regret anything. At least, I don't." Johnny said, letting go so he could eat. She needed to, too. "Oh fuck, I think it's time for a pain pill." He pushed himself up from the table. "I'll go get it." He grabbed his crutches, and left the room, going slowly. The meds were in the bathroom.

Mr. Miyagi finished filling Danielle's plate. "Eat, Danielle-San." He said, going to fill his own. "Miyagi no tell mama. Danielle-San old enough make own decision." He trusted her not to be stupid.

That may not be the best idea, but he also knew she was gonna do what she was gonna do, there was no stopping it.

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jerseytough
2021-09-19 05:01 am UTC (link)

Danielle watched Johnny limp out of the room on his crutches. She remembered all too well how much it sucked to try and manoeuvre around the apartment on crutches. She looked at Mr Miyagi, worrying her bottom lip between her teeth. "Thank you, Mr Miyagi. For not telling my Ma, I mean. I know she means well but I can't sit through another of her safe sex talks."

She picked up her fork and shovelled some rice into her mouth. "And we're being careful. Well..." She averted her gaze, chewing on the inside of her cheek. "Mostly careful."

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has_no_mercy
2021-09-19 05:10 am UTC (link)

Arching an eyebrow at her, he said, "Mostly not good enough. Must be careful all time." He knew Danielle wasn't ready to be a mother, she could barely take care of herself. Neither could Johnny, in all fairness.

Speaking of, he came back in, having taken his pill. "Okay. I'm all covered now." He said, he'd also changed his shorts, just to be doubly sure that he wasn't wearing anything that had cum on it. Danielle was lucky, she was short and could therefore wear his sweatshirt like a dress, practically.

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jerseytough
2021-09-19 05:25 am UTC (link)

Danielle nodded. She knew they needed to be more careful. They couldn't take risks like they had earlier anymore, no matter how good it had felt at the time. And no matter how much she wanted to feel Johnny come inside her without a condom separating them. She wasn't ready to be a mom.

She leaned over to press a quick kiss to Mr Miyagi's cheek, before settling back in her seat. "Thank you."

Speaking of Johnny's sweatshirt... he had lost it forever. It was hers now. She was going to steal it forever. It was actually pretty comfortable. Even if the sleeves were far too long. She still gave it another tug to make sure she was completely covered though.

"All medicated?"

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has_no_mercy
2021-09-19 05:34 am UTC (link)

"Yeah, in about thirty minutes I'm probably going to be falling asleep." He said, looking at her. He knew they'd talked about it while he was out of the room, and he also knew that Mr. Miyagi was going to keep things to himself. Even if maybe he shouldn't.

Johnny opened his soda and took a sip before he moved to cut his fish. "You're a lifesaver, Sensei. I'm so tired of hot pockets." He said, sticking his tongue out at Danielle, he knew she meant well.

And while Danielle may not be ready to be a mom, Johnny really wanted to be a dad. He wanted to be a better one than he'd ever had.

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jerseytough
2021-09-20 12:07 am UTC (link)

"Well, you need to make sure you're in my bed before it hits. I mean it, Johnny. You need to sleep in a proper bed. The sofa isn't comfy enough. It's not gonna help your knee heal up properly."

Danielle stuck her tongue out at Johnny in return. "You take that back! Hot pockets are amazing! They're right up there with mac and cheese and Poptarts." God, Danielle really needed to learn how to cook proper food. She was an embarrassment to the LaRusso name.

But, okay, he had a point. The fish made a nice change. And Mr Miyagi's food always tasted amazing.

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has_no_mercy
2021-09-20 12:36 am UTC (link)

"Babe, no, I am not taking your bed." Johnny immediately disagreed. He figured she was probably right about his knee, but he wasn't kicking her out of her bed. Johnny brushed hair out of his eyes and forked up some rice, wishing he was skilled enough to use chopsticks.

He looked at her. "And I never said they aren't amazing. But we've had them a lot, that's all." He said, reaching out to tickle her side. Then he kissed her cheek. "You and your damn mac and cheese. You'd bleed pasta."

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jerseytough
2021-09-20 02:07 am UTC (link)

"You're the patient and the guest. You should have the bed. Tell him, Mr Miyagi!" Besides, Danielle wasn't suggesting he had to sleep in the bed alone. There wasn't a lot of room, but it could fit two.

She squeaked when he tickled her, trying to squirm out of his grasp. "I can't help it. I'm Italian! You cut any of us open and we bleed pasta." It wasn't her fault mac and cheese was one of the most delicious foods on the planet. She didn't make the rules.

Danielle scooted her chair closer to Mr Miyagi and out of the tickle-zone before forking more rice into her mouth.

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has_no_mercy
2021-09-20 02:40 am UTC (link)

"Danielle-San right, Johnny-San. You need bed." He told him, moving to get more water. Johnny sighed. "Okay, but you have to sleep with me." He told her, he wasn't going to let her sleep on the couch. "I'll sleep better being able to cuddle you anyway."

Mr. Miyagi watched them, a smile on his face. Johnny smirked. "That's kind of stereotypical, isn't it?" He asked, stumbling over the word at first, as if he wasn't sure that was the one he should be using.

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jerseytough
2021-09-20 04:14 am UTC (link)

Danielle shot Johnny a very cocky 'I told you so' look, glad to have Mr Miyagi on her side. But then she couldn't help but blush at Johnny's suggestion, even if she had already been thinking it. "Yeah. Okay. But you start snoring and I will smother you with a pillow," she warned.

She nudged him with her foot, hooking her toes behind his good knee. "It's a stereotype for a reason. Because it's based in truth. Show me one Italian that doesn't love pasta!" Well, there was Danielle's great aunt Marina, but it wasn't so much that she didn't like pasta, more the fact that she was that old and frail that she basically lived on apple sauce, mashed banana or mashed potato so she didn't really count.

Danielle inched her foot further up Johnny's leg, running her toes along his inner thigh as she drank her chocolate milk, oh so innocently.

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has_no_mercy
2021-09-20 04:35 am UTC (link)

Johnny gave her a mock glare. "You are playing a dangerous game, LaRusso." He told her, meaning her foot. Johnny took another bite of his fish, keeping his blue eyes on her. He didn't know what she was thinking, and he hated that.

"I am sure there are lots of Italians who don't like pasta." He said, shaking his head. "There are loads of Italian people, baby." He opined, reaching out with his foot and pulling her chair back towards him. He reached out with his hand, stroking her side through the sweatshirt.

"Babygirl, you are not keeping my shirt."

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jerseytough
2021-09-21 02:04 am UTC (link)

Danielle tilted her head, shooting Johnny an innocent smile as she ran her foot higher before letting it drop. She ate more of her fish and rice, humming sweetly.

She let out another squeak as her chair was pulled towards him, gripping the edge of the table to stop herself from slipping off of her seat.

"Mm. Sorry. I'm afraid I'm going to have to invoke my girlfriend rights. The rights clearly state that all boyfriends' sweatshirts, t-shirts and hoodies become the property of the girlfriends at any given time."