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Daniel LaRusso (seekingbalance) wrote in museful,
@ 2021-07-29 22:22:00

Entry tags:

[meme], [rated] nc17, [rated] r, [warning] possible triggers, crack, dark, fluff, gen, hurt/comfort, love, nsfw, romance, shipping

Minor Injury Meme

A meme for those minor injuries that won't leave you down but make it hard to live your life. The breaks, sprains, and the hurt/comfort that comes with them.

⇥ Post with your character (note the name and fandom and any preferences in the subject line).
↠ You or the people replying roll once for type of injury and again for the scenario or pick your own.
↠ Have fun.

INJURIES

1. SPRAIN: you stepped the wrong way, twisted the wrong way, and something has gone terribly wrong. Just remember RICE - Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation.

2. FRACTURE: You step off the sidewalk, working in the backyard, and suddenly BAM!! But it's not a sprain, oh no, you're in a cast for the duration. Good luck trying to get to work.

3. PULLED: It's not bad enough for medical attention but it still hurts something fierce. Break out the tiger balm or someone to give you a hand because you've pulled something. That awkward moment when you think you want vicodin...and nobody will give it to you.

4. MIGRAINE: Light hurts, air hurts, moving hurts. All you can do is lie in a darkened room and pray for the pounding pain to go away behind your eyes.

5. THE FLU: Maybe you're physically fine – well… all your limbs are working. You just feel like death warmed over.

6. WILDCARD: Anything else you can think of.

SCENARIOS

1. INJURED! WHAT NEXT?: You're out working, you're out having fun, you're out doing something when suddenly you step, twist, move and our bodies demonstrate just how fragile they really are. Quick! someone call the ambulance!

2. THE EMERGENCY ROOM: All the fun of a waiting room with rewards that include crutches, casts, X-Rays, vicodin, and sometimes just that one nurse who says "Yeah there's nothing wrong with you that'll be 400 dollars."

3. HOME AND SETTING UP THE NEST: Hurt, trying to make a space for you to get around. Hopefully someone is there to help you get to your crutches so you can go to the bathroom and make yourself something to eat.

4. PHYSICAL THERAPY HOME EDITION: The obligatory smut option. Do you not see that I'm wearing this cast?

5. OH GOD HELP I'M GOING TO DIE: That awkward moment when the fact that you are bedridden is crushing down on you and you're terrified you'll do something to make the injury worse. Snappish, angry, and rude - who are you going to take it out on?

6. DRIVE ME TO THE DOCTOR THIS SHIT IS COMING OFF: It's time, they say you can come in, take it off, and begin the next stage of recovery. Failing that, you’re going to grab a saw and cut the damn thing off yourself! Will there be joy, laughter, crying, happiness?

7. WILDCARD: Anything else you can think of.

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has_no_mercy
2021-11-12 02:10 am UTC (link)

"Are you sure?" Dutch asked, arching a brow. "Because you're trying awfully hard to keep his happiness in tact for someone who is just friends with him." Dutch said, shrugging his shoulders. Mr. Miyagi was waiting them by the garage, a small smile on his face. Dutch looked at him askance.

His head fell back, and his toes curled into the carpet. Then he exploded, his fingers tugging on her hair lightly. "Fuck, babe!" He gasped, it was so hot when she swallowed his jizz.

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jerseytough
2021-11-12 03:33 am UTC (link)

"Dude, I'm sure. He's my best friend, of course I want him to be happy. I want all my friends to be happy. Even you, you asshole," Bobby shot back. "Besides, you know all the shit he's had to deal with at home and with Kreese. If anyone deserves a break, it's Johnny."

Bobby bowed to Mr Miyagi, smiling politely. "Johnny and Danielle are still sorting the post-its in the bedroom. But we can grab Johnny's bike and stuff from the garage and load it on the truck if that's okay?"

Danielle swallowed down Johnny's seed, giving his softening length a final lick before sitting back on her heels, wiping her mouth on her hand. She tucked him back into his jeans, grabbed the post-its and the pen and pushed them against his chest. "Come on, we really need to finish this," she said as sternly as she could, like she hadn't just had his dick in her mouth.

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has_no_mercy
2021-11-12 04:04 am UTC (link)

Mr. Miyagi bowed back to Bobby. "Sound good." He agreed, as Dutch scratched his head, wondering if he was missing something. Mr. Miyagi said, "Miyagi sure they still sorting." This was said with a knowing nod.

Dutch arched a brow. "Why wouldn't they? Bobby doesn't lie. He's all tight with God and stuff." He said knowledgeably.

"You did just have my cock in your mouth." Johnny told her, but he took the postits from her.

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jerseytough
2021-11-12 05:35 am UTC (link)

Bobby knew Mr Miyagi could see right through the lie. He was pretty sure Dani was right, that Mr Miyagi was some kind of secret mind-reader. Sure, Danielle had a terrible poker face, but Bobby liked to think his was pretty decent.

He gave Dutch a nudge. "Come on. Let's get to work."

Danielle pushed herself to her feet and readjusted her shorts and sweater, fingercombing her hair back into place to try and look a little less like they'd just been fooling around in Johnny's room instead of packing like they were supposed to be doing.

She leaned in to kiss him softly. "I guess I did. Maybe later I'll have your cock in other places too..."

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has_no_mercy
2021-11-15 03:55 am UTC (link)

Dutch looked at both him and Mr. Miyagi, sure something was being said that he didn't get. His eyes narrowed as his brain worked. "Um, okay." He said, still unsure. He moved to start gathering up the things that went with Johnny's motorcycle, sure that he was probably never going to figure it out.

Johnny kissed her back, trying not to let it go to his toes, because then he'd be all hard again. "Hush, you, if you want me to be able to finish packing." He told her, deftly tickling her side, as he pushed himself up and moving over to his bookshelf, leaning against the wall and scribbling M on a post it and sticking it to one of the shelves.

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jerseytough
2021-11-16 05:19 am UTC (link)

Bobby patted Dutch on the shoulder, giving him a look that said 'I'll explain later', before helping him gather up Johnny's stuff from the garage.

Danielle squirmed away from those tickling fingers, letting out a laugh. She snatched the post-it's from Johnny and swiped the pen. She wrote a large letter D on it and stuck it on Johnny's chest right over his heart. "There. That's definitely coming to the apartment with me," she said, smiling.

She handed back the stack of post-its and the pen and opened up Johnny's wardrobe. She pulled out his red leather Cobra Kai jacket and slipped it on. It was too long in the arms for her, but who could resist a red leather jacket? "What about this? I bet we could remove the patch and replace it with something else if you wanted."

"And what about all your trophies? The apartment or Mr Miyagi's?"

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has_no_mercy
2021-11-19 09:48 pm UTC (link)

Johnny was busy writing on a post it and almost didn't hear her. He put a D on the crate full of his CDs. "Um, I think maybe I'll let it go. Unless you want it." He told her, she did look pretty hot in it. But then again, she looked hot in most things.

He added another D to another crate of albums, and then carefully moved over to the closet with her. "Most of this can go, except my band tee shirts, of course." He said, leaning against the wall, assessing what was in front of him.

Then he made a face at the mention of his trophies. "I don't know that I want to be reminded of Cobra Kai and keep them." He said, wondering if she was about to talk him out of it.

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jerseytough
2021-11-24 04:24 am UTC (link)

It was definitely far too hot for a sweater and a leather jacket but Danielle made no attempt to remove it. She was certain they could easily unpick the stitches on the patch to remove it and replace it with something better.

She looked at Johnny, nose scrunching a little. "Whatever you want, babe. It's up to you. But... those trophies... those aren't Cobra Kai's victories. They're your victories. Cobra Kai has taken so much from you, don't let them take anything else from you." Danielle leaned in to press a kiss to the corner of Johnny's mouth.

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