“I was hoping for a nice sit down dinner…”
“Well, Eris, You are rather certifiable.”
“Cheeky. That's no way to talk to your mother."
Ate laughed, and looked at Eris. “Oh, right… like any sane person would want to figure out the seating arrangements for this dinner, if they were hoping to avoid bloodshed? We’re doing a buffet. Listen to your caterer.”
“Caterer?”
“Mmm. You’ll get my bill. You’re sure you want to unleash this sort of crazy?”
“I just want everyone to get along.”
“You invited the wrong family for that.”
Eris lifted a brow at her daughter’s retort, and shook her head. “You're a horrible daughter. So, here in the garden, you think?”
Ate glanced around her mother’s garden, and smirked as she nodded. “You’ve got what... Venus fly traps, yellow trumpets, cobra lilies, hemlock, belladonna, fox glove, white oleander… I don’t see why anyone wouldn’t want to dine amidst the carnivorous and poisonous, but it’s not like you can uninvite the family now, is it?”
“You’re in a foul mood.”
“Gee. Considering I’ve been shanghaied into cooking for a dinner I don’t want to be at for people I don’t want to see in a place where I’ve been officially banned… and the easiest bit since it all has been convincing Hori that Curry with Sprinkles really wasn’t the thing to make… Yeah. I’m in a mood.”
“Bah. Away with you.”
Eris shoo’ed Ate toward the kitchen, and surveyed the garden. Ate did have a point… there was a lot less that needed doing if they were going to have it out here. She manifested some bistro chairs in various groupies around the garden paths, as well as some wrought iron chairs, and watched contently as a string of Chinese paper lanterns hung themselves along the privacy hedges and over the garden. Rather then candles, each one produced an orb of darkness – her parents would be bright enough for anyone.
Along the side of the temple near the kitchens she conjured a long buffet table, then moved it toward the pool, Thwarting any plan Ate might have of hiding in the kitchen all night. If forcing your child to mingle with relatives at a family party wasn’t part of parenting, she didn’t know what was. Pleased with the way the garden looked, she moved toward the kitchen, watching as Ate did her thing.
“Need help?”
“I’m good.”
“What have you made?”
“Fried chicken, baked ziti, potato salad, ceasar salad, pasta salad, Shish kebab… plus crudités and an olive tray for starters, and for dessert, svinghi and kataifi.”
“Impressive.”
“Eh. You taught me how to make most of it…”
“Ahh.. and that school in France had nothing to do with it?” Eris smiled as she saw the look on Ate’s face. “You didn’t think I knew about that.”
“Didn’t think you’d care.”
“I pay more attention than you think.”
“Any attention is generally more than I think.”
“Am I really that horrid?”
“Eris… I have a lot of stuff to do. Won’t people be here any minute?”
“So that’s a yes.”
“No, it’s… no. You weren’t. We don’t have time for this conversation right now.”
“Your sister thinks this is a good time to bury the hatchet.”
“There is no hatchet. We’re never going to have some deep mother/daughter bond you seem to want lately.”
“But we could be friendlier. We could both probably benefit from that.”
“Probably. You’re beating around the bush about something… spit it out.”
“I’ll spit it out if you tell me why you’re in such a bitchy mood.”
“Will it get you to leave my kitchen? Fine.”
“My kitchen… but yes. Very well… Apollo’s asked me to marry him. I told him we needed to talk to family first.. especially Elpis. But I’d like it if the rest of you were ok with it.” She canted her head as she watched her eldest’s reaction, a bit surprised at the total lack of response. “ Your turn.”
“The only thing bothering me currently is the fact that I’m going to have very little time to get changed.”
Eris frowned, a bit perturbed at the reaction, or lack there of, and was about to argue it a bit when she heard something in the front of the temple, indicating someone had actually arrived on time.
“Yes.. do change first. I’m going to see who’s here. Yell if you need anything…”
She swept out of the kitchen, leaving Ate to finish whatever it was she was doing with various bowls and trays, making her way to the main hall, a smirk growing slowly across her lips. Oh, her parents were going to just love this… she knew it.