Paxton Wolanski || Sandman (phobophobia) wrote in monte_rpg, @ 2012-05-22 23:39:00 |
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Entry tags: | angrboða, helen, isis, njörðr, paimon, phobetor, sedna |
BEST. COLON. FLUSH. EVER.
Not really. I missed a day of work. I blame the hot chick with the cupcakes. She told me to take one. And I did. And then I got sick. It wasn't my breakfast. Yes, I did drop the piece of toast on the floor. But the 5 Second Rule dictates that one has 5 Mississippis to get what has fallen on the floor before it becomes diseased and inedible.
And my kitchen isn't that bad.
I'd say I learned my lesson, but I haven't. A good colon flush is good every once in a while. So, thank you cupcake, for makin' me just a little bit healthier.