|Sherlock Holmes (deducingyou) wrote in marinasylum,|
@ 2011-05-20 04:25:00
|Entry tags:||c.c., daniel osbourne, lavi, lelouch vi britannia, light yagami, lloyd asplund, miles edgeworth, minako arisato, sherlock holmes|
[ Open | Voice/Video/Action ]
Good evening, Marina.
My name is Sherlock Holmes. Some of you may recall that I conducted a brief survey about the prison's criminal record. As promised, I am broadcasting the results. Those of you that have asked for the actual documentation will have already received it, or else it is in en route by post.
The sample size was fourty-two individuals, including myself. Answers were only drawn from thirty-eight, as many refused or otherwise did not give me complete information for tally. Four of you - that is nearly ten percent - did your best to have your fun with me.
Seventy-four (27 people, 1 creature) percent of the sample population have been charged with at least one violent crime.
Twenty-one (8 people) are charged solely with nonviolent crimes.
The remaining five percent (2) are accessories.
Ninety-two (35) percent admit to being guilty, and eight percent (3) claim to be innocent entirely. Five percent (2) of all crimes surveyed are possibly 'future crimes', meaning those charged have yet to commit their crimes.
Of age, the majority are over eighteen years old, but just barely. Fourty-two percent (16) are under eighteen and fifty-eight (22) are eighteen or older. Sixteen percent (6) are over thirty, and eight percent (3) claim to be immortal.
The youngest age is 449 days, the oldest non-immortal is fifty.
One of those surveyed is confirmed to be an animal, or otherwise some manner of creature. There may have been more, but due to the nature of the communicator, I can only perceive by video in such an instant.
[ One can hear the occasional twang throughout this delivery. He's toying with his violin, idly tuning the instrument. Sherlock does not love anything, but this is as good, in some ways, as a drug when it comes to pacifying him. ]
I am open now for intelligent discussion regarding the results. You may also request a copy of the documentation of this survey - if this is the case, you may be asked to pick it up yourself. This is at my discretion, as I have received one death threat and most instances of confrontation are arduous to me. Provide your name if you want the documents by post.
(( OOC: Sherlock is lounging in the library. If you're there at the time, you can see him chattering into the communicator and plucking at the violin. He's only broadcasting his voice right now, but any media of response is welcome.
Results may be remedied as time passes. I was a derp and forgot to have him ask this or that to complete everything. ))