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Tweak says, "YEAH! OKAAAY!"

MarinaNova NPCs (marinanova_npc) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2015-04-27 10:05:00

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:mingle, aidan reilly, aigis, alex karev, artemis crock, carol peletier, charlotte charles, doctor facilier, haruka tenoh, ianto jones, inara serra, jack harkness, james howlett/logan, johanna mason, kanji tatsumi, kitty pryde (aoa), kitty pryde (evolution), loki laufeyson, malcolm reynolds, martha jones, nico di angelo, sarah williams, shallan davar, spencer reid, spike, tieria erde, ton phanan, wally west

Day 321 : Secret Swap Mingle
["Secret secrets are no fun, secret secrets hurt someone."

Today, secrets will be a little less secretive than usual.]

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	readystopwatch 2015-05-13 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	Because if he was trying to teach me this we probably would have started having sex by now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2015-05-14 10:40 am UTC (link)
	[ Ew. Ew ew ew . ] Okay, we're done here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2015-05-14 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry, I'll let it go. [FOR NOW. The amusement does fade to something more serious after a moment though.] I think it's because he can't die. He tends to jump in front of a bullet rather than rely on its target to dodge, if that makes any sort of sense. He can protect people in a unique way, but I think he's forgotten that maybe he doesn't always have to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2015-05-14 01:58 pm UTC (link)
	That happens. [ He knows it from experience. Sometimes he forgets. Sometimes he gets a little too reckless for his own good. ] He can't always take bullets for you. If he doesn't realize that, he's going to keep on getting you killed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2015-05-14 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	[Its hard because that's ways something he's admired about Jack. Even after all he's been through in his very long life he still does everything he can to protect others.] After this I think it's going to be very difficult to convince him of that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2015-05-14 03:11 pm UTC (link)
	He's an idiot. [ And he says that in the nicest way possible, which is saying a lot. ] What's he going to do, strap himself to you like a kevlar vest? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2015-05-14 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	He's watched me die twice now. I can't imagine what he'll do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2015-05-14 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	Don't let him treat you like a victim. You're not. [ And don't ever tell anyone about this conversation or he will make Ianto a victim. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2015-05-14 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	And here I thought I met every definition of a victim. [He won't tell. He wants these lessons to continue.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2015-05-14 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	You fight back. Believe me, real victims don't fight back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2015-05-14 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose that means a lot, coming from someone who really did attack me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2015-05-14 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	I wasn't attacking you. You'd know if I was attacking you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2015-05-14 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	I was actually referring to the time you ambushed and bit me which I would very much call an attack, thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2015-05-14 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, that's what I was talking about too. That wasn't an attack, it was a warning. I barely hurt you! [ And as he recalls it Ianto got him with a good hit in the jibblies so his point still stands. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2015-05-14 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	We have wildly different opinions of what constitutes an attack. In my mind a warning is more along the lines of a strongly worded letter. Although I suppose if you compare it to Jack when you swapped bodies it was a slight less disgusting bit. [Yeah he still thinks vampire bits are gross and unhygienic.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2015-05-14 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	[ Your mom gross and unhygienic! ] Oh yeah, lets talk about that some more. [ Ugh. ] I don't want to know what kind of disgusting sex games you played in my body. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2015-05-14 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	[His mom's dead okay Spike don't be that guy.] We didn't do anything. Shocking as it may be I am not actually attracted to you. It would have been weird and gross. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2015-05-14 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	[ So is his, what's your point. ] At least one of you hasn't lost his bloody mind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2015-05-14 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	[Another thing they can bond over!] To be fair the fact that you look like his ex may likely be influencing both of us on this issue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2015-05-14 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	[ He scoffs. If it wasn't for his face twin, none of this would've happened. ] Who was that guy, anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

readystopwatch
2015-05-14 06:59 pm UTC (link)

John Hart? Well that's not his real name. He just showed up out of the rift one day, nearly blew us all up trying to get some gem, snogged Jack and then vanished. He reappeared a few months later, blew up half the city, buried Jack alive under it some two thousand years in the past and got two of our team mates killed. [A pause, then the most annoying thing] And he calls me Eye Candy.

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	chipswiththat 2015-05-14 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	[ He's not sure if he feels better or worse now that he has some details. Better because this sets them apart and worse because honestly, some of that sounds like stuff he'd do. Ugh. ] What a wanker. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2015-05-14 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. [It is very obvious how much Ianto hates this guy.] I know they were Time Agents together and were stuck in a two week time loop for five years which I suppose counts as a functional relationship. He is a real wanker, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

chipswiththat
2015-05-14 07:53 pm UTC (link)

Somehow I'm not surprised. [ Once upon a time he used to be good at relationships. Then Harmony happened. He doesn't feel like he has the right to be quite so arrogant after that clusterfuck. He does however really like talking about them and it feels kind of weird to do so while sober and being pounded by Jack's current boytoy.

He shifts his weight. Awkward. ]

You wanna... go grab a pint or something?

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	readystopwatch 2015-05-14 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	[You know you love her, Blondie Bear. And yeah this is weird but you know what? He's okay with it.] Sure. As long as it's not at the Devil's Compass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)