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AI Savvy (ai_savvy) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-05-27 11:54:00

Entry tags:

:day post, :savvy, asami sato, dirk strider, duo maxwell, elena gilbert, helen magnus, jack harkness, kitty pryde (aoa), malcolm reynolds, rebekah mikealson, sam winchester

DAY 221 — Morning Greeting
[ Wakey wakey, criminals! You've got a fast-talking, metallic baritone yelling at you over the loudspeakers! ]

Gooooodmorning you little cretins! It's a stormy day here in Squall Asylum so all you happy campers out there better not be scared of lightning.

It's day... eh, who cares. It's a day and we've got a whole buttload of refugees in the house, isn't that exciting? I'm Savvy and I'll be your generous overlord on this fine, fine day. I'd introduce you to my co-pilot Au Courant, but what's the point of spending all the surprises in one go, huh? Exactly.

As you may have noticed, Dorothy, you are no longer in Kansas. Our fellow colleagues over at MarinaNova had some technical difficulties on their hands and asked us to babysit your sorry asses until they've got their shit in order. I know, it sucks for us too but what can you do. If I may direct your attention to the snazzy little headsets you've got, you'll now be able to find a map over Squall Asylum through the menu function. As you may have noticed, we're not quite as posh as your cushiony correctional facility and what you can do about that is sit down, shut up and deal.

Rations will be handed out through the pickup window. Don't try to sneak in for seconds, we know what your DNA looks like. Also, for the sake of everyone's happiness, clean up after yourselves. Your mama doesn't work here.

Oh, and one more thing.... to show our benevolence to you poor, unfortunate souls, there will be no mandatory activities today. Consider it a gift from the bottom of our circuits. You're welcome.

(( OOC: Welcome to Squall Asylum! All Kiosk requests will be handled by Savvy! Event info can be found over here! ))

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	ai_savvy 2013-05-27 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	No, you're absolutely right. You've finally made me see the light — I think I'll stop maintaining your life support and go finish that novel I always wanted to write. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lifelines 2013-05-27 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	[ that's a slight twitch of her lips. she says nothing in response, though. at least she knows he's paying attention. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-27 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	What, no response? C'mon organic, you can't leave me hanging like this! How will I fill my life with meaning? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lifelines 2013-05-27 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	You'll either find a way or you'll continue to taunt us. Really, it's up to you at this point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-27 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	Touché, little lady! If I was into the kinky stuff, I'd ask you to run those grubby hands of yours all over my wires. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lifelines 2013-05-28 06:55 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't suggest that. Someone might get jealous. Or I might hit the wrong one and blow us both up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-28 11:08 am UTC (link)
	If you've got a gentleman caller you'd like to get rid of, I can arrange for that you know. It's so easy to get lost in the paperwork. As for blowing something up... isn't that what organic copulation is about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lifelines 2013-05-28 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	It's been a very long time since I've had that happen, but if it does, I'll let you know. [ as for the second part, she's caught between being horribly offended and horribly amused. ] So they say. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-29 11:07 am UTC (link)
	Wouldn't you know? Being an organic and all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lifelines 2013-05-30 01:28 am UTC (link)
	That's for me to know and you to wonder at. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-30 12:24 pm UTC (link)
	Gosh, you got me good there little lady! I think I'll have to go cry some ones and zeros over my unfulfilled existence! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lifelines 2013-05-30 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Poor thing. [ amused. so amused. ] However, I think it's about time I bid farewell. There's still a lot left to do with my last day of freedom. [ semi-freedom, really. but y'know, if this guy's got things in mind, she has a feeling "mandatory activities" won't be pleasant. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-31 09:10 am UTC (link)
	You're breaking my heart... but alright. Scurry along, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lifelines 2013-06-01 06:46 am UTC (link)
	I think you're more than capable of patching up your poor heart without me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-06-01 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	So much faith in me. I'm touched! Really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lifelines 2013-06-02 06:48 am UTC (link)
	Careful or you may find yourself electrified by the amount of faith I've given you. [ she really needs to be stopped. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-06-02 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	You know, that does sound pretty tempting. Perhaps I'll take my chances. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lifelines 2013-06-04 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	Well, then. Perhaps I'll return to find out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-06-04 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	I'll wait with baited electrons. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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