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Tweak says, "theres naught so queer as folk"

AI Savvy (ai_savvy) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-05-27 11:54:00

Entry tags:

:day post, :savvy, asami sato, dirk strider, duo maxwell, elena gilbert, helen magnus, jack harkness, kitty pryde (aoa), malcolm reynolds, rebekah mikealson, sam winchester

DAY 221 — Morning Greeting
[ Wakey wakey, criminals! You've got a fast-talking, metallic baritone yelling at you over the loudspeakers! ]

Gooooodmorning you little cretins! It's a stormy day here in Squall Asylum so all you happy campers out there better not be scared of lightning.

It's day... eh, who cares. It's a day and we've got a whole buttload of refugees in the house, isn't that exciting? I'm Savvy and I'll be your generous overlord on this fine, fine day. I'd introduce you to my co-pilot Au Courant, but what's the point of spending all the surprises in one go, huh? Exactly.

As you may have noticed, Dorothy, you are no longer in Kansas. Our fellow colleagues over at MarinaNova had some technical difficulties on their hands and asked us to babysit your sorry asses until they've got their shit in order. I know, it sucks for us too but what can you do. If I may direct your attention to the snazzy little headsets you've got, you'll now be able to find a map over Squall Asylum through the menu function. As you may have noticed, we're not quite as posh as your cushiony correctional facility and what you can do about that is sit down, shut up and deal.

Rations will be handed out through the pickup window. Don't try to sneak in for seconds, we know what your DNA looks like. Also, for the sake of everyone's happiness, clean up after yourselves. Your mama doesn't work here.

Oh, and one more thing.... to show our benevolence to you poor, unfortunate souls, there will be no mandatory activities today. Consider it a gift from the bottom of our circuits. You're welcome.

(( OOC: Welcome to Squall Asylum! All Kiosk requests will be handled by Savvy! Event info can be found over here! ))

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	ai_savvy 2013-05-27 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you organics and your sensitive fashion sense. That's really your main concern here? Dont' waste my time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-05-27 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	There's plenty'o concerns. But then I've had concerns since I landed in the firs' prison a few days ago. They gave me my coat back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-27 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	They also gave you an iceskating rink but you don't see one of those around here, do you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-05-28 12:35 am UTC (link)
	Don't care about an ice skating rink. Don't know what it is even. Don't really want it. But I do want my jacket. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-28 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Sucks to be you then, doesn't it? Jumpsuit. Scrubs. If you're cold, we've graciously provided you with blankets. Take your pick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-05-28 02:45 am UTC (link)
	[Mal supposes he shouldn't complain. He had, after all, spent his first half hour at the other prison wondering why it wasn't like a normal prison. Now he had his wish. Instead he tries to come up with a witty comment, but finding nothing, he instead angrily pushes the off button and stalks away grumbling.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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