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Tweak says, "I know you are but what am I?"

Xander Harris (notapirate) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-02-06 01:30:00

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buffy summers, cordelia chase, eric northman, itachi uchiha, piper halliwell, spike, xander harris

Day 205 [action | open]
[Welcome to the life of Xander Harris where he's familiar with sex bots—not that he ever used! But kissing bots are of the new variety. On one hand these are amazing. On the other he could get stuck with someone like Angel or Spike. So they aren't amazing. They are bad. Very bad. He should be hiding in his room. Why is he not hiding in his room?]

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	notapirate 2013-02-08 12:46 am UTC (link)
	I promise, the very next time I get the chance I'll be just covered in stakes, but right now this isn't helping. [He kicks at it some. Break. BREAK! So unbroken.] And I did a spell once. Love spell. Ended badly. Also don't see it helping us right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

chipswiththat
2013-02-08 08:37 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, I heard 'bout that. [ Sideways glare. Making Dru all magically infatuated didn't exactly make him feel any better about Xander, to tell you the truth. ] At least I had th' common decency to hire a professional.

[ Not that he actually went through with it, which really is a point for him. Don't mess around with magic. Also, this barrier is not getting any bigger. There may be some involuntary nudging. ]

Oh, c'mon! They can't be serious!

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	notapirate 2013-02-15 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, I was broke and had extra candles. [He looks up at the bot when Spike reacts to the nudging.] We don't kiss! We are not people who should be kissing. Ever. There could be trauma. This is a bad tradition. Let us go! [Direct appeals work every time, right? Or never. Do they also work never?] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-02-15 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	[ The jury is leaning towards never. Sorry. ] Do you talk to your toaster too? [ He mumbles a "moron" under his non-breath before going back to the task of beating against the barrier, because that worked so great the last time. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-02-26 04:44 am UTC (link)
	Sometimes. When it's slow and it needs some encouragement to give me hot poptart goodness. [Why is he defending this? Also, getting closer is happening because barrier shrinkage is happening.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-03-01 03:00 pm UTC (link)
	[ Too close for comfort. It's starting to become difficult to not touch and that's something that kind of makes his skin crawl a little bit. Needless to say he's pressing against the barrier best he can to push off the inevitable. ] And here I thought you couldn't be any more daft... [ Grr. ] What kind of Scoobie leaves th' house without a stake anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-03-06 02:16 pm UTC (link)
	The kind who will never ever do it again! [He is also pushing with all his limited Xander might] And that is not helping! [The comments and the pushing.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-03-06 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	Who said I was tryin' to help?! [ Yeah, okay... getting crowded in here. Xander-germs are officially a thing to consider. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-03-13 04:17 am UTC (link)
	Oh, so now you want to kiss me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-03-13 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	What?! Like hell I do! But unless you have a better idea... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-03-20 02:32 am UTC (link)
	I have never wanted to have a better idea in my life. ... ... ...But no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-03-20 01:00 pm UTC (link)
	Trust me, I'd love to watch you get squished to a pulp. I'd even bring popcorn. Sharing that experience with you though? Bit too intimate. [ Stall until you cannot stall no more. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-03-21 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	[Why is it shrinking so much? He is getting pushed cloooooser. There may be vampire pressing soon.] Spike, for once I totally agree with you. We do this and never speak of it again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

chipswiththat
2013-03-21 08:50 pm UTC (link)

[ Xander pressage. Ugh. Only slightly better than Xander germs but if you have to choose the latter to avoid getting slammed with both you might as well avoid the former if you can. ]

Believe me, if you mention this again it'll be the last thing you say.

[ Okay... getting too close for comfort and like hell he'll just take it like a zitty high schooler behind the bleachers. Don't be scurred now, Xander. He'll just reach up and grab your hair and take you in the least romantic way possible. ]

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	notapirate 2013-03-22 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	[He didn't want romance at all, but could it also feel less like passion? Is it telling he thinks of that as passion? Shh. He's just going to close his eyes and think of cheese.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

chipswiththat
2013-03-22 07:30 pm UTC (link)

[ Remember that chip in his head? The one that flares up as soon as he so much as has the intent to hurt a human being? Yeah, this is the best you can get that isn't romance but also isn't hatred. Just go with it, man. Buy some bleach.

Luckily, they don't have to keep it up for long before confetti happens. Needless to say Spike steps off with a shove against Xander's shoulder and then he's just all too occupied with wiping his mouth to care about anything else. ]

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	notapirate 2013-03-22 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	[A surprised Xander goes stumbling backward, but manages not to fall. That's something, right? He looks at Spike for a moment. There's nothing to say right now, right? Right. Never happened. Never happened. Never happened.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-03-23 12:23 am UTC (link)
	[ Why are you wasting time on looking, Xander? He's already turning on his heel and leaving as quickly as he can before another one of those blasted things show up. Never ever happened. Already washed clean from his memory. Yep. Maybe he should go punch someone in the face and see if an electric shock to the brain will do the trick. ] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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