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Tweak says, "And Crackerjacks!"

Xander Harris (notapirate) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-02-06 01:30:00

Entry tags:

buffy summers, cordelia chase, eric northman, itachi uchiha, piper halliwell, spike, xander harris

Day 205 [action | open]
[Welcome to the life of Xander Harris where he's familiar with sex bots—not that he ever used! But kissing bots are of the new variety. On one hand these are amazing. On the other he could get stuck with someone like Angel or Spike. So they aren't amazing. They are bad. Very bad. He should be hiding in his room. Why is he not hiding in his room?]

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	notapirate 2013-02-07 05:12 am UTC (link)
	[Ninja should be louder. At least Xander will start thinking this relatively soon when he walks far too close to one without realizing it and finds himself unable to continue walking because there is an invisible wall there now.] What? Who? [He turns to see who he's with this time.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	peacefulunrest 2013-02-11 03:02 am UTC (link)
	[Itachi reaches out a hand before running into the wall of the barrier himself. He turns to look at the person he's been trapped with even as the robot beeps happily for their capture.] Hn...you again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-02-15 04:39 am UTC (link)
	It's me. Kind of wishing it wasn't me, but it is. It always is... Today is going to be the day I kiss a zombie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	peacefulunrest 2013-03-01 06:39 am UTC (link)
	Zombie? [Most definitely not the word that Itachi has used before. Although he may have heard Kitty mention it before.] Is that the term for the resurrected? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-03-04 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. Yes, it is. [Kind of shocked by the lack of knowing this.] Are you telling me you've never even heard of zombies? What about all the great zombie movies? [How is he even worried about this right now?] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	peacefulunrest 2013-03-04 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	[Itachi is confused by his reaction.] I do not believe movies in my world focus on such things, but they are of little consequence to me. I don't spare time for them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-03-06 06:06 am UTC (link)
	Hey! Zombie movies are worth a little spare time, okay? They might seem like B movies. [Pause] Some of them are B movies, but that just works in their favor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	peacefulunrest 2013-03-06 06:12 am UTC (link)
	[The barrier is shrinking and Xander is talking about the merits of movies Itachi is not sure his world even has.] I doubt a movie about such forbidden techniques has been made. Should we be getting this over with? I can survive being crushed to death, but humans are usually more fragile. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-03-06 02:18 pm UTC (link)
	This. [The kissing of a zombie man. Sure, why not rush into that. Why would he ever want to put it off?] Right. Like ripping off a bandaid. [But way worse.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	peacefulunrest 2013-03-06 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	I would rather not be forced into making you comply. [Red eyes swirl as they stare at Xander, which hopefully is more than enough of a warning. Itachi has had enough with Xander's reticent behavior. He reaches out to grab Xander's chin to hold him still and then lays a short, but direct kiss on his lips. Prepare for the dry feeling of clay-like flesh.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-03-13 04:46 am UTC (link)
	[There is no time for a comeback for that and ew, ew, ew, ew, EW! Huh, that feels strange. Kind of clammy? Is this what people mean when they say clammy or is that more relating to clams? He doesn't want to think about clams right now. Aaaaand pulling back.] Not okay! [But at least it worked? Confetti!] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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