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Tweak says, "why aren't you studying?"

John Egbert ≈ ectoBiologist (windkind) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2012-10-16 21:38:00

Entry tags:

dave strider (b2), dirk strider, euphemia li britannia, jake english, jane crocker, john egbert, kira yamato, momo mizrahi, prospitian monarch, roxy lalonde, vriska serket

day 198 ≈ video
[The video clicks on to show a kid who isn't really sure what expression to make. His expression seems to settle into one of confusion after a minute or two.]

I guess I wasn't really expecting to wake up here after that whole dream bubble thing. Then again I probably was never expecting to wake up in a prison?

I am not really sure about this crimes list they gave me, though. I mean I did do some of these, but uh... Most of these were from playing a video game, so I don't really know if those count? Also I wasn't really driving that car??

Oh man, I am going to start rambling! Anyway, I am new here apparently, so hi. My name is John! I wonder if anyone else I know is here? On second thought, I hope not. That would really suck.

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	[Video] timedysphoria 2012-10-19 06:09 am UTC (link)
	Well, yeah, I told you my name already. But I don't know a John that looks like you. You ain't no John Cusack, kid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Video] windkind 2012-10-23 03:48 am UTC (link)
	No, I mean... You are Dave! You got really old. I'm your best bro, dude. You know, John Egbert? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Video] timedysphoria 2012-10-23 04:20 am UTC (link)
	[He kind of feels like someone just put a knife through his heart. He feels like he should know them...] We've never met from my point of view. I didn't have a best bro by your name. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Video] windkind 2012-10-23 04:42 am UTC (link)
	I am calling bullshit! I know that you're older for some reason but I am pretty sure your memory isn't that bad. This is a lame prank. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Video] timedysphoria 2012-10-23 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Are we seriously having this conversation? I have no idea who you are, Jesus Christ. Pranks aren't even my thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Video] windkind 2012-10-23 05:07 am UTC (link)
	I know, that is why I said it was a lame prank, since I am the prankster and you aren't. [Why is Dave keeping up this charade, what is going on.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Video] timedysphoria 2012-10-23 05:11 am UTC (link)
	I don't know who you are. If I've ever seen your face, I would know. You don't work the movie industry and not remember who've you worked with or the top names and faces. We've never met in my lifetime. You might have been friends with a Dave Strider, but it wasn't me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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windkind
2012-10-23 05:25 am UTC (link)

[He's just starting to get irritated now.]

No, you are definitely him. You look like him even if you are older. I can prove it!

You're an insufferable prick who tries to be ironic even when you really aren't and you grew up with your bro. Your favorite drink is apple juice and you like to preserve dead stuff which is kind of gross but also kind of cool and you fill my pesterchum with pages and pages of raps and useless crap whenever I am not online. You write a shitty webcomic called Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff and before the game you used to send Jade and Rose and me the stuff you mixed on your turntables. Or are you going to say that you do not remember any of them either? This is a really shitty joke, Dave, even for you.

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timedysphoria
2012-10-23 05:39 am UTC (link)

Haha, oh my god. This is a pretty fucking good stunt. But you got some details wrong if you're trying to write my biography.

I never talked to you. Ever. I didn't write a webcomic. Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff is my work in Hollywood. It's a movie, kid. Not a webcomic. I don't know a Jade and I don't know how you know Rose, but we didn't speak to a Jade or a John. It was just us two. I grew up by myself in a shitty apartment in Houston. There was no bro. There was just me and later Rose.

[A beat.] And let's just be clear. I never played whatever game you're referring too. I've played a lot of shitty video games, but I'm pretty sure you're not referring to those.

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	[Video] windkind 2012-10-23 05:53 am UTC (link)
	Bluh, it is not a stunt!! You are the one pulling a stunt here. It has been the four of us for years. We are all best friends with each other and we all played Sburb together and we were all going to finally get to meet up in the new session. I don't get why you don't remember any of this or why are you are way older than me now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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timedysphoria
2012-10-23 06:02 am UTC (link)

You're not listening to me. I never played Sburb in my lifetime. Nothing of what you're saying is applying to my life. I grew up and became a movie director. That's my life. [Minus the part where he basically was behind a huge rebellion and constantly making jabs at a stupid troll with a baking company in his movies. But that isn't important.]

I don't remember it because it didn't happen to me.

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	[Video] windkind 2012-11-13 01:57 am UTC (link)
	That does not make any sense, Dave. Unless you are from the new session that we are apparently heading to but we would still have known each other, I am pretty sure! Also I do not think that you would be older? That is still weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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timedysphoria
2012-11-13 03:17 am UTC (link)

Look, kid. John. We weren't even supposed to meet. You and me. If you're referring to the session that includes Dirk, you'll be meeting him and his friends because they're the players in their session.

By the time you probably meet them I'm not going to be there. I'm dead.

I don't know who you are. I don't know who you were back home. I only ever really spoke to a flighty bitch who went by the name Rose.

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