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Tweak says, "What sanity?"

John Egbert ≈ ectoBiologist (windkind) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2012-10-16 21:38:00

Entry tags:

dave strider (b2), dirk strider, euphemia li britannia, jake english, jane crocker, john egbert, kira yamato, momo mizrahi, prospitian monarch, roxy lalonde, vriska serket

day 198 ≈ video
[The video clicks on to show a kid who isn't really sure what expression to make. His expression seems to settle into one of confusion after a minute or two.]

I guess I wasn't really expecting to wake up here after that whole dream bubble thing. Then again I probably was never expecting to wake up in a prison?

I am not really sure about this crimes list they gave me, though. I mean I did do some of these, but uh... Most of these were from playing a video game, so I don't really know if those count? Also I wasn't really driving that car??

Oh man, I am going to start rambling! Anyway, I am new here apparently, so hi. My name is John! I wonder if anyone else I know is here? On second thought, I hope not. That would really suck.

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	video; skulltop 2012-10-17 02:27 am UTC (link)
	Well that's certainly a strange question because I do, of course. You wouldn't consider it so lame if you had the chance to take a gander at those beauties. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; windkind 2012-10-17 02:42 am UTC (link)
	[gander..............] Uh, ok. If you say so, dude. What kind of "gadgetry" are we even talking about here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; skulltop 2012-10-17 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Uh. Proper names aside- there was this one hammer-y doodad with something like a rainbow on it, I suppose you could say. And a particularly impressive rifle! Ehe, probably about the size of Dirk- that's my best bro. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; windkind 2012-10-17 03:05 am UTC (link)
	That sounds a lot like a silly hammer I had once before I alchemized it into something else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; skulltop 2012-10-17 03:16 am UTC (link)
	[Slow blink.] Say, this may sound like an absurd question, but. Do you perchance know a gal named Jade? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; windkind 2012-10-17 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Yeah! She is one of my best friends and also my sister. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; skulltop 2012-10-17 03:40 am UTC (link)
	[!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] I-- didn't think Grandma had any siblings, but. You had me at sea for a minute there, John, but now it all makes sense. You're the John! The very John I mentioned earlier. My name's Jake! [Happy happy grin.] I had a hand in crafting your birthday present. Did you like it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; windkind 2012-10-17 04:04 am UTC (link)
	It was this whole ectobiology thing, it is still pretty weird to think of her as a sibling sometimes. [He looks thoughtful for a minute before something seems to click.] Wait, are you J? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; skulltop 2012-10-17 04:08 am UTC (link)
	Right o!!! [DOUBLE PISTOLS AND A WINK Yes this is a thing that actually happens.] But you're leaving me on a bit of a cliffhanger here, John! I sincerely hope the gift got you just in time-- when you needed it most! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; windkind 2012-10-17 04:44 am UTC (link)
	Jade told me about you, and that we would probably meet you in the reset session we were supposed to be heading to. And I guess it did! It was a pretty sweet hammer that came in handy. [You know, when he wasn't getting stabbed to death.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; skulltop 2012-10-17 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Oh, uh, I guess you mean something along the lines of time travel? [...Whatever!] But I am glad to hear it. And I have the utmost faith that Jade had only kind things to say about me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; windkind 2012-10-17 05:15 am UTC (link)
	I guess, but I think it is space travel too, since we are traveling to a session that is different from ours somehow. Oh god, speaking of Jade, she is going to flip when I am missing! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; skulltop 2012-10-17 05:21 am UTC (link)
	I don't really understand, but okay. And worry not, John! Apparently, some clone is sent off to replace you while you're serving time here in the slammer. The idea kind of gives me the heebie-jeebies, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; windkind 2012-10-17 05:54 am UTC (link)
	Uh... Yeah, dude, that's creepy. I think Jade will definitely notice if I was replaced by some weird clone of me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; skulltop 2012-10-17 06:13 am UTC (link)
	I heartell they're very convincing - the only difference is they don't engage in some of these so-called heinous crimes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; windkind 2012-10-17 06:16 am UTC (link)
	There are not really any crimes to commit on the ship, I don't think, unless snooping through Dave's stuff counts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; skulltop 2012-10-17 06:21 am UTC (link)
	Dave-- you're on a ship with Mr. Dave Strider?? [It doesn't really click in his head yet how impossible that is.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; windkind 2012-10-18 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Not really? I am on a ship with Dave sprite. And since when is Dave a mister? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; skulltop 2012-10-18 12:48 pm UTC (link)
	[When Jake started to have a huge honking crush on him that's when.] He insists that I call him Dave, but I conjecture that that hardly gives him the amount of respect a man like him deserves! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; windkind 2012-10-23 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Pfft, a man like him? Dude, he is not really worthy of any kind of respect like that. I mean, he is a pretty great guy but he is not even really that cool even if he is my best friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; skulltop 2012-10-23 04:18 am UTC (link)
	[THERE IS WAY TOO MUCH GOING ON IN THAT RESPONSE.] I never read about a best friend waiting in the wings. The forums never mentioned you! But I must say as his best friend you should more than realize the genius behind his theatrical masterpieces! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; windkind 2012-10-23 04:40 am UTC (link)
	[Oh my god what is wrong with this guy.] Uh... Forums? Theatrical masterpieces? What are you talking about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; skulltop 2012-10-23 05:02 am UTC (link)
	Haven't you seen sbahj the movovie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; windkind 2012-10-23 05:10 am UTC (link)
	SBAHJ is just Dave's shitty webcomic. I don't know anything about a movie. He probably wishes he could make a movie out of it, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; skulltop 2012-10-23 06:05 am UTC (link)
	John, I must admit I am really confused! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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