Dirk Strider (smuppeteer) wrote in marinanova, @ 2012-09-11 21:15:00 |
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We're all in prison, which means we're all filthy, vile criminals. So I'm curious, everyone.
What did you do? What is it that made the wardens believe you deserve to be locked away in an inverted aquarium for the rest of your natural life? Please note that if you're just gonna say "I didn't do anything" or "They made it all up", I'm not interested in hearing it. You're surrounded by other criminals, no one gives a damn. Either answer or don't, it's up to you, but don't respond with bullshit prevarication.
Since it'd be hells of rude to ask without providing an answer of my own, here's what I'm in for: Murder, desecration of a corpse -- same guy I killed, for the record -- tampering with and fleeing the scene of a crime, disturbing the peace, evading arrest. Theft. Burglary. Assault, sedition, treason, trespassing, breaking and entering, destruction of property, eavesdropping, apparently negligence? Internet piracy... heh, smuggling copyrighted materials to a point in time prior to their release. Contributing to the delinquency of a minor, aiding and abetting a voyeur, child pornography... trust me, you don't want to know.
Providing pornography to a minor. Consuming pornography, since I'm fifteen and that's apparently so horrible. Sexual harassment, tattooing a minor (a.k.a. myself) without parental consent, manipulation apparently, piloting a rocketboard without a license, as though there's actually a regulating authority I could've gotten one from in the first place. Illegal transport of human body parts, accessory to a whole bunch of shit, suicide, necrophilia, solicitation of necrophilia, aaaand littering.
Well? I showed you mine, now show me yours.