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Tweak says, "You'd be dead than. LIAR!"

Sirius O. Black (pad_foot) wrote in makebelievenet,
@ 2011-04-17 22:54:00

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benjy fenwick, hermione granger, james sirius potter, rajani bhatti, sirius black

There's geese on the third floor. Sorry about that - I was practicing. Don't step in the poo, children. It is not hygienic and the smell sticks around for hours.

[Benjy]
We don't have any chairs left. We're going on a chair hunt.

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	eldest_potter 2011-04-17 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	So you're the reason there's a goose sitting in front of my door and refusing to move. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2011-04-17 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	It would appear so, yes. If you poke them enough they tend to get a move on. One did go mental and attempted to eat me, but you can't have everything. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	brightest_witch 2011-04-17 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	You really should stop causing mayhem. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2011-04-17 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Should I though? Think of how bored everyone would be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brightest_witch 2011-04-17 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	Think of how quiet it would be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2011-04-17 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	I don't like to think of it. Just the idea of it makes me weep. Have you and Moony found your way out the library yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brightest_witch 2011-04-17 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	Strange, it makes me rather happy. It is a very large library. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2011-04-17 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	Oi. That was uncalled for. You'll break my heart with harsh words like that, Hermione. It's sunny outside. Go outside. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brightest_witch 2011-04-17 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	I doubt that. Then I may take a book outside. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2011-04-17 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	There are no geese outside, I don't think. But they may have found a way out the castle. They are sneaky little buggers. I think I love them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brightest_witch 2011-04-18 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	They seem like the perfect match for you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Sirius benjywenjy 2011-04-17 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	I like having the option to sit somewhere besides the floor. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Benjy pad_foot 2011-04-17 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	So do I. In a perfect world we would have many chairs and none of them would be geese. Sadly, it was never meant to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius benjywenjy 2011-04-17 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Why were our chairs destined to become geese, of all things? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Benjy pad_foot 2011-04-17 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	One was an alarm clock for a moment, but then it became a goose as well. For who can understand the complexities of the human mind? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius benjywenjy 2011-04-17 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose a lack of complexities here might explain it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Benjy pad_foot 2011-04-17 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	Hush, you. You are being very hurtful. Think of my sensitive ego. We can steal chairs from other people's rooms. NO' ONE WILL BE ANY THE WISER!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius benjywenjy 2011-04-17 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	Sensitive ego? Hah! I think your grin could be seen in England from here. I think they might notice when our room has plenty of chairs and geese and no one else has either. Maybe the staff has extra chairs - and perhaps something smaller or easily replaced you could practice on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Benjy pad_foot 2011-04-18 12:06 am UTC (link)
	I'm just a cheery bloke. What are you, the logic patrol? Where's the fun in asking the staff for chairs??? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius benjywenjy 2011-04-18 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Uh-huh. Right. Former Ravenclaw here... And the fun is in not getting an angry mob after us. You could go around transfiguring other people's chairs instead of stealing them and putting the evidence in our rooms. Not that I suggested such. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ms_hedonist 2011-04-18 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Is there a reason you chose geese? (Reply to this)