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Klaus Hargreeves ☂️ | The Umbrella Academy (h4rgreeves) wrote in madisonvalley,
@ 2023-03-01 20:52:00

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!network, !open, rowan fricks (staghead), six (littlesix), wen kexing (scramordie), ~2023 march, ~~gary mendez (gmendez), ~~madison montgomery (surprise_bitch), ~~stefan salvatore (wouldberipper), ~~~ vex (vexingsituation), ~~~rosa ortecho (oldernowyounger), ~~~~klaus hargreeves (k4rgreeves)

So, it's come around again....

National Celery Month.

What a horribly tasteless sadistic vegetable. Only thing it's good for? Ants on a log. Even then it's still all stringy and gross.

It's no wonder the month's dedicated to heavy drinking.

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	staghead 2023-03-02 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Celery isn't that bad. I don't think it deserves a whole month, but it's pretty good. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	h4rgreeves 2023-03-05 04:04 am UTC (link)
	You disappoint me, Ro-bug. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	staghead 2023-03-06 12:08 am UTC (link)
	Cause I like celery? I'm going to try to make you something with it, and see how that goes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	h4rgreeves 2023-03-09 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	No wasting perfectly good garbage-veg, babe! Unless you want to bake it into something and force feed it to Five. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	staghead 2023-03-10 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	It's not wasting it! You'll get a surprise and maybe find you like it depending on how I decide to use it. No! We're not force feeding anything to Five. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	h4rgreeves 2023-03-14 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah you're probably right.. He can get pretty bitey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	staghead 2023-03-16 04:48 am UTC (link)
	And I'd hate to have him hating me since I like him. Just means more celery for me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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