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Klaus Hargreeves ☂️ | The Umbrella Academy ([info]h4rgreeves) wrote in [info]madisonvalley,
@ 2023-03-01 20:52:00

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Entry tags:!network, !open, rowan fricks (staghead), six (littlesix), wen kexing (scramordie), ~2023 march, ~~gary mendez (gmendez), ~~madison montgomery (surprise_bitch), ~~stefan salvatore (wouldberipper), ~~~ vex (vexingsituation), ~~~rosa ortecho (oldernowyounger), ~~~~klaus hargreeves (k4rgreeves)

So, it's come around again....

National Celery Month.

What a horribly tasteless sadistic vegetable. Only thing it's good for? Ants on a log. Even then it's still all stringy and gross.

It's no wonder the month's dedicated to heavy drinking.


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[info]scramordie
2023-03-02 04:07 am UTC (link)
What is Ants on a log? I have not heard of such a thing.

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[info]h4rgreeves
2023-03-02 04:14 am UTC (link)
Oh my sweet sweet summer child.. It's peanut butter smeared on that UNHOLY VEGETABLE dotted with raisins or your tiny snack of choice.

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[info]scramordie
2023-03-02 05:38 am UTC (link)
Why is the vegetable unholy?

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(no subject) - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-02 07:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]scramordie, 2023-03-03 12:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-05 04:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]scramordie, 2023-03-06 09:23 pm UTC

[info]agentplant
2023-03-02 06:11 am UTC (link)
You forgot mixing bloody Marys and hot wings.

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[info]oldernowyounger
2023-03-02 02:37 pm UTC (link)
Came here to say just that...even if I'd be drinking Virgin Marys these daysw.

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[info]agentplant
2023-03-02 06:43 pm UTC (link)
That really sounds awful, but maybe it's because I'm ten years old.

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(no subject) - [info]oldernowyounger, 2023-03-02 06:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]agentplant, 2023-03-02 06:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oldernowyounger, 2023-03-02 06:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]agentplant, 2023-03-02 06:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oldernowyounger, 2023-03-02 06:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]agentplant, 2023-03-02 06:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-02 07:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]agentplant, 2023-03-02 07:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-02 07:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oldernowyounger, 2023-03-02 10:31 pm UTC

[info]h4rgreeves
2023-03-02 07:09 pm UTC (link)
I didn't forget Bloody Marys. Just not a big fan of the whole tomatoey lifestyle.

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[info]agentplant
2023-03-02 07:12 pm UTC (link)
It's the only way to eat your vegetables. With vodka.

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(no subject) - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-02 07:20 pm UTC

[info]wouldberipper
2023-03-02 07:02 am UTC (link)
How did celery get its own month?

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[info]h4rgreeves
2023-03-02 07:13 pm UTC (link)
Your guess is as good as mine, maybe even better.

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[info]wouldberipper
2023-03-04 07:01 am UTC (link)
I honestly have no idea.

Is none better than yours?

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(no subject) - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-05 04:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wouldberipper, 2023-03-05 05:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-10 09:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wouldberipper, 2023-03-11 08:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-14 11:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wouldberipper, 2023-03-15 04:59 am UTC

[info]vexingsituation
2023-03-02 07:22 am UTC (link)
What the fuck?

Celery gets a whole month and women only get a day?

The world is fucked.

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[info]h4rgreeves
2023-03-02 07:14 pm UTC (link)
Right?

[Vex]
So I didn't go to the speed dating thing, decided to skip it.

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Klaus
[info]vexingsituation
2023-03-02 08:15 pm UTC (link)
I decided not to go, either.

I decided there's someone I like too much to do speed dating.

A certain Klaus.

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Vex | Klaus - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-05 04:03 am UTC
Re: Vex | Klaus - [info]vexingsituation, 2023-03-05 05:36 pm UTC
Re: Vex | Klaus - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-09 11:43 pm UTC
Vex | Klaus - [info]vexingsituation, 2023-03-10 12:10 am UTC
Re: Vex | Klaus - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-10 09:50 pm UTC
Re: Vex | Klaus - [info]vexingsituation, 2023-03-10 09:53 pm UTC
Re: Vex | Klaus - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-14 11:42 pm UTC
Re: Vex | Klaus - [info]vexingsituation, 2023-03-14 11:55 pm UTC
Re: Vex | Klaus - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-22 09:57 pm UTC
Re: Vex | Klaus - [info]vexingsituation, 2023-03-23 06:36 am UTC
Re: Vex | Klaus - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-28 07:46 pm UTC
Vex | Klaus - [info]vexingsituation, 2023-03-28 07:54 pm UTC

[info]littlesix
2023-03-02 03:26 pm UTC (link)
Ew.

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[info]h4rgreeves
2023-03-02 07:15 pm UTC (link)
Pretty astute, kiddo.

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[info]littlesix
2023-03-02 07:33 pm UTC (link)
Why couldn't it be National Cake Month instead?

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(no subject) - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-02 07:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlesix, 2023-03-02 07:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-05 04:04 am UTC

[info]staghead
2023-03-02 10:30 pm UTC (link)
Celery isn't that bad. I don't think it deserves a whole month, but it's pretty good.

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[info]h4rgreeves
2023-03-05 04:04 am UTC (link)
You disappoint me, Ro-bug.

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[info]staghead
2023-03-06 12:08 am UTC (link)
Cause I like celery? I'm going to try to make you something with it, and see how that goes.

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(no subject) - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-09 11:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]staghead, 2023-03-10 11:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-14 11:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]staghead, 2023-03-16 04:48 am UTC

[info]surprise_bitch
2023-03-03 12:16 am UTC (link)
Yuck. Celery.

[...]

Like whose bright idea was it to dedicate a whole month to celery?

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[info]h4rgreeves
2023-03-05 04:04 am UTC (link)
Someone allergic to happiness.

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[info]surprise_bitch
2023-03-05 04:35 pm UTC (link)
Clearly. The only thing celery is good for is as a garnish in a Bloody Mary.

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(no subject) - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-09 11:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]surprise_bitch, 2023-03-10 01:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-10 09:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]surprise_bitch, 2023-03-10 11:50 pm UTC

[info]gmendez
2023-03-04 11:02 pm UTC (link)
We’re not really expected to EAT that garbage, are we?

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[info]h4rgreeves
2023-03-05 04:06 am UTC (link)
No! There's a resistance brewing.. a small band of warriors myself included have decided that it's National Cake (not carrot) Month.

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(no subject) - [info]gmendez, 2023-03-05 05:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-09 11:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gmendez, 2023-03-12 07:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]h4rgreeves, 2023-03-14 11:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gmendez, 2023-03-16 07:31 am UTC

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