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Tweak says, "learn how to use apostrophes!"

bruce banner; always angry (jadejaws) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2016-02-01 22:36:00

Entry tags:

clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), natasha romanova / black widow (616), roman godfrey, sam wilson / falcon, steve rogers / captain america (mcu), tony stark / iron man (mcu)

So I guess I've been kidnapped. And there are probably dinosaurs.

What could possibly go wrong?

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	secretdooryay 2016-02-04 09:58 am UTC (link)
	Banner! So far, what can go wrong is "dinosaurs" and also "no exit door" and also a city-wide glitch where people couldn't stop telling the truth. It was terrible. Like the world's most prolonged Oprah interview. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jadejaws 2016-02-05 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, good. I'm not the only lucky kidnapee. So, some kind of city-wide truth serum or...? Sounds horrible. But also kind of fascinating from a scientific perspective. I guess I should be thankful I wear my demons pretty obviously on the outside most of the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secretdooryay 2016-02-06 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	A bunch of us lucked out. Widow was the early adopter I think. Something like that. I did witness Rogers confess his undying love for his wingman though, so that was something. Other than that it was a lot of teen angst, even from the non-teen crowd. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jadejaws 2016-02-09 03:32 am UTC (link)
	I don't suppose you have a Veronica V.2 sitting around? I get the feeling dinosaurs might not be something the Other Guy will get along with. Really? I mean, that's good news for him. Maybe not the conditions but I mean, good, right? Teen angst though. Can't say I'm disappointed I missed out on all that, honestly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

secretdooryay
2016-02-09 03:57 am UTC (link)

I've been knocking some things together. But come on. The green guy will love locking horns with a T-Rex. It'd make for great TV, too. Maybe we should figure out a Pay-Per-View deal.

It was tragic. As is your conversation with the Widow, FYI. It seems to be not the worst thing, but I try to have no opinions on the love lives of teammates. Mostly because none of you have any except for the one who was secretly married and had tiny agents. Who has a face-double here, by the way. It's confusing.

Tons of seething teen angst. I felt like I should be asked if I was Team Edward.

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	jadejaws 2016-02-09 04:41 am UTC (link)
	I'm going to ignore that first paragraph. I feel like there were a lot of opinions there. For someone who doesn't have any opinions. But, well. Tragic probably applies. To my conversation skills at least. Face doubles do sound confusing, though. Hopefully that's not a trend. But are you Team Edward? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

secretdooryay
2016-02-09 04:50 am UTC (link)

But that was the best paragraph. Hulk on Rex. It's like a Godzilla movie. Come on, Banner. If you don't prune T-Rex herds they overpopulate and eat all the duckbills. That's just science.

Sometimes they slip. I'd offer expertise, but Pepper will tell me no and Romanoff may try to disembowel me. And come on - who wouldn't want another one of them hanging around, just for the sake of curiosity?

Of course. I'm not into furries.

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	jadejaws 2016-02-09 05:16 am UTC (link)
	Natural selection. Also ignoring again. Is Pepper here? I hope Pepper is here. Also appealing to my scientific curiosity is a dirty tactic. Which is more than I needed to know. But I did set myself up for that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secretdooryay 2016-02-09 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Look, there's a lot of room out there, and a lot of things that would try to eat him. Punching first is the best policy here. While I have the video feed going. She is, somewhere. And I figured it would work better than saying you could see if your dicks were the same size. You ask the question, you get the answer. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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