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bruce banner; always angry ([info]jadejaws) wrote in [info]jurassiccitynet,
@ 2016-02-01 22:36:00

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Entry tags:clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), natasha romanova / black widow (616), roman godfrey, sam wilson / falcon, steve rogers / captain america (mcu), tony stark / iron man (mcu)

So I guess I've been kidnapped. And there are probably dinosaurs.

What could possibly go wrong?


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[info]clearmyledger
2016-02-02 06:50 pm UTC (link)
You should never ask that question unless you're prepared for the universe to answer back.

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[info]jadejaws
2016-02-03 09:03 pm UTC (link)
Oh I'm prepared. I just like to get an early start on my pessimism.

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[info]clearmyledger
2016-02-09 03:38 am UTC (link)
I like a man who has his priorities straightened out.

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[info]jadejaws
2016-02-09 03:58 am UTC (link)
Stay calm. Try not to kill anybody. I try to keep it simple..

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[info]secretdooryay
2016-02-04 09:58 am UTC (link)
Banner!

So far, what can go wrong is "dinosaurs" and also "no exit door" and also a city-wide glitch where people couldn't stop telling the truth. It was terrible. Like the world's most prolonged Oprah interview.

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[info]jadejaws
2016-02-05 03:41 pm UTC (link)
Oh, good. I'm not the only lucky kidnapee.

So, some kind of city-wide truth serum or...? Sounds horrible. But also kind of fascinating from a scientific perspective. I guess I should be thankful I wear my demons pretty obviously on the outside most of the time.

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[info]secretdooryay
2016-02-06 08:56 pm UTC (link)
A bunch of us lucked out. Widow was the early adopter I think.

Something like that. I did witness Rogers confess his undying love for his wingman though, so that was something. Other than that it was a lot of teen angst, even from the non-teen crowd.

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[info]jadejaws
2016-02-09 03:32 am UTC (link)
I don't suppose you have a Veronica V.2 sitting around? I get the feeling dinosaurs might not be something the Other Guy will get along with.

Really? I mean, that's good news for him. Maybe not the conditions but I mean, good, right? Teen angst though. Can't say I'm disappointed I missed out on all that, honestly.

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[info]secretdooryay
2016-02-09 03:57 am UTC (link)
I've been knocking some things together. But come on. The green guy will love locking horns with a T-Rex. It'd make for great TV, too. Maybe we should figure out a Pay-Per-View deal.

It was tragic. As is your conversation with the Widow, FYI. It seems to be not the worst thing, but I try to have no opinions on the love lives of teammates. Mostly because none of you have any except for the one who was secretly married and had tiny agents. Who has a face-double here, by the way. It's confusing.

Tons of seething teen angst. I felt like I should be asked if I was Team Edward.

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[info]jadejaws
2016-02-09 04:41 am UTC (link)
I'm going to ignore that first paragraph.

I feel like there were a lot of opinions there. For someone who doesn't have any opinions. But, well. Tragic probably applies. To my conversation skills at least. Face doubles do sound confusing, though. Hopefully that's not a trend.

But are you Team Edward?

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[info]secretdooryay
2016-02-09 04:50 am UTC (link)
But that was the best paragraph. Hulk on Rex. It's like a Godzilla movie. Come on, Banner. If you don't prune T-Rex herds they overpopulate and eat all the duckbills. That's just science.

Sometimes they slip. I'd offer expertise, but Pepper will tell me no and Romanoff may try to disembowel me. And come on - who wouldn't want another one of them hanging around, just for the sake of curiosity?

Of course. I'm not into furries.

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[info]jadejaws
2016-02-09 05:16 am UTC (link)
Natural selection. Also ignoring again.

Is Pepper here? I hope Pepper is here. Also appealing to my scientific curiosity is a dirty tactic.

Which is more than I needed to know. But I did set myself up for that.

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[info]secretdooryay
2016-02-09 05:24 am UTC (link)
Look, there's a lot of room out there, and a lot of things that would try to eat him. Punching first is the best policy here. While I have the video feed going.

She is, somewhere. And I figured it would work better than saying you could see if your dicks were the same size.

You ask the question, you get the answer.

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[info]somuchred
2016-02-05 07:32 am UTC (link)
Why do you ask questions like that?

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[info]jadejaws
2016-02-05 03:42 pm UTC (link)
I think I might be a glutton for punishment..

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[info]somuchred
2016-02-07 06:04 pm UTC (link)
I think so. Hello Bruce.

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[info]jadejaws
2016-02-09 03:38 am UTC (link)
Hello Natasha. It's been... Well I guess I don't actually know how long it's been, for you. But we should probably talk? Right? I mean, if that's something you want to do. Talking. You might not want to do that. But I'll talk. If you want.

I should probably stop. Definitely stopping. Right now.

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[info]somuchred
2016-02-09 04:35 am UTC (link)
We can talk if you'd like.

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[info]jadejaws
2016-02-09 04:49 am UTC (link)
I would like that. Clint may want to not-punch me first. But I'd like that, yeah.

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[info]priceoffreedom
2016-02-09 04:07 am UTC (link)
Bruce. Glad to see you're all right.

We were wondering where you got off to.

Ignore Tony. No matter what he thinks, my love life isn't his business. But yes, I'm dating Sam. And yes, I'm queer. Glad we had this talk.

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[info]secretdooryay
2016-02-09 04:15 am UTC (link)
Ah, your love life was extremely public. There are actual dinosaurs who know what your love life entails now. So I was informing him of common knowledge.

I support you and your choice to overshare.

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[info]priceoffreedom
2016-02-09 04:17 am UTC (link)
Has anyone told you you're a dick, Stark?

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[info]itshereditary
2016-02-09 04:23 am UTC (link)

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[info]secretdooryay
2016-02-09 04:26 am UTC (link)
Very cute.

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[info]itshereditary
2016-02-09 04:26 am UTC (link)
I'm frequently told I am.

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[info]secretdooryay
2016-02-09 04:31 am UTC (link)
Milk it while you can, junior.

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[info]itshereditary
2016-02-09 04:34 am UTC (link)
Oh, I can milk it eternally.

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[info]secretdooryay
2016-02-09 04:40 am UTC (link)
See, you think I don't get that, but I do. I'm shockingly bright.

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[info]secretdooryay
2016-02-09 04:25 am UTC (link)
Frequently, yes. That's not flirting, is it? I'm flattered, but taken.

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[info]jadejaws
2016-02-09 04:47 am UTC (link)
I've had practice. With disappearing, I mean. i didn't actually account for inter dimensional kidnapping. So this is probably karma.

I'd rather not take a side... But, congratulations? That's sincere, really. Sam seems like a nice guy.

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[info]hawkdad
2016-02-09 04:09 am UTC (link)
Freckles. You're late.

You and me need to have a talk.

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[info]hawkdad
2016-02-09 04:12 am UTC (link)
And in retrospect, I realize that probably sounds like a threat. Which it isn't.

As much as I want to punch you in the face, I actually like Jade Jaws and don't want him pissed at me.

But we need to talk. There will be glaring. And disapproval. You've been warned.

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[info]jadejaws
2016-02-09 04:58 am UTC (link)
I may deserve some not-punching? But. Sure. We can talk.

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[info]airsupport
2016-02-09 05:01 am UTC (link)
Welcome to the party, man. There are definitely dinosaurs but they're behind the protective fence around the city.

For the time being anyways; a while back, they got loose before. That was a fun-not-so-fun time.

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[info]jadejaws
2016-02-09 05:19 am UTC (link)
Good to know. Especially if I need to blow off some steam, actually.

I was wondering if that could happen. It would be very Jurassic Park. Which I guess is what this place is going for. Fun for The Other Guy maybe. Not so much for me.

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