Tweak

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Tweak says, "I command you to join asylums."

нarтley raтнaway | pιed pιper (soundoff) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2017-02-15 23:37:00

Entry tags:

cisco ramon / vibe, dorian pavus, fenris, harrison wells, hartley rathaway / pied piper, jillian holtzmann, leonard snart / captain cold, vax'ildan

I'm too gay for this.

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	soundoff 2017-02-16 04:41 am UTC (link)
	They stuck me with a woman, Vax'ildan. A woman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daggerdagger 2017-02-16 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Clearly we both have it equally as bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soundoff 2017-02-16 04:45 am UTC (link)
	They didn't disregard your sexuality, since your sexuality is pretty much everyone, and maybe other universe elves aren't dicks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daggerdagger 2017-02-16 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Elves are always dicks. It's a universal constant. And maybe she's not interested in you, either. I mean, they could stick me and Kima in the same room. Doesn't mean anything's going to happen there. She'd hammer my dick if I tried anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soundoff 2017-02-16 04:50 am UTC (link)
	Give him a chance. And if he is a dick, dagger him there. She's also too gay for this. We're both meant to suffer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daggerdagger 2017-02-16 04:53 am UTC (link)
	This is true. I can always stab him if all else fails. It's this place, man. It has a sick sense of humor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soundoff 2017-02-16 04:56 am UTC (link)
	It is what you're good at. This place is the worst. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notaslave 2017-02-18 01:54 am UTC (link)
	You are welcome to try. It will not go well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daggerdagger 2017-02-18 01:57 am UTC (link)
	You'd never see me coming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redimere 2017-02-18 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Do try not to stab my husband. It would be such a mess to kill you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daggerdagger 2017-02-18 02:02 am UTC (link)
	Holy shit. You're gorgeous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redimere 2017-02-18 02:05 am UTC (link)
	Yes, I am. But that's hardly relevant to you threatening my husband. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daggerdagger 2017-02-18 02:11 am UTC (link)
	Yes. No. I suppose it doesn't. Sorry. I do that sometimes. Randomly get distracted by pretty people. And he'll be fine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notaslave 2017-02-18 02:09 am UTC (link)
	I could pull your heart from your chest. I assume it's in the same place for half elves. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redimere 2017-02-18 02:10 am UTC (link)
	Amatus, that is unnecessary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaslave 2017-02-18 02:22 am UTC (link)
	He started it. But fine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	redimere 2017-02-18 01:59 am UTC (link)
	This is quite unfortunate, Amatus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaslave 2017-02-18 02:09 am UTC (link)
	You're all right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redimere 2017-02-18 02:11 am UTC (link)
	I'm fine. I'm stuck with a charming mage. While it is, of course, irritating to be away from you, I am not lacking for intelligent conversation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaslave 2017-02-18 02:23 am UTC (link)
	How charming? You did not marry me for intelligent conversation. As long as you're safe. This cannot last that long, can it? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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