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нarтley raтнaway | pιed pιper ([info]soundoff) wrote in [info]jurassiccitynet,
@ 2017-02-15 23:37:00

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Entry tags:cisco ramon / vibe, dorian pavus, fenris, harrison wells, hartley rathaway / pied piper, jillian holtzmann, leonard snart / captain cold, vax'ildan

I'm too gay for this.


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[info]daggerdagger
2017-02-16 04:40 am UTC (link)
They stuck me with an elf, Hartley. An elf.

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[info]soundoff
2017-02-16 04:41 am UTC (link)
They stuck me with a woman, Vax'ildan. A woman.

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[info]daggerdagger
2017-02-16 04:43 am UTC (link)
Clearly we both have it equally as bad.

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[info]soundoff
2017-02-16 04:45 am UTC (link)
They didn't disregard your sexuality, since your sexuality is pretty much everyone, and maybe other universe elves aren't dicks.

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[info]daggerdagger
2017-02-16 04:49 am UTC (link)
Elves are always dicks. It's a universal constant.

And maybe she's not interested in you, either. I mean, they could stick me and Kima in the same room. Doesn't mean anything's going to happen there. She'd hammer my dick if I tried anything.

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[info]soundoff
2017-02-16 04:50 am UTC (link)
Give him a chance. And if he is a dick, dagger him there.

She's also too gay for this. We're both meant to suffer.

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[info]daggerdagger
2017-02-16 04:53 am UTC (link)
This is true. I can always stab him if all else fails.

It's this place, man. It has a sick sense of humor.

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[info]soundoff
2017-02-16 04:56 am UTC (link)
It is what you're good at.

This place is the worst.

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[info]notaslave
2017-02-18 01:54 am UTC (link)
You are welcome to try. It will not go well.

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[info]daggerdagger
2017-02-18 01:57 am UTC (link)
You'd never see me coming.

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[info]redimere
2017-02-18 01:58 am UTC (link)
Do try not to stab my husband.

It would be such a mess to kill you.

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[info]daggerdagger
2017-02-18 02:02 am UTC (link)
Holy shit. You're gorgeous.

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[info]redimere
2017-02-18 02:05 am UTC (link)
Yes, I am. But that's hardly relevant to you threatening my husband.

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[info]daggerdagger
2017-02-18 02:11 am UTC (link)
Yes. No. I suppose it doesn't. Sorry. I do that sometimes. Randomly get distracted by pretty people.

And he'll be fine.

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[info]notaslave
2017-02-18 02:09 am UTC (link)
I could pull your heart from your chest. I assume it's in the same place for half elves.

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[info]redimere
2017-02-18 02:10 am UTC (link)
Amatus, that is unnecessary.

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[info]notaslave
2017-02-18 02:22 am UTC (link)
He started it. But fine.

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[info]redimere
2017-02-18 01:59 am UTC (link)
This is quite unfortunate, Amatus.

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[info]notaslave
2017-02-18 02:09 am UTC (link)
You're all right?

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[info]redimere
2017-02-18 02:11 am UTC (link)
I'm fine.

I'm stuck with a charming mage. While it is, of course, irritating to be away from you, I am not lacking for intelligent conversation.

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[info]notaslave
2017-02-18 02:23 am UTC (link)
How charming?

You did not marry me for intelligent conversation. As long as you're safe. This cannot last that long, can it?

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[info]notaslave
2017-02-18 01:53 am UTC (link)
... Are you not an elf?

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[info]daggerdagger
2017-02-18 01:56 am UTC (link)
I'm only half elf.

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[info]redimere
2017-02-18 02:05 am UTC (link)
You must understand, half-elves in our world do not retain any elven qualities. They appear, for all intents and purposes, human.

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[info]daggerdagger
2017-02-18 02:08 am UTC (link)
Well, that's got to be a relief. At least they're not considered deformed creatures with too short ears, scruff where there shouldn't be, and stunted lifespans.

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[info]redimere
2017-02-18 02:12 am UTC (link)
I suppose it depends on how you look at it. They look human, but they are not. It can be troubling.

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[info]daggerdagger
2017-02-18 02:16 am UTC (link)
I suppose for anyone out of the norm, it would be. Particularly if the mother is elven.

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[info]notaslave
2017-02-18 02:13 am UTC (link)
No. We are slaves with nife knife ears.

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[info]daggerdagger
2017-02-18 02:17 am UTC (link)
What? Elves are pompous, pretentious aristocrats.

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[info]notaslave
2017-02-18 02:21 am UTC (link)
In your world, perhaps.

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[info]notaslave
2017-02-18 02:07 am UTC (link)
This was not exactly my choice either then, HALF-elf.

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[info]daggerdagger
2017-02-18 02:08 am UTC (link)
Or Vax. That also works.

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[info]notaslave
2017-02-18 02:22 am UTC (link)
Fine. Vax.

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[info]fatherfirst
2017-02-16 04:41 am UTC (link)
I really shouldn't be as amused as I am.

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[info]soundoff
2017-02-16 04:42 am UTC (link)
I hate you and everything you stand for. I hope your new spouse is awful and eats toast in bed.

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[info]fatherfirst
2017-02-16 04:44 am UTC (link)
I could have been stuck with far worse options. And I'm sure you could have, too.

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[info]soundoff
2017-02-16 04:48 am UTC (link)
I suppose it would have been too masturbatory to stick you with Thawne.

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[info]fatherfirst
2017-02-16 04:50 am UTC (link)
And he probably would have murdered me the second he got a chance.

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[info]soundoff
2017-02-16 04:50 am UTC (link)
You'd come back. We could make a club.

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[info]fatherfirst
2017-02-16 04:53 am UTC (link)
I Died but Then I Came Back Club? It's true. There's enough people here that met those requirements, we could make a club.

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[info]soundoff
2017-02-16 04:57 am UTC (link)
I Was Killed By Eobard Thawne and All I Got Was This Lousy Club Invitation.

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[info]saltyparabolas
2017-02-16 04:44 am UTC (link)
Same, darling husband of mine.

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[info]soundoff
2017-02-16 04:46 am UTC (link)
We can only hope our opposing gay will collide and destroy reality as we know it.

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[info]saltyparabolas
2017-02-16 05:01 am UTC (link)
Or we band together and take over the world.

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[info]soundoff
2017-02-16 05:25 am UTC (link)
I like the way you think.

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[info]chillout
2017-02-16 05:24 am UTC (link)
And I wasn't even invited to the wedding.

I'm very hurt, Hartley.

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[info]soundoff
2017-02-16 05:25 am UTC (link)
Quiet. We're planning world domination.

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[info]chillout
2017-02-16 05:33 am UTC (link)
And I wasn't invited to that, either?

You wound me.

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[info]goodvibrations
2017-02-18 01:37 am UTC (link)
I think there's concerns outside of that. Like we had a bed with both of us and then we had a bed with not both of us and that sucks.

But, more importantly, I have to bring a Jedi to the lab and you have to let me change all your ringtones to the Ghostbusters theme like, pronto.

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