Jurassic City - Network

My powers are back!

Which is great because the ceiling is a perfect vantage point to stare down at this guy I don't know and question my life choices.

How drunk was I last night?

Well, this is unfortunately quite familiar.

Ellie, dear, are you all right?

erik.

Hopefully this doesn't last terribly long.

I had hoped this pocket universe would not be as irritating as the last, but it appears I'm mistaken.

Do try not to stab whoever you're stuck with, darling. It isn't their fault this is happening.

No.

Absolutely not.

I have literally had nightmares about this exact situation.

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So. Not your fault breakfast wasn't a thing I wanted. It never is after -- whatever the Fing-Fang-Shenanigans we might have gotten up to. Which. Look. This is a thing that happens and that I do sometimes. So how about we not make it any weirder than gold bands and feeling sick to my stomach when trying not to eat with you -- which totally isn't personal or whatever. I'm sure you were fine. Obviously enough for me to put a ring on itThis is just a notoriously bad idea.


Clint.

Never. Drinking. Again.

Well...this sure ranks in my top ten most awkward mornings ever...

Okay. I'm pretty sure (like 99.9% sure) that I'd decided my only relationship was going to be with science so this is incredibly awkward.

Been a hell of a long time since I've had an upset stomach. Sure as shit can't say I've missed it.

Carter

So. We're agreein' on lots of whiskey, red meat, and poker?

You know, usually this sort of thing requires consent. Somebody ought to let the powers that be in on that.

Besides. I'm not really the marrying type.

barry.
I'm starting to wonder if any universe has a concept of personal agency.

All things considered this isn't the weirdest scenario I've ever woken up to. That being said, I kinda worked out my gorgeous blonde kick maybe four years ago. I'm into cantankerous brunettes these days. Clearly somebody missed the memo here.

But seriously. Anybody trying to find a work around for this?

Barely on this Earth-place for a week and already I feel like I have accomplished a traditional Earth life goal. This is not quite how I imagine these things are supposed to go, which is to say largely not remembered and beginning the morning of waking up next to the person whom I have apparently been unified with. Still. As unions go, I have seen worse ones.

I am curious as to how so many of us seem effected by this sudden phenomena. Is this type of event common here?

Hey, Billy. They stuck me with a guy who's two heads taller than I am. It's pretty impressive.

I have the baby, because someone clearly has poor judgment. So Jess, Phil, you don't have to worry. Or you do. Who thought this was a good idea?

Who has Lucky?

At least my magic's working properly again.

This doesn't count as the wedding I'm going to forget to invite you to, Dorian.

I'm too gay for this.